aww damn

😦

What's the worst that could happen

i will pay A LOT of money

my friend

Other then they tie you up and make you watch

why not just pay a lot of money for a hooker

Send me a photo of you

my grandfather is part of senior management in chinese development firm @🅱royal🅱reastLͫOͤRͫDͤ

I'll consider based on looks

Cool maybe hookup with me instead if you are rich

hmmm

>didn't read the part about middle class

are you cute boyish looking girl?

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

I'm a cute boyish looking boy

reverse traps are patrician

this tbh

<a:rip:445145165934493696>

True that

So normally I'd just put the SSD into another computer backup the data wipe and reinstall windows on it

But this is one of those faggy

Nvme SSD m.2 s

I don't have a another computer with a slot for these

>not owning an adapter

Truly the worst kind of fool

You mean those add-on boards for mbs?

Before I buy that I'd rather just buy another m.2

I need more harddrives anyways

Don't they make m2 to usb adapters

<:thonkang:327933449597878312>

I have never seen one

But why would they

Yes. They are sixteen bucks

Or your exact situation

For you

Kek

Let's downgrade those sixttillion r/w speed to usb

I might check if stores have that here

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

Ordering from chink shit would take too long

Never buy chink shit addapters for expensive shit

True

The only chink thing in any computer should be the case

I want to believe in those ssds

The SSD gold Rush is over

WHAT

The fuck

OH

My god

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

YES

Why how

Oh god the fucking gygabyte nigger gayming uefi

It might have fixed something

<:shiggy:232792354610872320>

>his OS isnt in english
🤢

I wish

Idk where I fucked up during original install

But when it finished everything was German suddenly

And win7 doesn't let you change

Oh god if this shit fixes itself

>running Nazi windows

I am going to to be so fucking happy

<:hmm:346343150052311050>

If only germany fixed itself

What if the smart socket actually melted the m.2

Spooky

>Breaking hardware through pure idiocy

All I wanted to do was wake up and say Alexa turn on the pc

(^:

>amazon botnet

this just keeps getting better

Yeah but get this

I have the Amazon botnet

kek

And yet

Yo does Alexa even have Windows integration yet

M.2 to USb

fucking why

It gets was better listen

defeats the entire point

Way*

just get a PCIe expansion card

Having the adapter on hand would be great for troubleshooting

So I have Alexa in my home always on
And yet I currently cut the power supply of my computer because I'm too tinfoil of management engines transmitting data while I turned off the computer

ok

now in english

Like when I turn the pc off

@Millwood if he wants 600€ for that then I can get more than 1200€ for my Jetta 2 it seems

@🅱royal🅱reastLͫOͤRͫDͤ dont you run windows anyway

Yeah no one cares that much about hentai/cheap Chinese shit

I turn it all the way off by cutting electricity

The flubbermint isn't watching you

You people

Neither is Alexa (until you say ok Alexa)

<:GWnoneHmpf:384871028356153344>

I have 2 os

@🅱royal🅱reastLͫOͤRͫDͤ you're fucking weird tbh

True

@Cole save us your our only hope

@sum I guess so. Btw how do you go around listening to music in your Jetta?

@Pawp >your

adding you to that list

Snap

<:NotLikeMiya:364147753728868352>

I have a stupid arch build somewhere on a disconnected harddrive that I would use for anything seriously dubious

And the normie front for when friends vksit

Visit

That's also why I need windows
So the people around me believe my normie costume

Lol

>arch

<:kizunaNo:392899963295891456>

so you admit to doing things of questionable nature? <:thonk:288060975775612929>

@Millwood AUX cable

i run arch as a daily driver but not for that reason

N-no I said I WOULD use

>friends
>normie costume

lmao

I have 2 noice speakers from a TV on back, and some okay speakers in front

Arch is only run by nerds and child predators. And you don't seem like a nerd

Nice one

>use non-free blobbed OS for anything dubious

sighhh

If while waiting for lights to go green I want people to listen to what I listen to then I can easily do that

>normie costume
Not fooling anyone

@sum nice

I totally am

Child predator confirmed.

STOP

and he photoshops models as hobby @Pawp

really makes me think

Gestapo will be at my door in 5 minutes

"models"

@transience siighhh, watching loli on non-librebooted devices

Lmao

i can hear the fed sirens already

Rip this poor dude who came into a Chinese masturbator vendor discussion discord and is getting shit on for living his life

Tfw need new discord account for this server now or I will forever be branded as the computer inept windows using child porn producer

Lmao

Nah. He's German all he's gotta do is say he's an immigrant.

dont worry, i have posted a lot more embarassing shit here tbh

This is so sad Alexa send a SWAT team

like that time i liveblogged my literal near death experience

Can we hit 50 likes ?

Dude

It's too early for me to be laughing this hard

Hot

I once derailed an /fa/ server into five days of political discussions by posting an smh of trump winning the election

This isn't even that bad

@🅱royal🅱reastLͫOͤRͫDͤ you might have a better chance of making it if you find your niche

@🅱royal🅱reastLͫOͤRͫDͤ do you do cave exploring in Thailand by any chance

>/fa/

like cute reverse traps

post current fit

😍

I am in my boxers

are they effay?

are you hairy

@🅱royal🅱reastLͫOͤRͫDͤ post leg hair

They are not (they are from supreme)

>supreme

but y

For the normies

thats nearly as sad as fedoras jordans

>supreme pedophilic gentleman

IT WORKED

HOLY FUCL

My pc is working again

6ix9ine you haven't been mailed yet?

*jailed

Lol

>actual pedo hours.

don't show this chat to Elon Musk

OH MY GOD

That nigga went to court in Jordans he'll never see the light of day

I CAN TYPE ON PC AGAIN

Now backup your drive before you break it again

now I can shitpost in 5 times the speed

yeah I will backup every fuckiung thing

keep a bottle of thermite near the drives

just in case a suspicious van shows up

STOP

I don't even safe porn to my computer

yeah

because it's unsafe porn <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

>

Where's the green text about the Anon who had his whole PC build in a microwave for the feds

why post a greentext when you have that anon right here <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

@🅱royal🅱reastLͫOͤRͫDͤ are they effay???

@🅱royal🅱reastLͫOͤRͫDͤ can we see hairy effay legs

^

why do you want to see my hairy legs

am i effay????

yes

that hideous wireless keyboard isn't though

i remember when i triggered Shrimp with these pics

Are those crayons?

@transience >Samsung 30Q's just lying next to the wall

@Murillians 18650s

>CRAYONS

@JHWH look normal to me

MY NIGGA

@transience buy a fucking battery case you fanatic

I'm disgusted

sighhh
not even my boxers are effay ...

show your shoes

@Cole i have a case

and socks

i was gonna charge these ones i have out on the desk

didnt get round to it yet

post photo of case

Damn y'all don't eat crayons ok

I demant proof

@Murillians eating these crayons results in a fire

hey dudes rate my hand

I am anxious

>no picture

he's slow isp

Forbidden crayons

(^:

@Mirurin (真的華人時刻) <:blobthinkingfast:427569198886027264>

I want to eat

the forbidden tuna

socks @🅱royal🅱reastLͫOͤRͫDͤ

>internet this slow

@Cole

@transience thank you now put the batteries in the case

be a good boy

What the fuck did I just come back too

>30s ping

@Pawp 18650's

Why are your hands so smooth

HBH confirmed

chinese phone photo <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

hardcoded beautify

I'm a dude...

kek

@Cole get me the best flashlight that's massive enough to bludgeon someone with. But no so large it's obviously a weapon not a light

we doxxin ourselves bois?