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2017-11-13 16:44:44 UTC

And students get fucked

2017-11-13 16:44:48 UTC

Thanks sibils

2017-11-13 16:45:19 UTC

and food aint that expensive here.. (well it is if you compare it to middle europe where it comes from ":D")

2017-11-13 16:45:37 UTC

wtf

2017-11-13 16:45:41 UTC

that's more than i was earning

2017-11-13 16:45:46 UTC

yes 1200 is possible but you need to know in and outs of the welfare system here

2017-11-13 16:45:59 UTC

Aka be rat pro

2017-11-13 16:46:10 UTC

what even i dont know (and goddamit i was working with welfare children for nearly 2 years)

2017-11-13 16:46:14 UTC

yes in finland

2017-11-13 16:46:21 UTC

average is closer to 800 afaik

2017-11-13 16:46:22 UTC

i so wish welfare in poland was a thing

2017-11-13 16:46:27 UTC

i really want to live off neetbux

2017-11-13 16:46:54 UTC

most i got was a scolarship

2017-11-13 16:46:55 UTC

150โ‚ฌ

2017-11-13 16:47:10 UTC

yeah im a brainlet so thats not an option

2017-11-13 16:47:11 UTC

>1200 in welfare

2017-11-13 16:47:13 UTC

Pleb tier

2017-11-13 16:47:23 UTC

1500+ or bust

2017-11-13 16:49:31 UTC

Swamp german

2017-11-13 16:50:17 UTC

A sizeable amount of welfare recipients get more on welfare than they would receive when working full time minimum wage

2017-11-13 16:50:54 UTC

And it's easy as fuck to defraud as well. So easy even the Somalians can do it

2017-11-13 16:51:18 UTC

@Turbo do you happen to have another account that was called "humbert"?

2017-11-13 16:51:41 UTC

(jk, they have bureaus ran by afghans and helped by literal antifa lawyers that do the fraud for them)

2017-11-13 16:51:45 UTC
2017-11-13 16:52:05 UTC

evropa needs to fall

2017-11-13 16:52:08 UTC

for it to rise again

2017-11-13 16:52:33 UTC

Oh damn

2017-11-13 16:52:41 UTC

oh my

2017-11-13 16:52:58 UTC

You both seem like legit retards thats why i thought

2017-11-13 16:53:03 UTC

And are from germany

2017-11-13 16:53:05 UTC

that was a meme

2017-11-13 16:53:06 UTC

dip

2017-11-13 16:58:56 UTC

Ha

2017-11-13 16:58:57 UTC

No

2017-11-13 16:59:21 UTC

It is semi-legal because many of these benefits are dependant on your own experience

2017-11-13 17:00:18 UTC

"i experienced war and I have a trauma and can't work, I am also gay so I need special housing"

2017-11-13 17:00:40 UTC

dont forget that they are all 17 year old

2017-11-13 17:00:56 UTC

and also somewhat retarded for those extra moneys too

2017-11-13 17:01:44 UTC

A favorite among all non western immigrants is housing fraud

2017-11-13 17:01:56 UTC

our "17 year old" got to shake hands with president

2017-11-13 17:01:59 UTC

"i am immigrant gib me ur house"

2017-11-13 17:01:59 UTC

?

2017-11-13 17:02:04 UTC

later on .. he got level up and was 27 and ex military

2017-11-13 17:02:05 UTC

iirc

2017-11-13 17:02:34 UTC

pussy whyteboi

2017-11-13 17:02:37 UTC

cant do shit ayooo

2017-11-13 17:02:47 UTC

No, enroll for govt. housing and get money to rent in the meantime or get a free house

2017-11-13 17:02:50 UTC

best thing was... got to turn them out of bar

2017-11-13 17:02:56 UTC

and throw them out due underaged

2017-11-13 17:03:02 UTC

And then you "rent" for 800 and pay 200

2017-11-13 17:03:08 UTC

600 free gibs a month

2017-11-13 17:03:50 UTC

Or 400-500 if it is a criminal and bot an uncle that helps you commit fraud

2017-11-13 17:04:11 UTC

jesus

2017-11-13 17:04:16 UTC

what a bunch of cunts

2017-11-13 17:08:13 UTC

worst part imho is how integrations is being exploited. We already know it is a meme when looking at turks, antillians and morroccans of the third/fourth generation here and their part in crime statistics. But for new immigrants the "integration bureaus" are all privatized and get shitloads of money with almost 0 overview and 0 results as well

2017-11-13 17:08:31 UTC

I shouldn't read all of this or I'll get mad

2017-11-13 17:09:43 UTC

government agency that should have oversight just shrugs and goes "meh" because former communists and actual fraudulent muslims are in control there. Look up Albayrak. She ran this oversight agency, took off with millions and her sister was the labour government protecting here. Muzzies are also up to their elbows in deradicalization money and whatever the fuck not

2017-11-13 17:09:54 UTC

and yet, the country holds

2017-11-13 17:20:18 UTC

and for how long

2017-11-13 17:21:36 UTC

too long

2017-11-13 17:21:47 UTC

I just hope we are not the first to fall nor the last

2017-11-13 17:22:50 UTC

And I hope the chinks will start shipping norinco's together with xiaomeme gear as part of a loyalty program

2017-11-13 17:23:07 UTC

i dont think that germ will actually fall

2017-11-13 17:23:15 UTC

itll just become shit

2017-11-13 17:23:26 UTC

best case scenatio this shitshow will continue indefinetly

2017-11-13 17:24:55 UTC

tho higher chance that its your basic Grade 5 Ti6Al4V

2017-11-13 17:25:25 UTC

what has that 0.2% oxy in there + some other stuff like 0.25% iron and 6% alu 4%vanadium

2017-11-13 17:25:32 UTC

aka the dirtcheap of dircheap titaniums

2017-11-13 17:25:49 UTC

not cause of its bad

2017-11-13 17:25:57 UTC

but cause its manufactured and used so much

2017-11-13 17:27:03 UTC

when it is shit it has fallen. Because our standards and societies have fallen. The depressing part is that, looking at the places these people come from, they don't mind sitting in a lot of shit and then spend a lot of time and effort to make it worse

2017-11-13 17:27:32 UTC

honestly, i like this turn of events

2017-11-13 17:27:37 UTC

its your turn to be fucked over

2017-11-13 17:27:45 UTC

i just hope ruskies are next

2017-11-13 17:28:11 UTC

just wait 10-20 years

2017-11-13 17:28:18 UTC

when the old chinks die

2017-11-13 17:28:28 UTC

then it will be a fucking revolution on chinaland

2017-11-13 17:28:34 UTC

I didn't sign up for anything that makes me deserve to get fucked over. If anything, brebare your angus

2017-11-13 17:31:29 UTC

but think of the children

2017-11-13 17:31:31 UTC

they want it

2017-11-13 17:34:11 UTC

???

2017-11-13 17:34:23 UTC

Shouldn't it be lowered to 6, to match the age of marriage?

2017-11-13 17:34:41 UTC

tfw no french underage gf

2017-11-13 17:40:46 UTC

is this a scene from a movie

2017-11-13 17:47:41 UTC

lol at the video >shooting drones

2017-11-13 17:47:53 UTC

they are way more accurate and effective when they are miniature suicide drones

2017-11-13 17:48:10 UTC

weapon carrying capable drones are practivaly "lol i have jeans they cant kill me" tier

2017-11-13 17:48:13 UTC

specialy that sized

2017-11-13 17:48:14 UTC

:3

2017-11-13 17:48:16 UTC

>coworker sends me reddit link
>it' s about meal prepping
>full of ads of suicide help
wtf reddit?

2017-11-13 17:49:15 UTC

They've successfully profiled you, I take it.

2017-11-13 17:50:15 UTC

I bet it's the standard profile for GNU+Linux users

2017-11-13 17:50:49 UTC

If only somebody had used uBlock or something similar, eh?

2017-11-13 17:50:56 UTC

on phone?

2017-11-13 17:51:01 UTC

Yeah.

2017-11-13 17:51:05 UTC

show me

2017-11-13 17:51:11 UTC

you can install ublock on ur router

2017-11-13 17:51:13 UTC

(without having to install some pajeet rom and root)

2017-11-13 17:51:17 UTC

You can install addons in Firefox mobile.

2017-11-13 17:51:29 UTC

firefox mobile sucks ass though, half of the pages are broken

2017-11-13 17:51:38 UTC

I haven't had any problems with it.

2017-11-13 17:51:54 UTC

even 4chan is broken

2017-11-13 17:52:02 UTC

I don't 4chan on phone.

2017-11-13 17:52:05 UTC

to update you have to hit the update text instead of the whole button

2017-11-13 17:52:14 UTC

you don't lurk /g/ on public transport?

2017-11-13 17:52:39 UTC

I barely even go there on the desktop tbh.

2017-11-13 17:53:14 UTC

Fucking lol that vid

2017-11-13 17:53:16 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/379690191738241024/Screenshot_20171113-185248.png

2017-11-13 17:55:15 UTC

wtf is that video lol

2017-11-13 17:55:30 UTC

the end explains it

2017-11-13 17:56:06 UTC

is this black mirror

2017-11-13 17:58:32 UTC

Scary vid tho

2017-11-13 17:58:49 UTC

Although it won't be mini shaped charges probably

2017-11-13 17:59:34 UTC

thats gotta be black mirror

2017-11-13 17:59:41 UTC

Just knifebots โ„ข

2017-11-13 18:10:24 UTC

Meh

2017-11-13 18:10:45 UTC

Essentially it is nothing different from poison

2017-11-13 18:11:34 UTC

How difficult is it to poison dashcon ? Not very much. Yet nobody does it.

2017-11-13 18:26:30 UTC

that's literally an ad campaign for black mirror

2017-11-13 18:26:34 UTC

can't be anything else

2017-11-13 18:36:56 UTC

Holy fuck

2017-11-13 18:46:24 UTC

that probably comes with scary sounds

2017-11-13 18:48:15 UTC

i would have loved to head what kind of noise the metal screamed

2017-11-13 18:48:18 UTC

also this

2017-11-13 18:49:10 UTC

you are whale cum

2017-11-13 18:49:25 UTC

damn julian

2017-11-13 18:49:27 UTC

thanks

2017-11-13 18:49:52 UTC

its awesome how you can hear the creaking start

2017-11-13 18:50:07 UTC

the weight it holds

2017-11-13 18:51:19 UTC

damn

2017-11-13 18:51:28 UTC

Kek

2017-11-13 18:51:42 UTC

The dude who just takes his hard hat off seconds after the thing crashes to the ground.

2017-11-13 18:52:01 UTC

Can't wait to get it off. ๐Ÿ˜„

2017-11-13 18:52:18 UTC

Damn that wailing

2017-11-13 18:52:18 UTC

kek the crane fall was in italy

2017-11-13 18:52:20 UTC
2017-11-13 18:52:52 UTC

@Cole ofc, where else do grown men start crying and take off PPE after an accident

2017-11-13 18:53:39 UTC

Sweet Satan... took out one of my component boxes. I've had it for months at this point, and it still reeks of Chink plastic.

2017-11-13 18:54:38 UTC

>hard hat off instantly after it falls
WELP IT'S SAFE HERE NOW

2017-11-13 18:54:58 UTC

it think it was more "fuck... they will blame me"

2017-11-13 18:55:03 UTC

as it looks he is field inspector

2017-11-13 18:55:11 UTC

by the unique vest compared to others

2017-11-13 18:55:27 UTC

"this is gonna cost"

2017-11-13 18:56:04 UTC

holy fuck

2017-11-13 18:56:07 UTC

the crane operator

2017-11-13 18:56:21 UTC

he q u i c c

2017-11-13 18:56:36 UTC

fucking balls of steel

2017-11-13 18:57:01 UTC

wouldnt he had been actually safer in the cabin as those are indestructible

2017-11-13 18:57:11 UTC

with that mass

2017-11-13 18:57:12 UTC

i dont think

2017-11-13 18:57:17 UTC

harldy indestructible tbh

2017-11-13 18:57:23 UTC

but nothing fell on the cabin tho

2017-11-13 18:57:24 UTC

risk of back-weight hitting cabin is high

2017-11-13 18:57:36 UTC

he would not know that when making decision of "run or stay"

2017-11-13 18:57:45 UTC

fuck this shit I'd run

2017-11-13 18:57:51 UTC

I'd usain bolt that shit

2017-11-13 18:57:57 UTC

those things are fucking hard to come down in first place

2017-11-13 18:57:59 UTC

its miracle he made it

2017-11-13 18:58:18 UTC

how do you fuck up the counterweights tho

2017-11-13 18:58:33 UTC

130$ from a bankrupt company

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/379706621686841344/Screenshot_from_2017-11-13_19-55-18.png

2017-11-13 18:58:39 UTC

did some guy just say "yea that looks gud enuff"

2017-11-13 18:58:41 UTC

did I do good?

2017-11-13 18:59:10 UTC

@porco have more.. ? i could buy 1 or two

2017-11-13 18:59:23 UTC

are you scavenging pcs

2017-11-13 18:59:38 UTC

I can ask, they announced that they need to sell all hardware yesterday, today the whole offices were still full of old workstations

2017-11-13 19:00:14 UTC

Any old mechanical keyboards maybe?

2017-11-13 19:00:19 UTC

specialy old but powerfull quadro laptops

2017-11-13 19:00:24 UTC

ity will be bitch to ship to finland

2017-11-13 19:00:31 UTC

no they all use the standard Lenovo and HP keyboards / mouse

2017-11-13 19:00:38 UTC

got one anyway for free because I bought the computer

2017-11-13 19:00:38 UTC

but one of those would save me so much money and time

2017-11-13 19:00:51 UTC

They didn't have laptops at all tbh

2017-11-13 19:01:09 UTC

therer were a few old thinkpads (t400 etc) but they didn't want to sell them to me

2017-11-13 19:01:15 UTC

proper workstation as homeserver does wonders too

2017-11-13 19:01:29 UTC

i need more beefy firewallgarden

2017-11-13 19:01:29 UTC

yes pic above is going to be my home server now

2017-11-13 19:01:49 UTC

the xeon is soo fucking fast compared to my mobile i5

2017-11-13 19:26:05 UTC

<:pepewot:327934404234313739> MonkaS

2017-11-13 19:30:56 UTC

>this is why uk left eu

2017-11-13 19:31:07 UTC

So they could get porn license

2017-11-13 19:31:16 UTC

Rly makes u think

2017-11-13 19:32:03 UTC

@transience @Deleted User u better apply for license soon

2017-11-13 19:32:13 UTC

And to save all of those sweet, sweet billions for the healthcare system. ๐Ÿ‘

2017-11-13 19:32:18 UTC

I wonder if tripfag will get it

2017-11-13 19:32:21 UTC

yeah i was just investigating these criminals

2017-11-13 19:32:23 UTC

Since he is underage

2017-11-13 19:32:25 UTC

and their behaviour

2017-11-13 19:32:32 UTC

*cough* and sources *cough*

2017-11-13 19:33:25 UTC

yeah they wish at least

2017-11-13 19:33:31 UTC

due that shit aint gonna fly

2017-11-13 19:33:31 UTC

"mom can i borrow your credit card???"

2017-11-13 19:34:04 UTC

mobile phone companies already do it

2017-11-13 19:34:06 UTC

"tor users grow expotentialy during single night"

2017-11-13 19:34:17 UTC

you need to go in store with ID or use a credit card to see adult sites on 4G

2017-11-13 19:34:28 UTC

AHHAHAHAHA

2017-11-13 19:34:30 UTC

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

2017-11-13 19:34:32 UTC

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAsdhalskjghnadsaSFD

2017-11-13 19:34:37 UTC

FUCKING BUTTERCUPS

2017-11-13 19:34:39 UTC

LMAO

2017-11-13 19:34:45 UTC

i cant

2017-11-13 19:34:46 UTC

no

2017-11-13 19:34:49 UTC

fucking UK is going full autism

2017-11-13 19:34:54 UTC

t. had to unlock the adult sites for people for a living for a while

2017-11-13 19:35:05 UTC

You should have to call someone

2017-11-13 19:35:23 UTC

thanks god you fucks arent on EU lthat long anymore

2017-11-13 19:35:23 UTC

I thought it would just be a regular age gate

2017-11-13 19:35:24 UTC

Reguesting that comic where guy calls to wank for cuck porn

2017-11-13 19:35:28 UTC

like steam has, for example

2017-11-13 19:35:37 UTC

just take the year, scroll to 1900, done

2017-11-13 19:35:43 UTC

but it's gonna be ID based and shit? lmao

2017-11-13 19:35:43 UTC

nah

2017-11-13 19:35:44 UTC

"excuse me sir could u permit me 30minutes of cuck porn"

2017-11-13 19:35:48 UTC

you mean 1642

2017-11-13 19:35:52 UTC

you need credit card if you're not in store or on the phone

2017-11-13 19:35:52 UTC

"god bless the queen"

2017-11-13 19:36:00 UTC

inb4 they track if you watch face sitting porn and bust your doors if you do

2017-11-13 19:36:02 UTC

on the phone you can flip a switch if you fax in ID to the call centre.

2017-11-13 19:36:05 UTC

face sitting porn is still illegal, yes

2017-11-13 19:36:19 UTC

I had to do that at O2, part of my job was removing adult filters

2017-11-13 19:36:26 UTC

best scam ever

2017-11-13 19:36:27 UTC

poor britbongs will have to use reddit for porn now

2017-11-13 19:36:31 UTC

"porn booth for unlocks"

2017-11-13 19:36:31 UTC

man that had to be some entertainment

2017-11-13 19:36:39 UTC

yeah I have some stories kek

2017-11-13 19:36:43 UTC

the conversations you probably had with these people

2017-11-13 19:36:46 UTC

think I've told a few before

2017-11-13 19:36:46 UTC

I'm jealous

2017-11-13 19:36:47 UTC

and steall all the idents

2017-11-13 19:37:08 UTC

had a girl on before who opened the call with "LOOK, last night I was trying to watch PORN okay?!"

2017-11-13 19:37:20 UTC

My brother owns a tube and he already got a few travel bans because of some governments asking him to implement whatever filters

2017-11-13 19:37:21 UTC

very forward about it

2017-11-13 19:37:27 UTC

guess he won't be allowed to the UK now anymore either kek

2017-11-13 19:37:53 UTC

wait.. travelbans

2017-11-13 19:38:12 UTC

thank god UK has been in my NO-GO list for long long time

2017-11-13 19:38:15 UTC

well not entirely but he's afraid to be arrested in certain countries

2017-11-13 19:38:26 UTC

there is strict shitlist for UK products too

2017-11-13 19:38:26 UTC

UK is going to be 1984 before too long. >no spoons

2017-11-13 19:39:12 UTC

Scotland has it a little better

2017-11-13 19:39:16 UTC

or i could just start selling pre-configured raspberry pis with ELEC on them for porn

2017-11-13 19:39:17 UTC

he owns a website that indexes porn videos from various sites and then provides a search over it, and sometimes he gets mail from various government organizations of various countries, that ask him to implement filters, remove certain content etc

2017-11-13 19:39:31 UTC

not full on 1984 like England is yet

2017-11-13 19:40:07 UTC

@porco hahaha i know those emails we had to "comply" for logged in users on streaming site

2017-11-13 19:40:44 UTC

well yes but he never complies with those as long as the content is legal in Germany, which is where the servers are

2017-11-13 19:40:45 UTC

solution "inform" people about the filters when they choose their nationality "warning: if you choose this country we cant show you X and Y so please choose different country and enjoy full product"

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