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2018-09-22 20:38:15 UTC

contain the cancer to its containment zone

2018-09-22 20:38:18 UTC

don't post furry shit here

2018-09-22 20:38:28 UTC

Why not?

2018-09-22 20:38:29 UTC

please embrace my coc

2018-09-22 20:38:32 UTC

Are you afraid?

2018-09-22 20:38:37 UTC

Embrace the cocs!

that was no sex stuff,but alright

2018-09-22 20:39:10 UTC

!coc

Code of Conduct:

1. Don't be a faggot
2. Learn to take banter
3. Don't have a fox as a profile picture

2018-09-22 20:39:15 UTC

the coc says don't be a faggot

2018-09-22 20:39:17 UTC

furry = faggot

2018-09-22 20:39:19 UTC

ok?

2018-09-22 20:40:13 UTC

yeah how about just 1. be adult 2. act like sane people

2018-09-22 20:40:23 UTC

done did

2018-09-22 20:40:40 UTC

Wow what a gay thing to say

2018-09-22 20:40:41 UTC

that's unrealistic expectations

act like sane people? tervy just broke 1. rule

2018-09-22 20:40:52 UTC

I made it more generic

2018-09-22 20:40:54 UTC

!coc

Code of Conduct:

1. Listen to @Tervy

2018-09-22 20:41:15 UTC

<:GWfroggyMonkaChrist:398950551422894080>

2018-09-22 20:41:17 UTC

Does it ping him everytime?

2018-09-22 20:41:18 UTC

:D

2018-09-22 20:41:23 UTC

yes that's the best part @Sdeck37

2018-09-22 20:41:27 UTC

!coc

Code of Conduct:

1. Listen to @Tervy

2018-09-22 20:41:32 UTC

!coc

2018-09-22 20:41:32 UTC

!coc

Code of Conduct:

1. Listen to @Tervy

Code of Conduct:

1. Listen to @Tervy

2018-09-22 20:41:44 UTC

Why do you guys hate foxes?

2018-09-22 20:41:47 UTC

i do have robot piggu ignored tho

2018-09-22 20:41:48 UTC

He didn't say not to do it

2018-09-22 20:41:52 UTC

So we're free to do so

2018-09-22 20:41:53 UTC

!coc

Code of Conduct:

1. Listen to @Tervy

2018-09-22 20:42:30 UTC

you seem to like that funciton

me too,sorry porco i will help you with porn spider traffic some other way

2018-09-22 20:42:36 UTC

I made a better one

2018-09-22 20:42:41 UTC

!randomping

2018-09-22 20:42:47 UTC

Woah

2018-09-22 20:42:50 UTC

!randomping

is it always sdeck

2018-09-22 20:42:57 UTC

yes

2018-09-22 20:43:00 UTC

:D

2018-09-22 20:43:02 UTC

<:turt:443131018950606878>

well no random is truly random

2018-09-22 20:43:10 UTC

make it actualy random ping

can not blame it

2018-09-22 20:43:18 UTC

and include @.... everyone

2018-09-22 20:43:18 UTC

it's random out of an array that contains one element

2018-09-22 20:43:24 UTC

inb4 ends up pinging windatica

2018-09-22 20:43:30 UTC

and he starts banning

2018-09-22 20:43:42 UTC

How can you test if a rng is truly random?

2018-09-22 20:43:53 UTC

It's like russian roulette but you risk not getting chink shit tips

by askin pinguin of the doom

2018-09-22 20:43:59 UTC

kek

2018-09-22 20:44:03 UTC

yes 1:2000 (or how many users are in room chance to get everyone pinged

2018-09-22 20:44:10 UTC

!randomping

2018-09-22 20:44:27 UTC

remove the fox

2018-09-22 20:44:29 UTC

RRREEEE

2018-09-22 20:44:34 UTC

and ratelimit the command to 1 per 10 minutes

2018-09-22 20:44:42 UTC

then we forget it

2018-09-22 20:44:47 UTC

and some day.. it will cause chaos

2018-09-22 20:44:48 UTC

I think that would result in absolute shitstorm

2018-09-22 20:44:50 UTC

as its destined to

they do not have to remove the fox anymore,it is not rule now

i m the law now,just ask me if you are not sure about something

2018-09-22 20:45:38 UTC

Why was it ever a rule?

2018-09-22 20:45:44 UTC

(tho any sane people uses https://lbda.net/Adl.png)

Because porco wanted us to talk about adam sandlers again

2018-09-22 20:46:19 UTC

๐Ÿ™„

2018-09-22 20:46:27 UTC

Any sane person mutes all channels and enables "Hide Muted Channels" @Tervy

2018-09-22 20:46:29 UTC

<:turt:443131018950606878>

2018-09-22 20:46:32 UTC

He is a terrible actor

2018-09-22 20:46:34 UTC

The end

2018-09-22 20:46:39 UTC

and he looks like a faggot

2018-09-22 20:46:52 UTC

I can vouch for porco being a better actor

selfburn is real

2018-09-22 20:48:39 UTC

Can relate

2018-09-22 20:48:52 UTC

Especially because it's a rare gif of Porco singing

when i was young my father told me just "adam sandlers is JEW,he is JEW JEW JEW JEW JEW" and left the room

what did he mean by that

2018-09-22 20:49:38 UTC

Yeah @porco

2018-09-22 20:49:41 UTC

What are you hiding from us

2018-09-22 20:49:44 UTC

your grandfater didnt happen to have first name as adolf ?

2018-09-22 20:49:49 UTC

i dunno traumatic events

2018-09-22 20:50:04 UTC

why does porco want someone to kill him

2018-09-22 20:50:08 UTC

I'm hiding my coc

2018-09-22 20:50:12 UTC

tho adam sandler is a traumatic event

2018-09-22 20:50:21 UTC

I'm nothing if not a stickler for the rules~

2018-09-22 20:50:25 UTC

can we ban adam sandler as a topic please?

2018-09-22 20:50:31 UTC

Ok

2018-09-22 20:50:35 UTC

!ban @porco

@porco has been banned from the server

2018-09-22 20:50:36 UTC

Add it to coc

2018-09-22 20:50:38 UTC

Done

2018-09-22 20:50:43 UTC

Nobody cares about your coc

but how do you tell us your adam story ever again,if we ban it

i really liked your story :(

2018-09-22 20:51:00 UTC

Toxic much @foxhunt

2018-09-22 20:51:09 UTC

cant believe he's gone

2018-09-22 20:51:11 UTC

I actually don't think I would ever want to tell it again

2018-09-22 20:51:16 UTC

ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

tell it for one final time,and then ban the topic

2018-09-22 20:51:38 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/493162483004211200/4-1.jpg

i called my friends to see it

2018-09-22 20:51:58 UTC

no let's just get WASTED instead

i got wasted few days ago,it was the worst

2018-09-22 20:52:21 UTC

tell us the story

2018-09-22 20:52:25 UTC

I called my friends to see it

I do not drink alcohol for years now,but few days ago friend brought me home made cider(apple beer) to have taste,after drinking 3 of them i decided to hit the bar with him

and another bar

and at 1am another bar

i drank nothing but lots of beer

2018-09-22 20:53:47 UTC

why did you try to be normie?

2018-09-22 20:53:48 UTC

Wow

2018-09-22 20:53:53 UTC

A lot of pathos from this story

2018-09-22 20:54:10 UTC

I feel compelled to admit that this story pulled the strings of my heart

2018-09-22 20:54:22 UTC

>having a friend

2018-09-22 20:54:28 UTC

^

2018-09-22 20:54:29 UTC

What a normalfag

after getting home 3am i ate some fruit,fish sandwich and old pasta from week ago

2018-09-22 20:54:38 UTC

remove the fox please

2018-09-22 20:54:40 UTC

Said the guy with a fox as a propic

few minutes after that i've vomited 2 times

and when i woke up i felt like absolute shit

alcohol never again

2018-09-22 20:55:08 UTC

what pasta was it? the stallman interject pasta or the "I hate every single one of you" pasta?

2018-09-22 20:55:09 UTC

You still haven't told me why you hate the fox?

2018-09-22 20:55:10 UTC

Why did you try to commit pastacide

2018-09-22 20:55:36 UTC

where did you drop the spaghetti?

2018-09-22 20:55:40 UTC

What a fucking day that must have been

2018-09-22 20:55:44 UTC

First you try to be a normie

2018-09-22 20:55:49 UTC

Then you try to be an italian

2018-09-22 20:55:59 UTC

stop making fun of him

2018-09-22 20:56:03 UTC

he was just trying to be like me

2018-09-22 20:56:04 UTC

I'm not

2018-09-22 20:56:08 UTC

He's doing it by himself

2018-09-22 20:56:10 UTC

<:turt:443131018950606878>

i though this is safe zone

2018-09-22 20:56:25 UTC

No buli the midori

for pastafarians

2018-09-22 20:56:31 UTC

Here, have heart

2018-09-22 20:56:33 UTC

โค

moral of the story: YOU CAN NOT TRUST THE SYSTEM

2018-09-22 20:58:10 UTC

Who is this System person and why should I not trust him

2018-09-22 20:58:11 UTC

Were just going to ask you if you got razed in your butthole

2018-09-22 20:58:42 UTC

he said he wanted to be a normie and an italian, not that he wants to be a faggot like you @foxhunt

2018-09-22 20:58:55 UTC

Remove fox

2018-09-22 20:59:14 UTC

Why do you hate the fox?

lets turn this in to real fox hunt

2018-09-22 20:59:22 UTC

Because you're a faggot

2018-09-22 20:59:26 UTC

Foxes deserve better

2018-09-22 20:59:32 UTC

Yes

2018-09-22 20:59:37 UTC

Being served on a plate

2018-09-22 21:00:18 UTC

I am calling the sjw discord mods on you guys

2018-09-22 21:00:29 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ข

i do not like foxes because they do not have cute head area

2018-09-22 21:01:46 UTC

Now that I know you guys hate the fox it's staying there forever

someone make firefox joke

jk,firefox is already joke

2018-09-22 21:05:15 UTC

Yes

2018-09-22 21:05:30 UTC

It's a know fact IE is the best browser

ie is pretty good,many kinds of software do not work without it

2018-09-22 21:06:33 UTC

This is what Amazon sends when I buy 2 screwdrivers.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/493166236180676618/IMAG2329.jpg

2018-09-22 21:06:54 UTC

IE is best

2018-09-22 21:07:54 UTC

Tims, are you complaining?

Delete screwdrivers too

2018-09-22 21:10:05 UTC

Not at all, this is the 4th or 5th time, and these are supposed to be $6+/ea

2018-09-22 21:10:22 UTC

That's half the reason I buy them on Amazon.

how does that even happen

2018-09-22 21:10:49 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/493167308865273856/JPEG_20180922_141041.jpg

2018-09-22 21:11:12 UTC

This is the shipping unit

2018-09-22 21:11:22 UTC

I wouldn't complain if someone send me more stuff than I paid for

2018-09-22 21:11:23 UTC

They just grab the one tiny box and assume it's right

2018-09-22 21:11:36 UTC

Oh, no complaints here. Just thought it was funny.

2018-09-22 21:11:43 UTC

They do it real regularly.

2018-09-22 21:12:26 UTC

I wish they did that when you buy PC components

2018-09-22 21:12:40 UTC

I've actually started making an effort to order when they're out of stock. I'm just filling out the pieces I'm missing, so I don't need them fast, and then hopefully they do this instead of waiting for the box to be handled a bunch and be more noticable.

2018-09-22 21:14:13 UTC

kek

2018-09-22 21:14:13 UTC

I spent an hour just finding every listing for ones I was missing and making a wish list so I can see as the prices drop. Half of the pricing on Amazon is automated these days, so I just watch for an error/clearance/sale and pick up a couple I'm missing, or grab one when I need to round out a cart to hit the $35

2018-09-22 21:14:29 UTC

I see the point

2018-09-22 21:14:40 UTC

But what do you actually need them all for?

2018-09-22 21:14:50 UTC

Screws

2018-09-22 21:15:03 UTC

:DDD

2018-09-22 21:15:07 UTC

Admittly i have about 5 sets myself

2018-09-22 21:15:08 UTC

dun dun duuuun

2018-09-22 21:15:15 UTC

Nothing specific, but there are plenty of times where I'm just missing an odd size, good to have.

2018-09-22 21:15:20 UTC

But any more i really buy double

2018-09-22 21:15:26 UTC

I just use screwdriver with changeable bits

2018-09-22 21:15:59 UTC

Plus I tend to collect things. This handles the being prepared/having the correct tools/collecting shit all at once.

2018-09-22 21:16:34 UTC

Fair point

2018-09-22 21:16:43 UTC

I'll never jugde any collector/hoarder

2018-09-22 21:18:37 UTC

I'm basically a walking entity of bad habits, so as long as I can keep them focused in useful ways, we're golden

2018-09-22 21:19:06 UTC

I try not to buy things I don't need very hard

2018-09-22 21:19:22 UTC

Lately I have cut back even on the chink crap

2018-09-22 21:20:58 UTC

Try to cut it to stuff you might use in the future

2018-09-22 21:21:01 UTC

Like wood

2018-09-22 21:21:06 UTC

Or screwdrivers

2018-09-22 21:21:25 UTC

Cause you **will** use them anyway

2018-09-22 21:22:34 UTC

honestly I use a number 2 philips screwdriver 90% of the time

2018-09-22 21:22:42 UTC

Cut it with the bullshit and get rid of the fox

2018-09-22 21:22:51 UTC

Degenerates like you belong on a cross

2018-09-22 21:23:00 UTC

Yeah, I... Don't do that. I'm a shopaholic.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/493170375367327761/IMAG2331.jpg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/493170375367327763/IMAG2330.jpg

2018-09-22 21:23:02 UTC

sure but first tell me why you hate the fox

2018-09-22 21:23:47 UTC

if you give me a legit reason to get rid off the fox I might

2018-09-22 21:24:40 UTC

@porco it's your chance

2018-09-22 21:25:20 UTC

foxes are parasites

2018-09-22 21:25:35 UTC

If you like wood, you don't like fox

2018-09-22 21:25:56 UTC

chance for?

2018-09-22 21:26:13 UTC

Get him to remove his fox profile picture

2018-09-22 21:26:31 UTC

I can't really force him

2018-09-22 21:26:35 UTC

it's his choice, being a fag

2018-09-22 21:26:35 UTC

but what if I don't like wood

2018-09-22 21:26:46 UTC

you clearly enjoy wood

2018-09-22 21:26:56 UTC

do I ?

2018-09-22 21:27:02 UTC

yes massive wood

2018-09-22 21:27:08 UTC

you can't get enough

2018-09-22 21:27:32 UTC

I think you are projecting

2018-09-22 21:28:08 UTC

just because you are a massive wood lover doesn't mean I am too

2018-09-22 21:30:54 UTC

Only retarded have fox avatars

2018-09-22 21:31:28 UTC

gopher avatar people are the master race

2018-09-22 21:32:18 UTC

I have come to a decision

2018-09-22 21:32:26 UTC

the fox avatar is staying forever

2018-09-22 21:32:40 UTC

I would have gotten bored with it quickly

2018-09-22 21:32:42 UTC

matth is right as always

2018-09-22 21:33:05 UTC

but seeing its triggering power I just can't give it up now

2018-09-22 21:34:10 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/493173187870195715/Screenshot_2018-09-22_23-34-01.png

2018-09-22 21:35:02 UTC

there are multiple furries here that spam furry porn but you will ban me ?

2018-09-22 21:35:04 UTC

lol

2018-09-22 21:35:20 UTC

I won't, I would like to ban every furry

2018-09-22 21:35:23 UTC

but I have to follow the rules

2018-09-22 21:35:27 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ฆ

2018-09-22 21:35:41 UTC

I get it

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