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2017-11-11 06:44:33 UTC

Are you on the coasts or in the midwest/south etc?

2017-11-11 06:44:36 UTC

I mean, you like her well enough to live with her.

2017-11-11 06:44:49 UTC

I think I could afford a down payment in the middle of the US, definitely not where I live now

2017-11-11 06:45:06 UTC

At the absolute worst, if she breaks up with me (and after 10 years of being in this relationship, I doubt it), I get 90 days to vacate by Minnesota law ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ˜‚

2017-11-11 06:45:46 UTC

Her parents put down 30k on our house

2017-11-11 06:47:47 UTC

That's a big house out there

2017-11-11 06:48:00 UTC

Uh, no, no it is not

2017-11-11 06:48:14 UTC

It is a 2 bedroom 1 bath in downtown Minneapolis

2017-11-11 06:48:18 UTC

Has she talked or hinted at marriage before? Ten years is a long time and it's not like it would change anything except some health insurance stuff.

2017-11-11 06:48:27 UTC

was it just 10%, so 300,000?

2017-11-11 06:48:42 UTC

No, it was 30k on a house that cost 160

2017-11-11 06:49:04 UTC

fuck man

2017-11-11 06:49:14 UTC

that's like less than a 20 year mortgage

2017-11-11 06:49:51 UTC

She used to, until all the friends she was jealous of getting married got divorced in < 3 years

2017-11-11 06:50:09 UTC

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

2017-11-11 06:50:15 UTC

Well how long did those cunts know each other?

2017-11-11 06:50:27 UTC

Marriage lowers the income tax a bunch, but divorce laws sides heavily towards the female spouse

2017-11-11 06:50:44 UTC

I know like 3-4 older guys living in mobile homes because their wife is entitled to the home

2017-11-11 06:50:50 UTC

no idea. I've known my gf since the 7th grade, we're 27 now

2017-11-11 06:51:38 UTC

We're the only bf/gf we've ever had <:hahayes:330459104495665153>

2017-11-11 06:51:52 UTC

One fella onced lived in San Francisco; found the wrong girl had 2 kids, wife cheated on him with his best friend

2017-11-11 06:51:52 UTC

You're melting my heart here.

2017-11-11 06:52:32 UTC

Restraining order, police reports of domestic violence, took his kids, alimony, child support. He had to move out to the California desert

2017-11-11 06:52:34 UTC

@swigs so this is the power of coastal education.

2017-11-11 06:52:53 UTC

The desert is much different from SF

2017-11-11 06:53:28 UTC

Was a 8 year marriage

2017-11-11 06:54:00 UTC

More like a 2 year marriage, that shit doesn't happen overnight.

2017-11-11 06:54:22 UTC

Kids were 6 or something

2017-11-11 06:55:29 UTC

Marriage is more than a document, thinking along the lines of legal contract is why people are miserable today.

2017-11-11 06:57:19 UTC

I've bought a house, car, adopted a dog, and will probably start trying for children within the next 1 or 2 years, fuck a piece of paper that says I'm commited to it under penalty of poverty

2017-11-11 06:58:49 UTC

More power to you, though even in cohabitation the man can and does get fucked if things go belly up.
Though it sounds like you have the real shit, just without the government notary.

2017-11-11 07:00:45 UTC

Without children, the only costs I would incur if the relationship failed would be buying out my half of the car note so I could keep it (she can't drive), and moving costs to my new place. Once we DO have kids, for all intents and purposes, I'm fucked if it goes bad

2017-11-11 07:00:58 UTC

but I'm pretty sure it won't go bad, not after this long

2017-11-11 09:10:50 UTC

guys

2017-11-11 09:11:07 UTC

if a seller has an option to use one of my country pay services

2017-11-11 09:11:48 UTC

but it doesnt come with an specific option that i see often in other payments

2017-11-11 09:11:58 UTC

then is due to the seller right?

2017-11-11 09:13:10 UTC

i dont like using my credit cards online so i go to a 7-11 and make a deposit there, but one of my buys only marks the credit card option...not the deposit one.

2017-11-11 09:17:38 UTC

@Rob ๐Ÿ˜ก

2017-11-11 10:02:18 UTC

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/378846894022983681/unknown.png

2017-11-11 10:48:16 UTC

ahah

2017-11-11 12:58:55 UTC

this, plus hipster beanie, lip ring and 10 minutes on shoegaze music

2017-11-11 12:59:00 UTC

So you too can look like an uncut penis

2017-11-11 13:00:07 UTC

its a nice sweater, but too many obnoxious type wear this

2017-11-11 13:00:59 UTC

It's advertised as underwear, who would wear it alone?

2017-11-11 13:01:31 UTC

chinks are retarded when it comes to labeling things proper

2017-11-11 13:02:17 UTC

This clearly looks like longjohns

2017-11-11 13:08:41 UTC

>So you too can look like an uncut penis

10/10

2017-11-11 13:10:58 UTC

t. ed hardy shirt with axe body spray and spiked hair

2017-11-11 13:15:59 UTC

it looks like wrinkly shit though

2017-11-11 13:16:21 UTC

get yourself a cashmere turtleneck and horn glasses

2017-11-11 13:16:31 UTC

enjoy true hipster life

2017-11-11 13:22:53 UTC

bmi's under 20 only pls

2017-11-11 13:47:32 UTC

if this speech would grant me the sweet release of death penalty i'd do it too

2017-11-11 14:45:07 UTC
2017-11-11 14:45:10 UTC

real good actor tho

2017-11-11 15:24:07 UTC

>that everyone bomb
Welp, time to mute /csg/ for the day.

2017-11-11 15:25:04 UTC

fucking hate this

2017-11-11 15:30:23 UTC

had a chuckle tbh

2017-11-11 15:30:36 UTC

it kinda felt like looking at an european border last summer :^)

2017-11-11 15:32:55 UTC

xDDxDDDddDDD

2017-11-11 15:33:25 UTC

ecksdededede

2017-11-11 15:42:09 UTC

@bap @NC stop shitposting in <#287939846662651906> you fucking normies <:GWmythicalHyperREEEE:373159924487684106>

2017-11-11 15:42:50 UTC

@Ryptun stop shitposting in 11-11-hot-deals you fucking normalfag :GWmythicalHyperREEEE: ;^))

2017-11-11 15:42:58 UTC

nice emote

2017-11-11 15:43:13 UTC

>He didn't get it

2017-11-11 15:43:56 UTC

Bait successful

2017-11-11 15:44:05 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/378932908003557386/1481681142588.jpg

2017-11-11 15:44:22 UTC

what a retard

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/378932977964679170/image_2.jpg

2017-11-11 16:00:22 UTC

be nice ๐Ÿ˜ก

2017-11-11 16:03:03 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/378937678751858688/DNVHavsVoAATxd7.png

2017-11-11 16:04:26 UTC

indeed

2017-11-11 16:05:02 UTC

i just learned about tv licences in the uk

2017-11-11 16:05:06 UTC

it's crazy

2017-11-11 16:05:12 UTC

It's all over Europe.

2017-11-11 16:05:21 UTC

I sure do enjoy being free.

2017-11-11 16:05:31 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/378938300980789248/1489635633235.jpg

2017-11-11 16:07:43 UTC

Not in france

2017-11-11 16:08:03 UTC

๐Ÿท

2017-11-11 16:10:23 UTC

Where are my over 20lbs of pussy and ass 11-11 deals?

2017-11-11 16:11:54 UTC

licenses aint that bad.... try fucking taxation for "local TV channels"

2017-11-11 16:11:58 UTC

what you dont even fucking use

2017-11-11 16:11:59 UTC

or care

2017-11-11 16:12:12 UTC

So don't buy the license.

2017-11-11 16:12:17 UTC

id prefer license so i could say "fuck no"

2017-11-11 16:12:34 UTC

You can spend your time and money on shows that are good instead.

2017-11-11 16:13:15 UTC

Here, try this one.

2017-11-11 16:13:22 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/378940275655049226/1483659132543.png

2017-11-11 16:13:25 UTC

no torrents allowed

2017-11-11 16:13:28 UTC

~ :D

2017-11-11 16:13:33 UTC

(and rather not

2017-11-11 16:15:19 UTC

>Not wanting to torrent and watch episodes 1 and 2 of ใ‚ขใƒŽใ‚ณใƒˆใ‚คใ‚คใ‚ณใƒˆ

2017-11-11 16:18:01 UTC

I'd rather pay a couple bucks a year for TV licensing than 15 thousand dollars for one injection :^)

2017-11-11 16:18:31 UTC

>A couple bucks

2017-11-11 16:18:32 UTC

Man my fav animu is ใƒ“ใƒผใƒ—ใƒฌใ‚ฟใ‚นใƒ“ใƒผใƒ—

2017-11-11 16:19:14 UTC

ใƒฏใ‚กใ‚กใ‚กใƒƒใ‚ถใƒ•ใ‚กใƒƒใ‚ฏใƒ‹ใƒƒใ‚ฌใ€‚

2017-11-11 16:19:21 UTC

idk what the cost is in the UK

2017-11-11 16:19:26 UTC

but here it's really not bad

2017-11-11 16:19:30 UTC

(also europoor)

2017-11-11 16:20:16 UTC

KEK

2017-11-11 16:20:29 UTC

2 euros per year here

2017-11-11 16:20:42 UTC

that's 2.33 usd

2017-11-11 16:20:49 UTC

That's not as big of a deal, then.

2017-11-11 16:21:00 UTC

I know it costs a lot more in the UK. Substantially more.

2017-11-11 16:21:05 UTC

oh we have a yearly tv payment here

2017-11-11 16:21:06 UTC

I basically don't watch tv anymore anyway

2017-11-11 16:21:07 UTC

20โ‚ฌ

2017-11-11 16:21:19 UTC

i don't pay it cuz i don't use public media

2017-11-11 16:21:24 UTC

So don't pay. It's only for BBC/iPlayer videos.

2017-11-11 16:21:25 UTC

and nobody's going to catch me on that

2017-11-11 16:21:26 UTC

>internet

2017-11-11 16:21:52 UTC

@NC not UK, we don't have bbc.

2017-11-11 16:21:58 UTC

I mean my tv is on, but I don't watch it

2017-11-11 16:22:04 UTC

does that still count

2017-11-11 16:22:07 UTC

<:benis:239668961011040257>

2017-11-11 16:22:18 UTC

it's just background noise so I don't feel alone

2017-11-11 16:22:35 UTC

aww

2017-11-11 16:22:57 UTC

>Not streaming deluxe background noise online

2017-11-11 16:23:29 UTC

>Not arranging your own white noise background tracks from fucked radio tranmissions in Iceland

2017-11-11 16:23:46 UTC

that's what I use when I need to focus

2017-11-11 16:23:48 UTC

which is never

2017-11-11 16:24:01 UTC

How effective is it?

2017-11-11 16:24:12 UTC

it's not

2017-11-11 16:24:48 UTC

can i get a score on my twitch waifu

2017-11-11 16:24:51 UTC

loop this for an hour

2017-11-11 16:25:13 UTC

่จˆ็”ป้€šใ‚Šใ€‚ใ€‚ใ€‚

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/378943259164147722/1487563957214.png

2017-11-11 16:28:26 UTC

@Phatique is it a man

2017-11-11 16:28:31 UTC

girl (male)

2017-11-11 16:28:55 UTC

i think they get beheaded where she is from

2017-11-11 16:29:42 UTC

extra points for that

2017-11-11 16:30:03 UTC

you know what the choker means ๐Ÿ‘Œ

2017-11-11 16:31:03 UTC

is it really anal

2017-11-11 16:31:10 UTC

i always thought it was black belt in dicksucking

2017-11-11 16:32:31 UTC

por que no los dos

2017-11-11 16:51:19 UTC

surely

2017-11-11 16:51:27 UTC

it's the same pipe, just other ends

2017-11-11 17:00:34 UTC

@Cole wut? Cole - Today at 5:18 PM
I'd rather pay a couple bucks a year for TV licensing than 15 thousand dollars for one injection :^)

2017-11-11 17:06:46 UTC

Really having problems getting Linux to boot on the feckin EzBook. Installation goes just fine, but booting. Naw.

2017-11-11 17:16:52 UTC

I would never buy chink laptop

2017-11-11 17:16:58 UTC

except xiaomi

2017-11-11 17:17:01 UTC

๐Ÿ™

2017-11-11 17:17:43 UTC

i would

2017-11-11 17:17:44 UTC

asus

2017-11-11 17:21:16 UTC

thinkpad is chink and I've bought several ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป

2017-11-11 17:35:07 UTC

I have a ChinkPad I was hoping to replace in certain situations with a smaller and lighter device.

2017-11-11 17:35:31 UTC

Feckin i7 seems a tad overkill for mere note taking.

2017-11-11 17:36:47 UTC
2017-11-11 17:43:19 UTC

Mfw terry made it

2017-11-11 17:50:05 UTC

@Lynxoid memeing on burgers and their health care system, that's all

2017-11-11 17:50:51 UTC

o

2017-11-11 17:51:01 UTC

I wish I lived in burgeland

2017-11-11 18:01:42 UTC

Where do you live

2017-11-11 18:02:48 UTC

@fedora >giving up your wizard powers

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/378967814461194240/1509931916054.gif

2017-11-11 18:13:16 UTC

This is how linux won

2017-11-11 18:15:17 UTC

Goodbye @Big Meme

2017-11-11 18:15:25 UTC

RIP

2017-11-11 18:15:49 UTC

what

2017-11-11 18:15:51 UTC

why?

2017-11-11 18:16:36 UTC

Oh @s for everyone doesn't work for normal users anymore?

2017-11-11 18:16:46 UTC

nope

2017-11-11 18:17:02 UTC

y the goodbyes tho

2017-11-11 18:17:07 UTC

was i gunna get b&

2017-11-11 18:17:35 UTC

Ugh. University paper arrived, and I figured I'd read it. Some chick has written an opinion piece.

2017-11-11 18:17:49 UTC

"What ever could this be?" I think, with a measure of sarcasm.

2017-11-11 18:18:28 UTC

Something about sexual liberation, and how unfair it is for the responsibility for avoiding unwanted pregnancies falls on the woman, and how half the country's population, as a result, suffers from depression.

2017-11-11 18:18:47 UTC

I wish I had never learned Swedish. ๐Ÿ‘

2017-11-11 18:18:55 UTC

did the discord dev autism overpower your autism @Big Meme

2017-11-11 18:18:57 UTC

hahahhahahaa

2017-11-11 18:19:01 UTC

yeah

2017-11-11 18:19:12 UTC

what was worse was they were wearing thier official discord hoodies

2017-11-11 18:19:18 UTC

@Big Meme yeah, windaca banned Tribit for doing that

2017-11-11 18:19:22 UTC

so its not like they were just trying to go hang out

2017-11-11 18:19:28 UTC

@johnfrum#8811 <:thenk:329322130804047872>

2017-11-11 18:19:36 UTC

they actually were representing discord at a furtry con

2017-11-11 18:19:40 UTC

I- I though t you were dead

2017-11-11 18:20:07 UTC

i wish i was dead

2017-11-11 18:20:07 UTC

So what does staff do at a furry convention?

2017-11-11 18:20:33 UTC

oh me? i just set up stuff like charis and tables and moved stuff and helped clean up and helped organize the proggramming

2017-11-11 18:20:37 UTC

nothng too obscure

2017-11-11 18:20:42 UTC

just regular event stuff

2017-11-11 18:21:35 UTC

Boring, I wanted tales of play pools filled with semen and ballpit balls

2017-11-11 18:23:04 UTC

that would be dashcon

2017-11-11 18:23:43 UTC

Isn't that a furry thing?

2017-11-11 18:23:47 UTC

nope

2017-11-11 18:23:52 UTC

it was like a tumblr con

2017-11-11 18:23:59 UTC

look it up its an interesting read

2017-11-11 18:24:51 UTC

I did when it happened, I interpreted it is a horsefucker thing.

2017-11-11 18:26:57 UTC

@Big Meme Who mops up the cum?

2017-11-11 18:27:46 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/378974099709624320/sheeit.jpg

2017-11-11 18:28:36 UTC

lmao

2017-11-11 18:29:47 UTC

@kontroll >Swedes are still running even though they beat everyone in the cuck Olympics

2017-11-11 18:30:01 UTC

๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฟ

2017-11-11 18:37:51 UTC

@Deleted User >mfw I've seen this train irl

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/378976636030418944/IMG-20171111-WA0005.jpg

2017-11-11 18:39:58 UTC

Pretty cheap

2017-11-11 18:39:59 UTC

1e bluetooth odb2 tool <:hyperthonk:327934332545007617>

2017-11-11 18:40:37 UTC

Is it still in stock? Coupon ran out.

2017-11-11 18:42:07 UTC

@fedora hi fren

2017-11-11 18:42:37 UTC

you buying a lot of chink shit?

2017-11-11 18:49:25 UTC

@Ankka your new friend nearly shagged a 16 year old high schooler

2017-11-11 18:51:13 UTC

>nearly

2017-11-11 18:51:43 UTC

what happened

2017-11-11 18:52:15 UTC

@fedora obd2 thing is gone

2017-11-11 18:52:19 UTC

criiiiii

2017-11-11 18:52:43 UTC

I was shit faced on dance floor girl starts grinding butt to my peepee i turn her around start making out and then her friends come there

2017-11-11 18:52:49 UTC

So sad

2017-11-11 18:53:28 UTC

crii

2017-11-11 18:53:36 UTC

I criii

2017-11-11 18:53:44 UTC

Dondo flashbacks

2017-11-11 18:54:42 UTC

This was at sweden cruise

2017-11-11 18:57:04 UTC

I couldnt stand still at that point anymore

2017-11-11 18:57:20 UTC

This was at midnight

2017-11-11 18:57:40 UTC

@Ankka so sad when will i get unbanned from /r/android discord

2017-11-11 18:57:48 UTC

I only wanted to get frens

2017-11-11 18:57:51 UTC

<:smail:369908663416127499>

2017-11-11 18:57:52 UTC

RIP fedora peepee, killed by cow friends and cheap liqour

2017-11-11 18:59:57 UTC

So unfair that me and @transience are banned from /r/apple discord aswel

2017-11-11 19:00:09 UTC

So sad

2017-11-11 19:00:18 UTC

so did you perform sexual intercourse on the cruise or not

2017-11-11 19:00:20 UTC

Because you shitpost with alarming frequency when drunk

2017-11-11 19:00:32 UTC

But i wasnt drunk then

2017-11-11 19:00:54 UTC

shitposting is in mongol blood

2017-11-11 19:00:57 UTC

just look at russians

2017-11-11 19:01:02 UTC

Has anyone been unbanned from a server?

2017-11-11 19:01:28 UTC

No im still banned in both

2017-11-11 19:01:41 UTC

@Ankka help fren out

2017-11-11 19:01:42 UTC

Dappleface did 'em rotten

2017-11-11 19:02:21 UTC

I'll tell the mods you're crii-ing and only wanted frens

2017-11-11 19:02:26 UTC

>tfw no cheap chink beer holster sellers

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/378982823106838539/Screenshot_20171105-040130.jpg

2017-11-11 19:02:27 UTC

perhaps they'll unban you

2017-11-11 19:02:43 UTC

So sad i made many frens there

2017-11-11 19:02:49 UTC

Before i got banned

2017-11-11 19:03:01 UTC

Going to need to go domestic for my brother's Christmas gift.

2017-11-11 19:05:01 UTC

beer holsters lmao

2017-11-11 19:05:05 UTC

thats great

2017-11-11 19:05:07 UTC

do want

2017-11-11 19:19:52 UTC

I'm not banned there though

2017-11-11 19:20:00 UTC

they just think I'm @fedora for some reason

2017-11-11 19:20:15 UTC

How did no one pick up on prince being gay, christ

2017-11-11 19:20:24 UTC

Criiii

2017-11-11 19:21:00 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/378987497738469377/20171111_192027.jpg

2017-11-11 19:21:04 UTC

post alcoholism

2017-11-11 19:21:32 UTC

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