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2018-05-04 01:03:46 UTC

Almost dropped my spaghetti

2018-05-04 01:04:42 UTC

"N-no, Cocobola..."

2018-05-04 01:06:02 UTC

I offered 100 dollars and I do not need to hear such libel from a man who has toys

2018-05-04 01:06:33 UTC

You're just butthurt that I took them out of the box

2018-05-04 01:07:18 UTC

Once the contents are out the box is garbage. There is a metaphysical lesson in there somewhere

2018-05-04 01:07:38 UTC

No, see, this is bantz about you being a box fetishist

2018-05-04 01:08:06 UTC

I mean, I would make a cedar case for the books if I get a good deal out of it

2018-05-04 01:08:12 UTC

>Not buying chinkshit bidet
Do you even live on the edge

2018-05-04 01:09:08 UTC

My old library had ceder trimmed shelves that permeated the books and made them smell amazing.

2018-05-04 01:09:43 UTC

My library had water damage and reeked of mildew

2018-05-04 01:09:45 UTC

๐Ÿ˜•

2018-05-04 01:09:50 UTC

I was joking but omg they have bidets for 16$

2018-05-04 01:10:05 UTC

Unheated probably

2018-05-04 01:10:06 UTC

Holy shit i didn't know JerryRigEverything was so swole

2018-05-04 01:10:33 UTC

The real money is in the electricals, its just a hose that shoots cold water at your bum otherwose

2018-05-04 01:10:33 UTC

nigga he fit

2018-05-04 01:10:52 UTC

I recon all those bend tests paid off

2018-05-04 01:11:07 UTC

>not having his channel named NiggerRigEverything

2018-05-04 01:11:24 UTC

Give it back Jamal

2018-05-04 01:11:24 UTC

Also
>carrying your nice gun out around town

2018-05-04 01:11:26 UTC

GhettoRigEverything

2018-05-04 01:11:35 UTC

AYO NIGGAS, TODAY WE BE SHOTING SOME POPOS WITH A GLOCK18

2018-05-04 01:11:41 UTC

ChinkShitEverything

2018-05-04 01:11:56 UTC

If you actually have to use it enjoy having it soak in blood in a bag in evidence for months

2018-05-04 01:12:17 UTC

Or someone taking a fancy to it and it getting 'lost' in the chain of custody

2018-05-04 01:12:34 UTC

"Airsoft accessory...or chinkshit Auto-sear? Let's experiment!"

2018-05-04 01:13:07 UTC

Let's experiment how fast my doggo can die

2018-05-04 01:13:37 UTC

Imagine ghetto versions of some channels

2018-05-04 01:13:55 UTC

VDawgs, Mike here, and today we be lookin at some fine black booties

2018-05-04 01:14:22 UTC

But to understand the beauty of dem big ol booty, we first gotta go back in time to Egypt, where we wuz kangs and shit nigg

2018-05-04 01:14:38 UTC

Fuck I haven't seen or witness enough stereotypical black people in ghetto to fully make it

2018-05-04 01:14:43 UTC

t. polack

2018-05-04 01:15:39 UTC

Oh man, they got rid of the guy who had 'legal' lightning links for sale

2018-05-04 01:16:08 UTC

The comments on it were gold, nothing but sockpuppet accounts with chink teir reviews

2018-05-04 01:22:45 UTC

Tfw a second coworker asked me to build him a PC, and literally handed me a blank check to fill out with my parts list cost+ building fee because his "handwriting is bad"

2018-05-04 01:22:50 UTC

<:blobhyperthink:427568506905559040>

2018-05-04 01:23:13 UTC

This is a trust exercise

2018-05-04 01:23:19 UTC

I was tested today, lads

2018-05-04 01:23:23 UTC

No one is that willingly retarded

2018-05-04 01:23:25 UTC

for hiv?

2018-05-04 01:23:37 UTC

For kikery

2018-05-04 01:23:57 UTC

Who even writes checks anymore?

2018-05-04 01:24:12 UTC

Isn't it all just send transfer online and bada bing bada bom ignore paper?

2018-05-04 01:24:14 UTC

And at the same doesn't know basic security with checks

2018-05-04 01:24:59 UTC

He is a 39 year old Chinese permavirgin

2018-05-04 01:25:08 UTC

I can believe in his ignorance

2018-05-04 01:25:27 UTC

Maybe a sexy new gaming PC will fix it

2018-05-04 01:25:38 UTC

watch him buy vr

2018-05-04 01:25:41 UTC

and fall into degeneracy

2018-05-04 01:26:17 UTC

750 dollar budget, so he won't be VR gaming

2018-05-04 01:26:56 UTC

This is what I came up with for him

2018-05-04 01:27:29 UTC

Not bad considering current markets

2018-05-04 01:27:35 UTC

If you have any criticisms plz share

2018-05-04 01:27:48 UTC

GPU prices are about to crash, imo

2018-05-04 01:27:58 UTC

Couldn't he wait out the shit

2018-05-04 01:28:01 UTC

And just purchase GPU later?

2018-05-04 01:28:02 UTC

Theyve been saying that for a while now

2018-05-04 01:28:09 UTC

Or rather, "crash" back to MSRP

2018-05-04 01:28:14 UTC

Since last summer?

2018-05-04 01:28:18 UTC

Unless he really wants to play games right now

2018-05-04 01:28:18 UTC

Always a sucker

2018-05-04 01:29:07 UTC

But judging that build it's not bad

2018-05-04 01:29:23 UTC

Just kinda CPU will not shine that much with that GPU I think

2018-05-04 01:29:27 UTC

But then again ayy bitcoin

2018-05-04 01:29:46 UTC

Wut do you mean

2018-05-04 01:29:59 UTC

He could always offer an upgrade later.
With an installation fee, of course

2018-05-04 01:30:01 UTC

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2018-05-04 01:30:14 UTC

Wasn't the consensus being that for 1080p you go 1060/480(580)

2018-05-04 01:31:04 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/441773724866445316/index.png

2018-05-04 01:32:04 UTC

That looks good to me. He's not a big gamer, but he wants to be able to play whatever, not necessarily on ultra

2018-05-04 01:32:16 UTC

Also, tfw R9 390

2018-05-04 01:32:37 UTC

Paid 300 for it, and haven't played something I haven't been able to max out and stay about 60 yet

2018-05-04 01:32:40 UTC

Feels good man

2018-05-04 01:32:47 UTC

AyyMD

2018-05-04 01:32:52 UTC

The Fine Wine technology

2018-05-04 01:33:05 UTC

To be honest I'd just say it to him outright

2018-05-04 01:33:17 UTC

That he will be able to play games but could have to resort to lower some settings

2018-05-04 01:33:23 UTC

Unless he wants to go big right now or can wait

2018-05-04 01:33:30 UTC

I did tell him he won't be maxxing things out

2018-05-04 01:34:00 UTC

Since from my experience normies or basically people who have no idea about PCs have high expectations

2018-05-04 01:34:05 UTC

His last PC he bought back in 2010, so I think he'll be impressed regardless

2018-05-04 01:34:17 UTC

What do you mean my GTS 450 can't max PUBG

2018-05-04 01:34:57 UTC

People STILL shill the 750 ti

2018-05-04 01:35:05 UTC

why

2018-05-04 01:35:13 UTC

Though that depends

2018-05-04 01:35:22 UTC

1050/1050Ti require PSU connector right

2018-05-04 01:35:26 UTC

If not then it's stupid

2018-05-04 01:35:31 UTC

If yes then sadly 750Ti has some merit to it

2018-05-04 01:35:47 UTC

I don't think the 1050 needs one

2018-05-04 01:37:12 UTC

Apparently they don't have PSU requirement

2018-05-04 01:37:33 UTC

Which in that case

2018-05-04 01:37:38 UTC

it's dumb

2018-05-04 01:37:50 UTC

How do you figure

2018-05-04 01:38:40 UTC

I asked google "Is recommending 750Ti when 1050/1050Ti has better performance and still the same quirk of not requiring PSU connection dumb?"

2018-05-04 01:38:43 UTC

And it said "yes"

2018-05-04 01:41:04 UTC

oh dang

2018-05-04 01:41:08 UTC

new pubg mode in 20 minutes

2018-05-04 01:41:12 UTC

but it's already 3:40 am here

2018-05-04 01:42:08 UTC

Pubg is shit

2018-05-04 01:42:51 UTC

hey what else am i supposed to do

2018-05-04 01:42:55 UTC

I'd play arma but it's not that much fun alone

2018-05-04 01:43:00 UTC

because my friends are faggots with toaster pcs

2018-05-04 01:43:02 UTC

Arma

2018-05-04 01:43:06 UTC

Fren

2018-05-04 01:43:07 UTC

or just go to play the fucking unholy triangle

2018-05-04 01:43:09 UTC

Fren plz

2018-05-04 01:43:17 UTC

Minecraft-CSGO-League of Legends

2018-05-04 01:43:43 UTC

Matt is trying to ask you to join him on arma, I speak autist

2018-05-04 01:44:12 UTC

How long does 1 mission take on average?

2018-05-04 01:44:15 UTC

30 mins?

2018-05-04 01:44:36 UTC

Depends on the mission and what you want to do

2018-05-04 01:44:44 UTC

Probably the thing I found most fun

2018-05-04 01:44:45 UTC

Sniping

2018-05-04 01:44:59 UTC

There's nothing more satisfying than adjusting the zeroing

2018-05-04 01:45:03 UTC

And then headshoting the fucker

2018-05-04 01:45:06 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ซ

2018-05-04 01:45:06 UTC

Fucking dropped you normie

2018-05-04 01:45:22 UTC

CAS bombing runs 4 lyfe

2018-05-04 01:45:43 UTC

i see you want revenge for vietnam

2018-05-04 01:45:58 UTC

Also doesn't that shit require dlc

2018-05-04 01:46:50 UTC

Just seen some bombing runs and I gotta say, why toy around range finder, zeroing, and precision when you can just carpet bomb the place

2018-05-04 01:46:55 UTC

That's a fun mission type. One player has to exfiltrate a hotzone in a forest, and the other player has a drone heli with thermals

2018-05-04 01:47:04 UTC

Oh I think I have one mission in my library

2018-05-04 01:47:08 UTC

Where one player has to escape

2018-05-04 01:47:13 UTC

While the other one provides support

2018-05-04 01:48:45 UTC

Once I joined a /k/ gaming group, and one guy literally stalked me day and night asking me to play arma

2018-05-04 01:48:48 UTC

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

2018-05-04 01:48:58 UTC

mfw i stay up to watch local election enws

2018-05-04 01:49:05 UTC

>playing with autists

2018-05-04 01:49:10 UTC

there's your mistake

2018-05-04 01:49:31 UTC

Why you do think I haven't sent you my steam profile <:tipsfedora:383326576609329162>

2018-05-04 01:49:37 UTC

L O C A L P O L I T I C S Y O U D U M M Y

2018-05-04 01:49:40 UTC
2018-05-04 01:49:56 UTC

no the local elections were on today/yesterday

2018-05-04 01:49:57 UTC

This is the only britpol meme I know

2018-05-04 01:50:03 UTC

I like to believe I'm on the mild level on autism spectrum

2018-05-04 01:50:06 UTC

as in council/boroughe lections

2018-05-04 01:50:38 UTC

I'm a normie in the streets and an autist in the sheets

2018-05-04 01:50:46 UTC

it is thrilling

2018-05-04 01:51:10 UTC

Also how autist you become in Arma

2018-05-04 01:51:13 UTC

Enemy on your right

2018-05-04 01:51:18 UTC

Or 2 TANGOS BEARING 225

2018-05-04 01:51:19 UTC

How do you lose to UKIP like 5 years after they agreed to pretty much disband

2018-05-04 01:51:28 UTC

idk

2018-05-04 01:51:29 UTC

Thats like losing to the Whigs

2018-05-04 01:51:39 UTC

all the ukip seats elsewhere in the country were pretty much lost

2018-05-04 01:52:20 UTC

tho bearing works amazingly

2018-05-04 01:52:27 UTC

@sum unknown MAN 200 METERS

2018-05-04 01:52:33 UTC

since whip out the compass

2018-05-04 01:52:38 UTC

and just move to 225 rather than

2018-05-04 01:52:40 UTC

ENEMY ON LEFT

2018-05-04 01:52:44 UTC

*pop pop pop* "gottem"

2018-05-04 01:52:55 UTC

*oh shit that was civ*

2018-05-04 01:53:10 UTC

>look into building an AR

2018-05-04 01:53:21 UTC

>jig is 70 dollars for a small part

2018-05-04 01:53:34 UTC

Why tho

2018-05-04 01:53:38 UTC

Also fuck my soldier life in Arma

2018-05-04 01:53:43 UTC

Was playing a SP scenario

2018-05-04 01:53:45 UTC

Managed to get to end

2018-05-04 01:53:50 UTC

Had sniper rifle so was cleaning enemy outpost

2018-05-04 01:53:55 UTC

Alright looks clean let's leg it to exit

2018-05-04 01:53:57 UTC

tfw insta sniped

2018-05-04 01:54:13 UTC

Like the AI just shot once and it was enough to kill me

2018-05-04 01:55:09 UTC

How can humans even compete?

2018-05-04 01:55:22 UTC

I will check the place once more with a thermal scope

2018-05-04 01:55:28 UTC

I will find that fucker and I will headshot him

2018-05-04 01:55:53 UTC

Though thankfully I was given a squad full of people who had SMGs who thought they were legit nice snipers

2018-05-04 01:56:06 UTC

Which alerted the enemy to our presence and 2 out of 4 people died early

2018-05-04 01:56:09 UTC

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

2018-05-04 01:56:25 UTC

I need to learn how to force AI to HOLD FIRE

2018-05-04 01:56:48 UTC

Since it's really hard to scout and asses the situation when you hear bullets hit ground near you

2018-05-04 01:58:43 UTC

I think it's F1, then space on "hold fire"

2018-05-04 01:59:33 UTC

Have you finished the arma's singleplayer campaign?

2018-05-04 02:01:31 UTC

Most of it

2018-05-04 02:03:37 UTC

I got to the point where after driving the vehicle you go through the forest

2018-05-04 02:03:46 UTC

Then meeting up with squad I got shot down

2018-05-04 02:03:54 UTC

...isn't that like, mission 2

2018-05-04 02:03:55 UTC

But that was way back when during free weekend

2018-05-04 02:04:36 UTC

I think so

2018-05-04 02:05:00 UTC

Also it was back when default control for changing speed was WS mashing

2018-05-04 02:08:44 UTC

I didn't realize you were a pleb

2018-05-04 02:10:36 UTC

I can't do bombing runs with someone who probably can't even take off from the runway

2018-05-04 02:15:13 UTC

not my fault i couldn't purchase arma sooner

2018-05-04 02:30:36 UTC

fucking hell

2018-05-04 02:31:25 UTC

how i love when all teams are semi competent

2018-05-04 02:31:30 UTC

but i get the full retard team

2018-05-04 02:31:33 UTC

including me

2018-05-04 02:36:03 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/441790081217462325/unknown.png

2018-05-04 02:37:13 UTC

Is that your steam name, fren

2018-05-04 02:37:24 UTC

it's not like you can just right click my name

2018-05-04 02:37:29 UTC

and see all my self doxxed info

2018-05-04 02:37:50 UTC

> actually populating those fields

2018-05-04 02:37:57 UTC

what can i say

2018-05-04 02:37:59 UTC

i'm bored

2018-05-04 06:22:22 UTC

instead of using area jammers like sane people

2018-05-04 06:22:32 UTC

they try to forcepush idiotic laws

2018-05-04 06:22:48 UTC

i love americunts for their stupidity

2018-05-04 06:25:19 UTC

BAN ASSAULT DRONES

2018-05-04 06:35:45 UTC

Drones are cancer anyway

2018-05-04 06:38:45 UTC

imho drones are damn amazing tools

2018-05-04 06:39:42 UTC

for videos,lidar mapping,mapping in general, Search and rescue stuff, heat-mapping traffic, heat scanning houses etc

2018-05-04 06:40:15 UTC

its the fucking toydrones what should be banned

2018-05-04 06:45:26 UTC

anyone know any crazy gem crypto coins

2018-05-04 06:45:35 UTC

we in a good state coming back baby

2018-05-04 06:52:41 UTC

nothing crypto coins are scam

2018-05-04 06:52:55 UTC

but if you really want to heat your aparetment the expensive way then monero is probly stable bet

2018-05-04 06:54:26 UTC

also if looking purely stock graphs grap some NEO shits

2018-05-04 06:54:36 UTC

but to be honest : just invest to actual companies

2018-05-04 06:54:39 UTC

than on crypto shit

2018-05-04 07:21:28 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/441861907964493834/Screenshot_2018-05-03-21-28-04-239_com.letterboxd.letterboxd.png

2018-05-04 07:23:17 UTC

Drones are cool if you actually need it if you're a photographer/film editor etc. People who buy them, fly around and say it's their "hobby" are just fags

2018-05-04 07:23:38 UTC

I'm glad there are a lot of drone restrictions here

2018-05-04 07:23:53 UTC

I think the fpv racing is not faggy

2018-05-04 07:25:05 UTC

But going to the park and flying in circles doesn't hold much appeal

2018-05-04 07:28:19 UTC

I wonder if real estate agents would pay for drone photography services

2018-05-04 07:30:01 UTC

they do

2018-05-04 07:30:07 UTC

at least in my country

2018-05-04 07:30:15 UTC

I've seen it once or twice on photos

2018-05-04 07:30:15 UTC

Might be a decent business idea if I was to start snorting coke and get the motivation to do it

2018-05-04 07:30:53 UTC

You think they do it themselves though or hire out some nerd to do it for then?

2018-05-04 07:31:04 UTC

Probably do it themselves

2018-05-04 07:31:17 UTC

The images didn't seem too HQ

2018-05-04 07:31:29 UTC

and usualy pilots from them are shit

2018-05-04 07:31:44 UTC

bad perspectives & angles

2018-05-04 07:31:47 UTC

Probably because if you want a half good camera on a drone you have to get a Zenmuse X7 from DJI and it's a mess

2018-05-04 07:32:35 UTC

Would be sick to pair drone photography with that 3d model generation from photo/video tech

2018-05-04 07:32:43 UTC

there is DSLR* drone plantforms too

2018-05-04 07:32:51 UTC

just more rigging and needs professional to use

2018-05-04 07:33:24 UTC

True but the Zenmuse performs better than most APS-C cameras

2018-05-04 07:33:30 UTC

and just worksโ„ข

2018-05-04 07:34:07 UTC

its literally a sony a6500 with 6k recording mounted on a gimbal

2018-05-04 07:34:51 UTC

tbh it does not even need to be that good

2018-05-04 07:35:16 UTC

mostly its just the operators/photo editors what dont know how to handle aerial shots

2018-05-04 07:36:03 UTC

It's built for those that do

2018-05-04 07:36:06 UTC

Drones are overrated. Turn your smartphone camera on a timer and then throw it in the air

2018-05-04 07:36:10 UTC

and those who have way too much money and not much sense

2018-05-04 07:36:18 UTC

Cheaper and same effect

2018-05-04 07:36:38 UTC

you mean to burst mode*

2018-05-04 07:38:47 UTC

You could have a pretty cool meme product of you 3d mapped a building and could show it in AR to people

2018-05-04 07:39:25 UTC

if the fucking companies would even bother to give layouts on their rent/buy ads

2018-05-04 07:39:25 UTC

Also God damn having just 3-4 hours of sleep gives you same effect as swallowing ultra powerful Viagra it seems

2018-05-04 07:39:27 UTC

Even though it's dumb some richass estate agency might buy up the idea

2018-05-04 07:39:29 UTC

i would be fucking thankfull

2018-05-04 07:39:39 UTC

usualy its just bad photos on bad angles from inside

2018-05-04 07:40:04 UTC

i planned once to make up company just to fucking measure and draw shit to them

2018-05-04 07:40:10 UTC

cause i was so pissed

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