dad bod?

yeah currently

chicks love that shit

got told I have dad bod last month kek

I'll get surgery one day, just scared by the idea

look for non invasive surgery options and rehab, shit has come far in just a couple years.

yeah I asked about surgery and the GP said I have to be prepared to not do anything for 6 months after

rehab helps for sure

I was just stupid and put too much weight on before I could handle it

https://youtu.be/oTjbwg48JuE

what the fuck is this hot garbage

amazing

>implying you wouldnt suck on that candycane

i dont like how the seam goes across the dick though, and it sort of implies that a flaccid cock would look like a regular pair of undies with a little floppy sock hanging out

Sudden urge to start speaking English with a Scottish accent.

Any recommendations for chink kilts?

Kind of reminds me how you can have an optional cock sleeve on lycra suits

Source: ordered a lycra suit

more like
Source : ordered a cock sleeve on a lycra suit

No, fortunately. Not sure I'd be able to fit my massive dong in one of those

are you below the asian average?

I was ordering from some chink site and they had customizable options for the suit at checkout. That was one of them.

Sadly the only options where (in order of size) yellow, white and black

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>all 24 threads 100% utilisation >24C >175W

l series xeons dabes

also r710 cooling dabes

tfw showing off cleavage is cool and acceptable

tfw not allowed to show off large hard erection to compensate for being a manlet

i s n t f a i r

its not large

just looks like it due to your manlet leggies

false

even more reason for not fair

Nice, was driving with a friend, some song plays, now it's in my recommended videos on youtube

YouTube been really good with music recommendations for me in the past year or so

yes yes

embrace the botnet

Ugh. First world problems. Was browsing shit as a bus drove by, and the damn phone connected to its wifi.

Connection interrupted. 👎

over here we used to have wifi in buses, but jew-ass mayor removed it :<

and now this piece of shit wants to close the train line

Damn. Where's here?

Southern France

near the Spanish border

Why not disable WiFi

maybe that's what they did. Idk if they removed or just disabled. End result is the same anyway

kontroll that is

Lol

kontroll?

WiFi on buses is nice when you're traveling internationally

they are yes :)

@kontroll lol

But if you're a local it's often easier to use cellular

@Lynxoid Huh, weird. I thought France was good about that sort of stuff.

@spaqin Normally I have it disabled, but I just came from uni where I was using the wifi.

not here I ugess

it's the second poorest region

Tasker :3

I suppose. It's mildly annoying that the buses and trains share the same wifi setup, cause I do use it on the trains.

Ah huh

They wanted to do good ;_;

I have automatic connection disabled to open networks because security

Yeah, I should too tbh. But it's so convenient... 😬🔫

@Deleted User rate first csg meetup

3

traps and russians that love traps for as far as I can tell

Russians are so cute

I like the ones that write their sentences with parenthesis)

улыбающееся лицо))))

where can I buy a eastern European teenage qt

Russia, Ukraine, something like that

<:googlethink1:328536264292827139>

in czechia

just lift, be yourself and shower

>shower

who has time for that

Who has time for any of these tbh

I'm a rich boy with flagship phone, latest macbook pro and bmw

I just want to give money and be done with it

d-does mi note 2 count as flagship

@transience Elliot?

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-42021373

🤢

maybe they mixed up defectors with defecators

>hyung stop putting your mouth right up to the dog's anus

>no

>hyung I swear to god

>no im gonna go to south korea now I bet they'd respect my freedom

@Ded #anythingforsustanance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d61W869sZjw

reeee

i messed up my tire installation and now I gotta buy another tire

🐱 🔫

>fucking up a tire

how?

Hitting screwdriver tru it i bet

nah

I just flattened it too much by leaning on it while I was wrapping it around the rim

so now it doesn't wanna stick to the sides of the rim

I think I'll just bring it to the tire shop, they might be able to save it

fuck i hope ahah

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https://youtu.be/zhWAHM9H0Tw

Ahah

Very nice

as for the OD, I'm betting opioids :)))

we will see

Fentanyl, even

also wow cod WWII campaign is very lame

didnt u see his insta post on the same day @Lynxoid

`fucc it`

ye but what the fuc is this tho

xanax?

you can't realistically OD on benzodiazepines

however now that I look, opioids and benzos do not mix well at all <:chink:323022148870602752>

Assuming it's xanax, he either had alcohol, Tramadol, Opioids, or Dissociatives

was his music even good to begin with

idk

the only modern rapper I can actually enjoy is Post Malone

I don't ever listen to rap

who the fuck is Lil Peep

@Julian the only rapper I can actually enjoy is Post Alone <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

emo rapper that OD'd two days ago

emo rapper

lmao

It's as bad as it looks

the FUCK IS THAT

chad ree

Adolf get the flamethrower

who would've expected such an outstandingly smart individual to have not checked drug interactions before getting wasted <:chink:323022148870602752> <:thvnk:332928260004642827> <:thonkang:327933449597878312> <:thonk:288060975775612929>

>New Jersey
obviously trash

Lil Peep?
More like
I Sleep

real sh*t

aha yes

💤

Feels strange. Was chatting with some fellow uni cunts, and apparently they all listen to the rap. Makes no sense, when the death metal and kpop is so much better.

>kpop
off yerself

does anyone here actually settle on 1 single genre?

C O U N T R Y

^

🤠

country and rap all the way

all other genres are gay and shit

heres my previous month or whatever

church gospels tbh

>a rise in Trap

<:hms:311152554618912768>

@Julian >I go to clubs every weekend
the chart

😠

iz gud

I can only enjoy that shit if I associate it with good memories of finger punching a thot

>finger punching

I really like dancing and just vibe-y music in general

>not being balls deep in that cervix

how much cocaine do you consume on a weekly? @Julian

not enough

I bet he's a straightedge faggot

:)))

nah not with that music taste

he's got an edge alright

edge of a credit card into a pile of white

u kno it

👌

Julian is like that bear that consumed a shit ton of cocaine and died

coke and rave is something magical

get it? bear

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Cole, more like Cocodomol

coke is meme drug

speed does the same thing, better, and for less dosh :^)

There's some good rappers dude

Modern ones, I mean. Haven't personally listened to Post Malone, but I'm really into Watsky and Busdriver among others

yeah like hopsin

why are drugs illegal ;_;

So the CIA can make monay

i listen to hopsin becausei m wok e

but i don't have cia in my country

@spaqin just buy research chemicals :))))

Yeah you do

CIA's in every country nowadays :^)

chink drugs tbh

yes

Chingguaodongamine

Also, I really wish this Discord had a music channel

canned spongebob coke?

I'm jamming to Summer Salt and it's fucking l i t

would buy

you can buy DXM on alibaba 👀

I'm actually buying a friend of mine two vinyls of theirs for Christmas

>vinyls
meme

music channels are pointless, people just spam their music and don't listen to anybody else's

yep

we had that problem early on when the discord had a jukebox

this

Not my thing personally, but he really likes them and attests to them for stuff like City Pop, J-Fusion, funk, etc. A lot of the stuff with soothing vocals and chill instrumental

>jukebox people can queue up with music
>they only come in to listen when it's their tracks and immediately leave when it isn't

That's gay

<:chink:323022148870602752>

On my main server, we have a channel and the whole point is to check out other people's recommendations and sometimes give feedback

Why the fuck wouldn't you do that

Rofl

hey guys checkout my soundcloud

it's LIT

Disgusting.

Nobody on there makes music so thankfully that isn't an issue

I'd listen to @Cole rap about flashlights

now that's truly lit

But the whole point is finding stuff that's good

How are you going to do that when you just peace out the second something you're unfamiliar with comes on

Shit's dumb yo

PUT A CONVOY ON HER CLIIITT
THIS FLASHLIGHT IS FUCKIN' LIIITTT

I just use Spotifys discovery q

for new songs

underage can't afford spotify

or find a playlist I like and listen to its radio

CREE's weak
Q8 is heavy
there's a headlamp on my head already

@Deleted User

>spotify

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

@Deleted User its 2 euros/month if u scam spotify into thinking youre a family and not a group of friends

yeah I know

Streaming music in general is just inferior

xd

Buy/pirate that shit in .flac like a proper hipster

xd

Your ears will thank me

@Deleted User rate my rap

V I N Y L S

@Cole I can't rate it unless you drop it on a beat

I already said I'm not the one that's into vinyls.

Fuck

baited

vinyls are like the homosexual scat porn of music

I'd buy a record player if I could find anything other than 70s pop compilations in charity shops around here

and church music

you find more cool cassettes than vinyl

buy a death grips vinyl

people already think I'm mentally ill enough without that

Bandcamp artists usually sell limited edition vinyls with their albums

At least, a lot of the ones I imagine would sound decent on vinyl

I'm talking about cheap vinyl @Igmdigm not £40 for a vinyl record pressed on a limited 20 issue run

Electronic is generally weakest from what I hear.

>bandcamp artists 🤢

like in bins at charity shops

>bandcam artists
>good music
choose one

I've seen the discs sell for $5-10

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

Yeah, you're not funny. Anyway, the price is negotiable between artist and manufacturer afaik. Between quality and buying an album that you actually want, you just get what you pay for.