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2018-02-15 14:16:11 UTC

i was in the navy so I can suck dick

2018-02-15 14:16:14 UTC

And then fart on her

2018-02-15 14:16:15 UTC

XDDD XD XD DD XD DDD

2018-02-15 14:16:17 UTC

And yell

2018-02-15 14:16:24 UTC

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

2018-02-15 14:16:29 UTC

GET ME OUT

2018-02-15 14:16:38 UTC

And then I do backrolls

2018-02-15 14:17:04 UTC

I was in the army so I know muscly men are best tier

2018-02-15 14:17:12 UTC

๐Ÿ˜Ž

2018-02-15 14:17:18 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/413700304291364867/3NBAvSRExP4wydpUGD6gfTnjFNliMC0xCMkgtZ3BQ74.png

2018-02-15 14:17:23 UTC

arin can't get into dan's shirt

2018-02-15 14:17:24 UTC

Right after twinks

2018-02-15 14:17:25 UTC

he too fat

2018-02-15 14:17:27 UTC

Aaaah

2018-02-15 14:17:29 UTC

Too fat

2018-02-15 14:17:32 UTC

>_<

2018-02-15 14:17:35 UTC

agh too fat

2018-02-15 14:17:53 UTC

and dan looks like some fucking priest

2018-02-15 14:17:57 UTC

with this loose ass shirt

2018-02-15 14:17:59 UTC

G A Y D E A T H

2018-02-15 14:18:14 UTC

A N A L A F T E R L I F E

2018-02-15 14:18:15 UTC

JooOOOOOOHN

2018-02-15 14:18:19 UTC

i've swapped my shirts with bf

2018-02-15 14:18:24 UTC

he coulsnt wear mine

2018-02-15 14:18:32 UTC

and i was like 5 sizes loose

2018-02-15 14:18:38 UTC

That's like the word that makes every faggot feel

2018-02-15 14:18:48 UTC

Gay death

2018-02-15 14:18:54 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ฉ

2018-02-15 14:18:57 UTC

Even tho I'm extremely happy with my gf

2018-02-15 14:19:04 UTC

arin fupa

2018-02-15 14:19:05 UTC

The fact that Im crawling towards gay death is pain

2018-02-15 14:19:17 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/413700801488486401/690a55d1ec78e9221acfdfa3174e437f.png

2018-02-15 14:19:21 UTC

a shirt for me

2018-02-15 14:19:23 UTC

Johnfrum โ˜บ๐Ÿ‘‹

2018-02-15 14:19:30 UTC

>being a fag who cares about such things

2018-02-15 14:19:35 UTC

@Lynxoid morning

2018-02-15 14:19:36 UTC

We do

2018-02-15 14:19:43 UTC

I pooped today!

2018-02-15 14:19:49 UTC

ahhh

2018-02-15 14:19:53 UTC

I am out of sertraline

2018-02-15 14:20:02 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ญโ€ผ

2018-02-15 14:20:15 UTC

I actually love Ninja Sex Party

2018-02-15 14:20:25 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ฐ

2018-02-15 14:20:30 UTC

๐Ÿ”ฎ

2018-02-15 14:20:35 UTC

fck I meant ๐Ÿ˜ข

2018-02-15 14:20:46 UTC

nsp is funny and good

2018-02-15 14:20:50 UTC

like u

2018-02-15 14:20:52 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ป

2018-02-15 14:20:54 UTC

โ˜บ

2018-02-15 14:21:00 UTC

iam funny and good!!!!

2018-02-15 14:21:04 UTC

yes! ! !!!

2018-02-15 14:21:13 UTC

Danny isn't the best at singing

2018-02-15 14:21:15 UTC

also I received my motorcycle battery 2day

2018-02-15 14:21:19 UTC

But it's just good enough for covers

2018-02-15 14:21:24 UTC

gonna go get it and try to make it run!! ! !!!

2018-02-15 14:21:40 UTC

I love him for doing this

2018-02-15 14:21:48 UTC

Dany really looks gross and unkempt

2018-02-15 14:21:49 UTC

Kek

2018-02-15 14:22:09 UTC

His nose is gigantic like mine

2018-02-15 14:22:11 UTC

kek!!!

2018-02-15 14:22:17 UTC

(((shrimp)))

2018-02-15 14:22:17 UTC

Like all slavs

2018-02-15 14:22:20 UTC

Kek

2018-02-15 14:22:22 UTC

<333333

2018-02-15 14:22:31 UTC

hes a jew

2018-02-15 14:22:44 UTC

like actually he's a jew

2018-02-15 14:22:53 UTC

pushing the globalist crustacean agenda on us

2018-02-15 14:23:12 UTC

WHEN THE LAST EAGLE FLIES

2018-02-15 14:23:15 UTC

OVER THE LAST

2018-02-15 14:23:20 UTC

CRUMBLING MOUNTAIN

2018-02-15 14:23:29 UTC

bronchitis

2018-02-15 14:23:36 UTC

beutifukl

2018-02-15 14:23:37 UTC

YES

2018-02-15 14:23:46 UTC

The Shrimp race must struggle on top

2018-02-15 14:24:14 UTC

You think you can just eat us?

2018-02-15 14:24:22 UTC

my sides

2018-02-15 14:24:24 UTC

TINY

2018-02-15 14:24:34 UTC

This fish is making fun of my cock

2018-02-15 14:24:43 UTC

SAY IT SOME MORE MR FISH

2018-02-15 14:25:14 UTC

HNGGGGGG

2018-02-15 14:25:29 UTC

๐Ÿ’ฆ

2018-02-15 14:25:48 UTC

THERE WOULD BE NO SADNESS

2018-02-15 14:25:50 UTC

IF WE WERE SUPER GAY

2018-02-15 14:26:13 UTC

danny should keep his hair this lenghth

2018-02-15 14:26:17 UTC

1:22

2018-02-15 14:26:21 UTC

Those hotte dudes

2018-02-15 14:26:28 UTC

IKR

2018-02-15 14:26:28 UTC

Even shorter

2018-02-15 14:26:35 UTC

That's what my hair looks like when I don't cut it

2018-02-15 14:26:40 UTC

That's why I keep it so short I can control it

2018-02-15 14:26:59 UTC

dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick balls

2018-02-15 14:27:28 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/413702860635766805/curly-undercut-for-men-1.jpg

2018-02-15 14:27:31 UTC

The true masterrace

2018-02-15 14:27:39 UTC

Short to mid undercut

2018-02-15 14:27:58 UTC

When you have curls this is the pussydestroyer haircut

2018-02-15 14:28:39 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/413703160767709186/Wavy-Hairstyles-For-Men-13-Wavy-Undercut.jpg

2018-02-15 14:28:43 UTC

Can be turned into this

2018-02-15 14:28:49 UTC

So you have two haircuts to pick from

2018-02-15 14:31:52 UTC
2018-02-15 14:31:59 UTC

Sometimes when I have an erection I just do this

2018-02-15 14:49:02 UTC

@BIRDzone Is time for snake yumyum

2018-02-15 14:56:03 UTC

Sheert

2018-02-15 14:56:18 UTC

I've got hair like Shrimp's first pic

2018-02-15 14:56:27 UTC

Welcome to the club

2018-02-15 14:56:32 UTC

<:umaru:232470184445607937>

2018-02-15 14:56:36 UTC

Time to go with times and get an undercut?

2018-02-15 14:56:38 UTC

You now have fag hair

2018-02-15 14:56:44 UTC

someone say club?

2018-02-15 14:56:48 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/413710243940401152/unknown-12.png

2018-02-15 14:56:50 UTC

>I always had

2018-02-15 14:56:55 UTC

Ye just get that bottom part shaven off

2018-02-15 14:57:57 UTC

>ifunny

2018-02-15 14:58:02 UTC

REEEEEE

2018-02-15 15:00:22 UTC

I'm an iFunny user

2018-02-15 15:00:25 UTC

inb4 ban

2018-02-15 15:03:35 UTC

Is ok

2018-02-15 15:03:42 UTC

You're also a swampGerman

2018-02-15 15:03:54 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2018-02-15 15:07:02 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ that's literally the most faggoty haircut possible

2018-02-15 15:10:22 UTC

it's Shrimp what do you expect

2018-02-15 15:11:05 UTC

>Want to hunt twigs

2018-02-15 15:11:15 UTC

>Get faggot hairstyle

2018-02-15 15:11:24 UTC

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

2018-02-15 15:12:50 UTC

<:umaru:232470184445607937>

2018-02-15 15:12:58 UTC

Curls on guys are almost always faggy

2018-02-15 15:13:11 UTC

I always confuse straight boys for being fags

2018-02-15 15:13:17 UTC

Faggots r gay haha xd

2018-02-15 15:13:23 UTC

This is why we need le Trump

2018-02-15 15:13:30 UTC

Deport!!

2018-02-15 15:13:46 UTC

Saying fag is bad because its homophobic xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

2018-02-15 15:14:03 UTC

Meme magic is le kek heh cucks btfo

2018-02-15 15:14:29 UTC

We memed a president into presidency xDDDD

2018-02-15 15:14:37 UTC

My life has intrinsic value now

2018-02-15 15:20:07 UTC

@Lynxoid *pets* I think your curly hair is cute, don't be sad.

2018-02-15 15:20:17 UTC

Fucking fag

2018-02-15 15:20:50 UTC

W-what about me!

2018-02-15 15:21:43 UTC

Shitpost harder to hide your insecurity and maybe sempai will notice you.

2018-02-15 15:21:53 UTC

<:sadmitu:331056421342806026>

2018-02-15 15:21:59 UTC

But I am insecure about my hair

2018-02-15 15:22:36 UTC

just go bald then

2018-02-15 15:22:53 UTC

Nah just needs to be dyed

2018-02-15 15:23:16 UTC

i find it kinda scary seein ppl in ther 20s with thinnin hair ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

2018-02-15 15:23:23 UTC

This

2018-02-15 15:23:26 UTC

Creepy shit

2018-02-15 15:23:56 UTC

How can you tell your hair is thinning

2018-02-15 15:24:59 UTC

Easy to see the scalp?

2018-02-15 15:25:44 UTC

Pay a hair person to measure folicial density

2018-02-15 15:25:53 UTC

or not be a faggot

2018-02-15 15:48:42 UTC

I've played project diva f

2018-02-15 15:48:47 UTC

i've pet miku on the face

2018-02-15 15:48:48 UTC

I've played u

2018-02-15 15:48:52 UTC

heh btfo

2018-02-15 15:48:52 UTC

HAHA!

2018-02-15 15:53:00 UTC

Play MGS4

2018-02-15 15:53:20 UTC

Or I will come to your house and marry your sister

2018-02-15 15:54:13 UTC

spell icup

2018-02-15 15:54:34 UTC

OH!

2018-02-15 15:54:54 UTC

Very bad catte

2018-02-15 16:01:19 UTC

@BIRDzone This is what you're subscribed to

2018-02-15 16:05:13 UTC

he sounds like hes black and his girlfriend sounds like anime

2018-02-15 16:06:23 UTC

He looks like a fat autist

2018-02-15 16:33:04 UTC

@BIRDzone "dunkey is black"

2018-02-15 16:33:22 UTC

idk where this meme came from but lmao

2018-02-15 16:40:50 UTC

<:hyperthonk:327934332545007617>

2018-02-15 16:40:56 UTC

he isn't white tho

2018-02-15 16:43:20 UTC

Im running MGS3 on my PC my niggas

2018-02-15 16:43:38 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/413737129856729088/03141802a2c3f8369714628579d4ea97.png

2018-02-15 16:43:52 UTC

heh

2018-02-15 16:43:58 UTC

REEEEEEEEEEEE

2018-02-15 16:45:05 UTC

fuck you dunkry

2018-02-15 16:45:06 UTC

we all know the 3DS version of MGS3 is the best port anyway

2018-02-15 16:45:49 UTC

I'll let you know how much I love this game

2018-02-15 16:46:36 UTC
2018-02-15 16:47:20 UTC

@Shrimpf how did you get the pressure senstive buttons to work?

2018-02-15 16:47:48 UTC

welp I'm rendering a blowjob anim now

2018-02-15 16:48:10 UTC

lets see how terrible it is

2018-02-15 16:50:14 UTC

I didn't, it just works

2018-02-15 16:50:22 UTC

@Shrimpf u won't be able to play emulated snake eater

2018-02-15 16:50:33 UTC

I am right now

2018-02-15 16:50:38 UTC

just remembered about the pressure sensitive buttons

2018-02-15 16:50:47 UTC

that's why I played it on 3ds

2018-02-15 16:51:15 UTC

There are fixes

2018-02-15 16:52:04 UTC

are you playing with a dualshock?

2018-02-15 16:52:11 UTC

PS4

2018-02-15 16:52:19 UTC

hmm

2018-02-15 17:04:16 UTC

so how exactly do buttons work if dualshock 4 doesn't have pressure sensitivity

2018-02-15 17:08:12 UTC

click them harder

2018-02-15 17:09:38 UTC

hammer dem buttobs

2018-02-15 17:09:54 UTC

hammer me

2018-02-15 17:11:03 UTC

Yeah

2018-02-15 17:11:07 UTC

I need a PS3 controller I see

2018-02-15 17:16:18 UTC

Ye doesnt render that well

2018-02-15 17:17:36 UTC

Couldnt get Direct X11 to work

2018-02-15 17:17:45 UTC

And pressure pads was also hard as fuck

2018-02-15 17:22:29 UTC

@BIRDzone Would I be able to play MGS3 on my ps3 with a ps4 controller

2018-02-15 17:54:07 UTC

whoโ€™s ur favorite youtube racist?

2018-02-15 17:54:22 UTC

mineโ€™s johntron

2018-02-15 17:55:17 UTC

pdp for me

2018-02-15 17:58:02 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/413755851250073603/IMG_20180215_185747.jpg

2018-02-15 17:58:11 UTC

Preparing for the annual big cleaning

2018-02-15 17:59:02 UTC

poop

2018-02-15 17:59:04 UTC

XD

2018-02-15 17:59:37 UTC

>

2018-02-15 18:01:04 UTC

thats some ugly writing

2018-02-15 18:02:13 UTC

The little b looks neat tho

2018-02-15 18:03:12 UTC

Jontron is racist?

2018-02-15 18:03:54 UTC

The racistist

2018-02-15 18:03:55 UTC

A German coworker once said "if we used your handwriting instead of enigma we would have won the war"

2018-02-15 18:04:08 UTC

lmao

2018-02-15 18:04:10 UTC

Kek

2018-02-15 18:04:15 UTC

German ww2 memes are the best

2018-02-15 18:04:23 UTC

Daaamn

2018-02-15 18:04:34 UTC

I gotta keep that in mind

2018-02-15 18:04:42 UTC

I gotta remember that one too

2018-02-15 18:04:43 UTC

Kek

2018-02-15 18:05:41 UTC

@porco I'm suprised there isnt a poket note printer that uses thermal paper

2018-02-15 18:05:42 UTC

Maybe retrofit

2018-02-15 18:06:02 UTC

"If the Germans used your handwriting instead of enigma..."

2018-02-15 18:08:29 UTC

@Shrimpf not sure, I think you'd have to use PS3 controller

2018-02-15 18:08:37 UTC

Aye

2018-02-15 18:08:43 UTC

How good is ps2 emulation

2018-02-15 18:09:18 UTC

on ps3?

2018-02-15 18:09:21 UTC

it's native

2018-02-15 18:09:52 UTC

it doesn't emulate really it's just backwards compatible

2018-02-15 18:10:15 UTC

Ace

2018-02-15 18:10:21 UTC

What about Snek Eater

2018-02-15 18:10:35 UTC

snek eater is in HD collection

2018-02-15 18:10:36 UTC

Even with pressure buttons?

2018-02-15 18:10:40 UTC

it's a PS3 port

2018-02-15 18:10:51 UTC

you may want to just play that one

2018-02-15 18:10:52 UTC

Very true

2018-02-15 18:10:54 UTC

Dumb question

2018-02-15 18:11:05 UTC

I'm having problems with installing something

2018-02-15 18:11:07 UTC

I'll probably cop a PS3 next month famas

2018-02-15 18:11:20 UTC

What do you mean?

2018-02-15 18:11:32 UTC

I've lost over 2h to see my PS3 was just stuck at please wait

2018-02-15 18:11:36 UTC

hey shromp would co-reading 50 shades be a good idea

2018-02-15 18:11:40 UTC

while installing packages

2018-02-15 18:11:56 UTC

@spaqin It's hilarious

2018-02-15 18:11:56 UTC

but I'm doing it again. will send wtf is causing problems

2018-02-15 18:12:02 UTC

Fifty Shades is awful

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