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2018-04-13 06:11:42 UTC

they have the potential to be good films

2018-04-13 06:11:45 UTC

bu they fucking DROP IT

2018-04-13 06:11:47 UTC

and it angers me

2018-04-13 06:11:50 UTC

And I don't even like Elton John.

2018-04-13 06:11:56 UTC

im all for an ironic spy movie full of lulz

2018-04-13 06:12:12 UTC

but theres momenst where im supposed to actually hve suspense and care

2018-04-13 06:12:15 UTC

where it fucks up

2018-04-13 06:13:06 UTC

Discount actors, discount writers, discount effects department, unconscious director. Success!

2018-04-13 06:13:34 UTC

the freebird scene makes the first film good

2018-04-13 06:13:39 UTC

the 2nd film makes me sad

2018-04-13 06:14:41 UTC

is pacific rim 2 going to be a waste of a free ticket that I have?

2018-04-13 06:14:55 UTC

probably not if you liked the first one

2018-04-13 06:14:57 UTC

is it liquid arse?

2018-04-13 06:16:46 UTC

I'm out, I'll go cry about bad sequels on my own and stop derailing this

2018-04-13 06:18:19 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2018-04-13 06:18:23 UTC

ill go see it tomorrow or sunday

2018-04-13 06:18:34 UTC

How do you derail offtopic

2018-04-13 06:19:45 UTC

you start posting hitlers

2018-04-13 06:21:21 UTC

anyway john

2018-04-13 06:21:26 UTC

im playin DEATHSPANK

2018-04-13 06:21:29 UTC

its prettay okay

2018-04-13 06:39:56 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/434241310686183427/m0aagwmnucr01.jpg

2018-04-13 07:01:08 UTC

He bought?

2018-04-13 07:26:01 UTC

Kek

2018-04-13 08:27:32 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/434268388999692289/FB_IMG_1523608043474.jpg

2018-04-13 08:35:22 UTC

gf is getting her exam results

2018-04-13 08:35:39 UTC

according to passing or not, she'll have her permit to stay in Swizterland renewed or revoked

2018-04-13 08:35:45 UTC

3 hours left to find out

2018-04-13 08:36:08 UTC

how can I kill time instead of waiting?

2018-04-13 08:39:46 UTC

The greatest story never told is about 3 hours long

2018-04-13 08:39:48 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/434271477123252225/IMG_20180413_113333.jpg

2018-04-13 08:44:56 UTC

nice kebab

2018-04-13 08:45:03 UTC

would

2018-04-13 08:45:36 UTC

@Turbo So is Marketa Lazarova

2018-04-13 08:46:14 UTC

Name a better Christian movie

2018-04-13 08:46:34 UTC

are we foodposting now?

2018-04-13 08:47:09 UTC

SOPA DE

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/434273324093407233/EscargotsCropFtr-1160x744.jpg

2018-04-13 09:28:44 UTC

MUH DICK

2018-04-13 09:29:43 UTC

Yeah, though I loved both of those games

2018-04-13 09:51:05 UTC

Any ideas how to tackle Gallery in a website? So far I thought of making a div and just applying onclick to each picture so that the full size gets loaded in that div

2018-04-13 09:52:26 UTC

search for it then copy paste :^)

2018-04-13 09:53:11 UTC
2018-04-13 09:53:12 UTC

looks p good

2018-04-13 09:54:48 UTC

i mean theres litreally dozens

2018-04-13 09:55:00 UTC

Yeah though I thought about creating my own but now I'm not sure

2018-04-13 09:55:14 UTC

Lazy me wants to just use already made gallery since why reinvent a wheel

2018-04-13 09:55:31 UTC

ye

2018-04-13 09:55:46 UTC

i mean youd prob just end up copying from a tutorial

2018-04-13 09:55:49 UTC

and achieve a worse result

2018-04-13 09:55:50 UTC

lol

2018-04-13 09:56:12 UTC
2018-04-13 10:04:42 UTC

fuck

2018-04-13 10:04:51 UTC

need to add some jquery to site

2018-04-13 10:05:07 UTC

So I thought about making that image gallery shit with jquery

2018-04-13 10:05:22 UTC

I'm currently doing it and think I'll do something purely basic but with just JS

2018-04-13 10:05:48 UTC

I miss her already

2018-04-13 10:05:55 UTC

Le sigh

2018-04-13 10:06:17 UTC

```wallop is a minimal 4kb library for showing & hiding things.

```

2018-04-13 10:06:18 UTC

4kB!!!

2018-04-13 10:07:10 UTC

Atleast Iโ€™m about to have breakfast at ikea

2018-04-13 10:07:18 UTC

FeelsGoodMan?

2018-04-13 10:09:04 UTC

Ikea food is poo

2018-04-13 10:09:10 UTC

Heh.

2018-04-13 10:09:32 UTC

Click Doom 2 link -> MODAL POPUP within 2 seconds of the page loading -> NoScript.

2018-04-13 10:09:38 UTC

It's like they fucking hate their visitors.

2018-04-13 10:10:58 UTC

@Jobplane Poop butt ass bitch

2018-04-13 10:11:01 UTC

Just block her and never look back

2018-04-13 10:11:16 UTC

All scripts are blocked now. That's better.

2018-04-13 10:11:27 UTC

Reduces my energy bill too. ๐Ÿ‘

2018-04-13 10:11:49 UTC

@Shrimpf sheโ€™s always been one of my best friends

2018-04-13 10:11:57 UTC

No happy merchant emoji. I feel like it would have been mildly appropriate right now.

2018-04-13 10:12:01 UTC

Oh well, you'll just have to imagine it.

2018-04-13 10:12:13 UTC

Known her for like 2 years now ;_;

2018-04-13 10:12:29 UTC

@Jobplane Shit hit hards boi, but nothing else you can do

2018-04-13 10:12:33 UTC

I know the pain

2018-04-13 10:12:41 UTC

I nearly went under because of mine

2018-04-13 10:12:47 UTC

But now I look back at it and I feel stupid

2018-04-13 10:13:01 UTC

@Jobplane What did I miss? Scrollback doesn't seem to reveal anything.

2018-04-13 10:13:23 UTC

Guess Iโ€™m single again

2018-04-13 10:13:35 UTC

His gf is dating Jamal

2018-04-13 10:13:42 UTC

Oh. Yeah that's a kick in the arse alright.

2018-04-13 10:14:02 UTC

Yeah and no Shrimp

2018-04-13 10:14:19 UTC

If it's any help you'll feel a lot better about it with time

2018-04-13 10:14:40 UTC

Tho depending on the kind of breakup it might never really heal

2018-04-13 10:15:04 UTC

Sheโ€™s been depressed (because fucking every teen is l o l) and she started to isolate herself from people, guess I ended up on the wrong side of the wall she put up

2018-04-13 10:15:46 UTC

Been really hard for me the past weeks, put alot of stress on me

2018-04-13 10:16:22 UTC

I feel

2018-04-13 10:16:27 UTC

My ex felt like shit too and then left

2018-04-13 10:16:31 UTC

Then came back and slept with me

2018-04-13 10:16:33 UTC

Then fucked some other dude

2018-04-13 10:16:35 UTC

Now she's depressed

2018-04-13 10:16:41 UTC

And she showed pictures of me to her best friend

2018-04-13 10:16:42 UTC

Weird shit

2018-04-13 10:17:01 UTC

Just don't wait for her or try to get her back

2018-04-13 10:17:05 UTC

You'll end up hurt

2018-04-13 10:17:14 UTC

The kind of hurt you'll remember

2018-04-13 10:17:27 UTC

I canโ€™t give up

2018-04-13 10:17:30 UTC

I still suffer from not having a clean break

2018-04-13 10:17:34 UTC

;_;

2018-04-13 10:17:38 UTC

Fuck it

2018-04-13 10:17:42 UTC

We never properly discussed why she wanted to break up

2018-04-13 10:17:48 UTC

And she gave me hope

2018-04-13 10:17:54 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/434296163819061258/image.png

2018-04-13 10:17:58 UTC

;_;

2018-04-13 10:18:06 UTC

Looks like my sister

2018-04-13 10:18:12 UTC

Uncanny

2018-04-13 10:18:22 UTC

Filters make her look younger

2018-04-13 10:18:30 UTC

My sister is like 21

2018-04-13 10:18:43 UTC

Sheโ€™s 16

2018-04-13 10:19:29 UTC

Having that dream bubble burst is probably one of the worst experiences in my life

2018-04-13 10:19:54 UTC

Realizing that relationships aren't incredibly sacred and pure

2018-04-13 10:20:00 UTC

Hard blow for me TBH

2018-04-13 10:20:17 UTC

But hey

2018-04-13 10:20:35 UTC

Donโ€™t be sad itโ€™s over, be happy it happened

2018-04-13 10:21:03 UTC

It only gets better if you allow it to get better tho

2018-04-13 10:21:44 UTC

It'll hurt as long as you don't want to move on

2018-04-13 10:22:33 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/434297334768205824/image.png

2018-04-13 10:23:07 UTC

Am not givin up

2018-04-13 10:23:20 UTC

Then it's gonna hurt even more

2018-04-13 10:23:28 UTC

If I end up being more hurt then so be it

2018-04-13 10:23:31 UTC

Atleast I tried

2018-04-13 10:24:04 UTC

I'm not going to tell you to do one thing or another, but personally I just cut ties 100% with exes. No second chances. I think that's better for my mental health at least.

2018-04-13 10:24:22 UTC

I have a friend that broke up with gf in similar situation and theyโ€™re back together and happy

2018-04-13 10:24:25 UTC

Exactly

2018-04-13 10:24:46 UTC

I really made a no-nonsense approach

2018-04-13 10:24:54 UTC

@Jobplane Yeah, I'm not saying it's impossible for that to happen.

2018-04-13 10:24:57 UTC

I really don't let shit get out of hand

2018-04-13 10:25:13 UTC

I cut ties with my exes too but this is something else

2018-04-13 10:25:14 UTC

But I just... no. Anguish is a load of shit, and I don't want to deal with it. ๐Ÿ˜„

2018-04-13 10:25:23 UTC

My gf broke into my laptop once and if she does it again I'll just drop her

2018-04-13 10:25:25 UTC

I even told her

2018-04-13 10:25:29 UTC

And as much as that would hurt

2018-04-13 10:25:31 UTC

I really mean it

2018-04-13 10:25:40 UTC

Lol why thi

2018-04-13 10:25:41 UTC

Tho

2018-04-13 10:25:45 UTC

What u hiding

2018-04-13 10:25:57 UTC

I'm not hiding anything

2018-04-13 10:26:08 UTC

She went through my facebook, discord, reddit

2018-04-13 10:26:17 UTC

Oh

2018-04-13 10:26:32 UTC

Yea I get that

2018-04-13 10:26:37 UTC

So I told her that she should work on trusting me

2018-04-13 10:26:47 UTC

And not go through my shit

2018-04-13 10:26:55 UTC

See, I wouldn't even object to the gf going through all that shit.

2018-04-13 10:27:00 UTC

But behind my back? Fuck that.

2018-04-13 10:27:04 UTC

Exactly

2018-04-13 10:27:21 UTC

My ex-ex cheated on me with my best friend

2018-04-13 10:27:21 UTC

yay my script works

2018-04-13 10:27:32 UTC

>best friend

2018-04-13 10:27:39 UTC

>not actually your friend at all

2018-04-13 10:27:42 UTC

Lol not anymore

2018-04-13 10:27:43 UTC

My ex had a short relationship with my ex-best friend

2018-04-13 10:27:54 UTC

Shit hurts

2018-04-13 10:28:06 UTC

Before or after your breakup?

2018-04-13 10:28:08 UTC

Yea

2018-04-13 10:28:19 UTC

But yeah dont let them play with you

2018-04-13 10:28:49 UTC

If it's done it's done

2018-04-13 10:28:58 UTC

And if it's meant to be she'll find your number

2018-04-13 10:29:25 UTC

Just kick her off Facebook so you don't look at her activities

2018-04-13 10:29:35 UTC

The best kek was this one chick (now ex) who didn't seem to believe me when I said I maintained zero contact with exes.

2018-04-13 10:29:50 UTC

She's since tried to get in touch with me. Perhaps now she believes me. ๐Ÿ˜‚

2018-04-13 10:29:56 UTC

Ayyy kek

2018-04-13 10:30:22 UTC

It's the best way to deal with breakups

2018-04-13 10:30:33 UTC

The initial breakup hurts but the false hope is worse

2018-04-13 10:30:36 UTC

In that one case it actually felt very rewarding.

2018-04-13 10:31:13 UTC

A good look into a girl is to see how she deals with her ex boyfriends

2018-04-13 10:31:22 UTC

@Jobplane Don't start drinking or doing drugs, by the way. I will tell you that much at least.

2018-04-13 10:31:36 UTC

Yeah just boot her off Facebook so you don't look at her activities

2018-04-13 10:31:38 UTC

I mean, to deal with things.

2018-04-13 10:31:51 UTC

And then go on living

2018-04-13 10:32:14 UTC

By all means if you can maintain a healthy relationship to drugs or alcohol and *don't* use it as a coping mechanism, that's fine. ๐Ÿ˜›

2018-04-13 10:32:30 UTC

I know I can't

2018-04-13 10:35:03 UTC

AYOOO

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/434300482324791306/xsugrvezcnr01.jpg

2018-04-13 10:35:04 UTC

HOL UP

2018-04-13 10:35:55 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2018-04-13 10:37:37 UTC

I know nothing about the character, but eh. Clearly an off-stage photo. The costume doesn't bother me; even the SJW pandering "gotta change the races" shit is no big deal... but what the fuck, couldn't they find an actual wig instead of a miscolored mop?

2018-04-13 10:48:15 UTC

This kek

2018-04-13 10:48:19 UTC

She looks like a prostitute

2018-04-13 10:50:15 UTC

Why are 8bitguyโ€™s videos this comfy

2018-04-13 10:50:46 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/434304434122653697/r3a0c30ipir01.jpg

2018-04-13 10:51:00 UTC

BUT THATS JUST A THEORY

2018-04-13 10:51:01 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/434304500149387275/DahGu8OUMAA3Ks1.png

2018-04-13 10:51:02 UTC

A TEEN TITANS THEORY

2018-04-13 10:51:21 UTC

This looks like it would really work

2018-04-13 10:51:27 UTC

Here's my money

2018-04-13 10:53:50 UTC

Robin looks like 'random dude on the street'

2018-04-13 10:55:02 UTC

Raven is waifu material but her teeth are fucked

2018-04-13 10:58:00 UTC

Raven looks like a SJW

2018-04-13 10:58:54 UTC

fair

2018-04-13 10:59:57 UTC

Y'all really don't get it. Why can't Star Fire be played by a black woman?? She's an alien in the comics. Do y'all realize that POC were purposefully barred from these stories for years? Is it too much to ask for American stories to represent the other 40% of the population???

2018-04-13 11:00:00 UTC

WE WUZ BARRED

2018-04-13 11:00:08 UTC

WE WUZ 40% OF DA POPULASHUN

2018-04-13 11:14:06 UTC

it isnt even that shes black

2018-04-13 11:14:08 UTC

im fine w/ it

2018-04-13 11:14:15 UTC

beast boy is like azn so lmfao

2018-04-13 11:14:27 UTC

its that the costume fucking sucks

2018-04-13 11:14:34 UTC

she looks like a fucking prostitute

2018-04-13 11:26:58 UTC

Im just sick of racebending

2018-04-13 11:27:10 UTC

It almost never works out

2018-04-13 11:27:29 UTC

I dont care from a racial standpoint

2018-04-13 11:27:54 UTC

But they always fuck up to interstellar magnitudes

2018-04-13 11:28:56 UTC

Its like how Batgirl and Batwoman were invented

2018-04-13 11:29:10 UTC

Batman and Robin with a vagina

2018-04-13 11:29:19 UTC

It took them decades to rewrite them

2018-04-13 11:30:14 UTC

Its often just a poor excuse to exclude good character writing

2018-04-13 11:30:48 UTC

You cant pick the same done to death character so we make it black and everyone will clap

2018-04-13 11:32:24 UTC

Guess it fits

2018-04-13 11:32:28 UTC

Kek

2018-04-13 11:33:39 UTC

Also of whitewashing is a thing

2018-04-13 11:33:54 UTC

From that same perspective blackwashing should.be too

2018-04-13 11:34:22 UTC

btw have you heard of that protest at some uni where they blocked entrance for white people?

2018-04-13 11:34:29 UTC

Yes kek

2018-04-13 11:34:40 UTC

Same with the fucking sign of "It's ok to be white"

2018-04-13 11:34:42 UTC

Like what the fuck

2018-04-13 11:34:48 UTC

Black activists are racist, imagine my shock

2018-04-13 11:34:59 UTC

It just screams "collapse"

2018-04-13 11:35:17 UTC

If they make everyone look like KKK, some of them might just start doing what they're already branded as

2018-04-13 11:35:40 UTC

Its funny because feminism never found significance outside of unis

2018-04-13 11:35:48 UTC

In white areas

2018-04-13 11:35:57 UTC

But in black areas its widely accepted

2018-04-13 11:36:02 UTC

feminism is a joke

2018-04-13 11:36:13 UTC

Hell black nationalism is huge in the ghetto

2018-04-13 11:38:16 UTC

Heck if all those feminists and black activitists feel like they deserve something for being special

2018-04-13 11:38:20 UTC

How about a nice 9mm to the head <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2018-04-13 11:45:16 UTC

Jumpcut to me with a machine gun

2018-04-13 11:45:36 UTC

Shooting down gays when they're watching Glee re-runs

2018-04-13 11:59:57 UTC

๐Ÿ”ซ

2018-04-13 12:00:04 UTC

Do it

2018-04-13 12:01:04 UTC

ฯ‚ฯ„ฯ† is with that name

2018-04-13 12:01:39 UTC

Funfact

2018-04-13 12:02:02 UTC

One of the main girls from march for our lives bullied the shooter before he shot up the school

2018-04-13 12:05:16 UTC

did he kill her tho

2018-04-13 12:05:55 UTC

No she did the protest

2018-04-13 12:06:26 UTC

She said she bullied him but that if there were no guns he wouldnt have done as much damage

2018-04-13 12:06:31 UTC

๐Ÿ˜‚

2018-04-13 12:07:54 UTC

Wait, wait. Was that the cunt who said they basically had to bully him?

2018-04-13 12:09:20 UTC

uh oh

2018-04-13 12:09:39 UTC

Turns out that guns might not have been the cause of him going HATRED

2018-04-13 12:10:28 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/434324494421852161/mekep.jpg

2018-04-13 12:10:50 UTC

I get that you have to close the eye when you're applying makeup, but for fuck's sake... you can keep the other one open so you can see what you're doing.

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