https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Am9asbizN7s

The only pen you ever need

@Millwood @Mirurin (真的華人時刻) Uni-Ball pens are made by Mitsubishi

Yeah, just get those and you're done

@Mirurin (真的華人時刻) get a kuru toga if you need a meme 日本pen

what about kuru toga pencil

@SenPyro

It's from Uni

aka Mitsubishi

hello

can you read

?

sighhh

<:turt:443131018950606878>

I just put my thinkpad in tea

kuru toga is a product line

um

from mitsubishi

that includes pens and pencils

How did it taste? @Millwood

>implying i need anything other than meme 日本pens

right

I didnt drink

Okay, i'm in the mood to meme

Link me some cute pens, please

(preferably so i can cut them out cleanly)

@johnfrum you better watch your tongue before it ends up in my ass, chump

>linus tech tips

kys

>cute pen surrounded by several big, black pens

@Matthew I'm sure he's gonna watch out so that doesn't "accidentally" happen

That'd be the smart move.

But making smart move doesn't come easily to John.

> I'm the censorius fag when Matt wishes to dictate everyone's actions more than I do

<:thinkjojo:333980344044879872> <:radthonk:318079469376110597> <:thenk:329322130804047872> <:thonkang:327933449597878312> <:thvnk:332928260004642827> <:googlethink1:328536264292827139> <:googlethink:328536447219138561> <:futhink:326408752754458634> <:hmm:346343150052311050> <:hms:311152554618912768> <:chink:323022148870602752> <:blobthinkingfast:427569198886027264> <:blobthinkingeyes:427568214579609601> <:alithink:327930371796893698> <:blobthinkingeyes:427568214579609601>

Serious mods

This is way too redundant

<:thinkturt:498925089224654859>

>tries to deflect being a pro-censorship fag
>his literal words were "shut up matt"

Big think

shut up, Matt

@johnfrum >he doesn't like the thinking man emote

He can't think for himself

of course he's gonna project that on everyone else

It's genuinely fucking terrible

why is the dirndl so qt

Because it's a retarded top

🔝

John wants Harrison Bergeron to be real life.

@Mirurin (真的華人時刻) Stop being so obsessed with Goethe's connationals

I do like shotguns.

Siiigh, Vonnegut was so good.

Not really

Slaughterhouse Five was meh

You just liked it because of the sex zoo

John, being contrarian? Who could've foreseen this turn of events

I like the Mars Trilogy

<:radthonk:318079469376110597>

But Not the end, the end was big gay and not canon

@Tribit don't stay in <#189467888657235970> for too long, it's bad for you.

Especially when Matt and John are both posting

Then again, I'm one to speak

<:turt:443131018950606878>

@Matthew Don't summon me and I won't

Apparently the only thing needed to summon you is to call the emotes the big gay

Got him

<:turt:443131018950606878>

I was already here

Yeah, and I was telling you not to stay

Wanna fight about it

https://boards.4channel.org/g/thread/68640869
@Mirurin (真的華人時刻) Get your butt in here

>he actually did it

what a madman

>4channel

LMAO it's ded

😂

I guess it's not kosher for advertisers

I have no turt emote to express the feeling

So I'll just go with the base one

<:turt:443131018950606878>

Oh well

Actually

Oh man

It's smug enough to convey the feeling

<:turt:443131018950606878>

/g/ mods are fags

More news at 10

News at 10: /g/ mods are actually super gay

big gay even

More news at 12

They genuinely are, you can tell which ones they like to shitpost in by the fact the quality is terrible but it's still up.

csg?

<:turt:443131018950606878>

>endless company war threads
<:hahayes:330459104495665153>
>actual discussion about tech
🔨

Reminds me of how /vr/ is eternally plagued by /v/ crossposters

All of 4chan is, but in /vr/ it's even easier to spot them

I keep waiting for /tv/ posters to be mass banned like /furry/ but it never happens

<:blobconfounded:427568418107949090>

>entire board is blown up to pieces

Please make it happen Hiro

I deleted it

pens are not technology

Pens are ancient technology

There will be a time where people won't even know how to build them anymore

They should have kept /tv/ on 4chan

nah

its 2018

/tv/, /r9k/, and /pol/ are the three boards shitting up everything else

furries are an ok

you shittalk about boys noize???

they make some good shit

>not /v/ on that list
No one actually cares about /r9k/ if the ever leave it

ah im 2 hours late

w/e

>furries
>ok

Are you ok?

>nekrosposting

its furry time now

gj for keeping it true to your nickname

nekrosposting is a thing?

No

It's a pun

ur avatar is a pun

it is

it's a scene where the MC gets mocked

i knew it

I am going to use the N-word

NEW EMOJI

<:blahaj:508284596127924246>

<:thinkturt:498925089224654859>

<:fatwojak:513122452646395954>

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_papillomavirus_infection

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

🇮🇱

<:honkhonk:381867737443467268>

Matt

I found footage of the sad cat lady

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAFWvs7bPSI

<:fatwojak:513122452646395954>

@johnfrum I have an update on that whole thing

Gf is spending all of today with her as a "friendsgiving". 😂 👌

Gib friend <:pepeturt:499291994649133067>

She tried to go to cracker barrel on Thanksgiving and couldn't because there was a 2 hour wait, so she ended up getting Wendy's fries instead

Just fries, because she's a vegetarian

sounds very sad

😂 👌 😂 👌 😂 👌

<:fatwojak:513122452646395954>

<:fatwojak:513122452646395954>

Thanks, I felt too cozy after spending time with family.

Gf is bringing vegetarian Mac and cheese home from her friends house for dinner.

🤢

I hate vegetarians

isn't mac and cheese usually vegetarian though

<:thonkang:327933449597878312>

gf has a vegetarian friend, too. She's cute af but imagine the sadness of living with a vegetarian

imagine you want to eat a really nice steak

and you have two choices

1) you eat it while your partner eats grass
2) you don't eat it

there's something special about having a vegetarian girl eat your meat though

not really it's funny once

but that's it

Oh boy

Poor porco

i don't really have a problem with vegetarians, as long as they're not preachy

Some vegetarians actually just don't like meat after a while

living together w one might be annoying, but i don't see it as a big issue

I *just* signed up. Why am I getting this?

Because you deserve to be hassled.

Could it be because I started it in an Android Work Profile so they can't spy on me?

wait

is there actually a way to reverse a string in java without a temp char variable?

who tf @ me then delete

<:ninjaturt:499294145093959680>

Congrats on the free (you)

<:downs:355737951918882846>

<:radturt:499289662641143808>

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

@NiceBear <:you:265281777168416768> mean the free <:you:265281777168416768> ?

desktop bread<:tipsfedora:383326576609329162>

No

Fun hating mods strike again

first they came for the finnish shitposter, and we said nothing

then they came for the turkish pedophile groomer, and we said nothing

now they re coming for the screenfetch threads

what will our response be?

https://twitter.com/OmarNajam/status/1066212662428631040

cant believe i was banned

implying you were

Every vote counts lads

just did

Y'all are taking the meme too far

https://twitter.com/real_farmacist/status/1066165092444721152

@porco what do you call a storehouse you cant find?

a where-house

Not okay

what do you know, its from Garfields big fat hairy jokebook

<:leupboat:297087072374751233>

>screenfetch thread!!!!!

god I'm glad I haven't touched /g/ besides /csg/ and /tpg/ in ages

I'm glad you don't post here very often

@Matthew fatthew

What

Fatthew

lol

@Matthew shut up burg

@Droidbot get raped aussie

no getting raped is for brits

the proper insult is "hope your ground harness breaks Aussie"

...is the joke that Australia is upside down, and you'd fall into the sky without a harness?

hope an abbo drinks all the petrol from your car and rapes you

That's stupid. You're stupid.

@dee they're all assimilated into white people now

@Matthew EPIC ROAST with *LOGIC* and **FACTS**

abos make up less than 1% of the population iirc

@Droidbot i heard they still like sleep on roads in country areas

and drink petrol

and most of them are up in NT where nobody wants to live besides them

😎

👐

https://youtu.be/9P0BGDxP3rs

Kys yourself

Someone explain this insanity to me

Why is no chink in there? <:thvnk:332928260004642827>

chinks don't exist

They're automatons designed to be experimented with

<:thonkang:327933449597878312>

i'm just about ready to call it quits on unix-like OS's, lads...

idk why millions of volunteers around the world can't make a better operating system than one faggoty corporation

Weak bait

yeah, i'm lying

but fuck

linux sucks

blame microsoft for hiring all the good talent

Nobody with a job programs for Linux, it's true

just like how all the good hackers, unless they are ciminally retarded, generally get hired by the state after they get good

you have to get caught to get hired by intel/military agencies

they offer you a deal

>work for us or get that big black dinger in the slammer

to be fair gubberment benifits are pretty good stateside

not sure about the russians or chinks

Yes, yes they are @Pawp

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

i'm pretty sure most of the top hackers these days are subverted by states