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2018-04-12 21:29:10 UTC

God give me strenght to endurenthis unrelenting faggotry

2018-04-12 21:29:24 UTC

God doesn't hear you because you're not a Christian

2018-04-12 21:29:30 UTC

@Mad Jack so i went to this gay furry party a few days ago and this dude in a onsie walked in

2018-04-12 21:29:39 UTC

>Gay furry party

2018-04-12 21:29:40 UTC

and everyone goes EEEYYY

2018-04-12 21:29:44 UTC

and he had lots drug

2018-04-12 21:29:44 UTC

<:hms:311152554618912768>

2018-04-12 21:29:44 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/434102850885386240/504.jpg

2018-04-12 21:29:45 UTC

@Mad Jack should pray for the strength to not join in

2018-04-12 21:29:47 UTC

<:googlethink:328536447219138561>

2018-04-12 21:29:59 UTC

Furries should be cooked

2018-04-12 21:30:00 UTC

Im bored tho

2018-04-12 21:30:08 UTC

Watch a movie

2018-04-12 21:30:15 UTC

Watch Marketa Lazarova

2018-04-12 21:30:18 UTC

@Mad Jack tag urself im the one on the right with a shit eating grin

2018-04-12 21:30:25 UTC

Turn off all the lights in your hpuse and navigate by flashlighy

2018-04-12 21:30:33 UTC

Turn off the lights and watch Larketa Mazarova

2018-04-12 21:30:34 UTC

Pretend you are incestigating a murder

2018-04-12 21:30:39 UTC

Or a dead persons house

2018-04-12 21:30:42 UTC

Not home cunts

2018-04-12 21:30:47 UTC

@Shrimpf no you gotta eat em raw jeez dont you even vore

2018-04-12 21:30:56 UTC

Some of us leave our rooms

2018-04-12 21:30:58 UTC

What

2018-04-12 21:30:59 UTC

Sometimes

2018-04-12 21:31:03 UTC

You are disgusting

2018-04-12 21:31:09 UTC

Furries should be rounded up and shot

2018-04-12 21:31:11 UTC

<3

2018-04-12 21:31:12 UTC

>going on discord in public

2018-04-12 21:31:19 UTC

>gayposting in public

2018-04-12 21:31:24 UTC

>not going on gurochan in public

2018-04-12 21:31:28 UTC

Shameless

2018-04-12 21:31:33 UTC

ye

2018-04-12 21:31:43 UTC

Jesus give me strength

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/434103346756845568/1458960729995.png

2018-04-12 21:31:44 UTC

I am a broken man

2018-04-12 21:32:09 UTC

I will break you in

2018-04-12 21:32:11 UTC

>not wearing your jacket with "whorin for a vorin" pin on it in public in broadass daylight

2018-04-12 21:32:25 UTC

>fuckin nb flag pawprint patch

2018-04-12 21:32:29 UTC

Tell me again how trannies are sane

2018-04-12 21:32:33 UTC

>glow in the dark mutilated corpse of a furry patch

2018-04-12 21:32:33 UTC

Fuck

2018-04-12 21:32:48 UTC

Theres a waffle place called "NUT"

2018-04-12 21:32:54 UTC

And i chuckled

2018-04-12 21:32:54 UTC

NUTTT

2018-04-12 21:33:01 UTC

lol

2018-04-12 21:33:04 UTC

Watch Marketa Lazarova @Mad Jack

2018-04-12 21:33:07 UTC

Become a cultured man

2018-04-12 21:33:08 UTC

Waffles with NUT

2018-04-12 21:33:23 UTC

No fuck u

2018-04-12 21:33:42 UTC

Im going to maccas for a coffee

2018-04-12 21:33:49 UTC

hm this reminds me i gotta get tested again

2018-04-12 21:34:01 UTC

Tell me how trannies are sane

2018-04-12 21:34:03 UTC

TELL ME

2018-04-12 21:34:07 UTC

i dunno

2018-04-12 21:34:12 UTC

i know there's plenty who are

2018-04-12 21:34:14 UTC

i know i aint

2018-04-12 21:34:22 UTC

Better make it an irish coffee if i keep listening to this shit

2018-04-12 21:34:28 UTC

Oh no

2018-04-12 21:34:31 UTC

OH NO

2018-04-12 21:34:35 UTC

I only do my perversions in the privacy of my home

2018-04-12 21:34:38 UTC

Left the flask at home

2018-04-12 21:34:42 UTC

And in a strictly monogamous relationship

2018-04-12 21:34:46 UTC

And never outside of relationships

2018-04-12 21:34:50 UTC

ew

2018-04-12 21:35:08 UTC

>not letting all your irl friends run a train on you

2018-04-12 21:35:11 UTC

Shromp is a good chriatian

2018-04-12 21:35:14 UTC

what is this 1950

2018-04-12 21:35:38 UTC

Well youre still alive so im guessing not

2018-04-12 21:36:00 UTC

They were rather fond of electroshock therapy back then

2018-04-12 21:36:16 UTC

ye that only makes me more queer

2018-04-12 21:36:26 UTC

W o k e

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/434104535435182095/Capture_2018-04-13-00-36-04.png

2018-04-12 21:37:26 UTC

Ill make you more queer boy

2018-04-12 21:37:50 UTC

:3c

2018-04-12 21:39:07 UTC

Christianity is the light

2018-04-12 21:39:51 UTC

why are all you people drinking on a thursday

2018-04-12 21:39:54 UTC

Kek my best friend is trying to fuck my girlfriend's best friend

2018-04-12 21:39:59 UTC

By allah (pbuhn) what racist comment

2018-04-12 21:40:02 UTC

Self hatred

2018-04-12 21:40:06 UTC

But she just started dating her gym teacher

2018-04-12 21:40:36 UTC

@Lefteris what's that hentai

2018-04-12 21:40:47 UTC

Oh thats what were doing now? Just airing out degenerate shit?

2018-04-12 21:41:16 UTC

This nigga eating a banana

2018-04-12 21:41:18 UTC

What do you mean "now"?

2018-04-12 21:41:44 UTC

Im just keeping tabs

2018-04-12 21:41:57 UTC

So I know which niggas to kill

2018-04-12 21:42:22 UTC

Fucking try cunt ill put you in the dirt

2018-04-12 21:42:39 UTC

For the last time your penis cannot be registered as a lethal weapon.

2018-04-12 21:42:47 UTC

I mean

2018-04-12 21:42:54 UTC

Man, I need to rewatch that movie.

2018-04-12 21:42:55 UTC

You can choke someone with it

2018-04-12 21:43:01 UTC

I'll swaffel you to death

2018-04-12 21:43:06 UTC

<:blobhyperthink:427568506905559040>

2018-04-12 21:43:21 UTC

Nel Gibson with a mullet is perfection

2018-04-12 21:43:38 UTC

John is finally coming out the closet

2018-04-12 21:43:54 UTC

He just can't resist that dadbod

2018-04-12 21:43:58 UTC

>implying its gay to admire peak 80s

2018-04-12 21:44:13 UTC

I'm getting too old for this!
*jazz starts playing*

2018-04-12 21:44:16 UTC

Honestly thats probably the gayest thing

2018-04-12 21:44:25 UTC

Kek

2018-04-12 21:44:25 UTC

why are weebs so autistic

2018-04-12 21:44:46 UTC

>Try to throw my banana in the trashbin
>End up throwing a banana on my mom's cat
>He just takes it

2018-04-12 21:44:49 UTC

WHAT A PUSSY

2018-04-12 21:44:51 UTC

i got muted for laughing. when someone posted a selfie of them with their naked body pillow

2018-04-12 21:45:10 UTC

F U C K I N G W H A T

2018-04-12 21:45:36 UTC

Autists with bodypillows are the gift that keeps on giving

2018-04-12 21:45:45 UTC

Also how did you manage to hit the cat

2018-04-12 21:45:46 UTC

Daily reminder Marketa Lazarova is 10/10 filming

2018-04-12 21:45:55 UTC

How awful, know that will never happen to you here.

2018-04-12 21:46:06 UTC

And vice versa

2018-04-12 21:46:30 UTC

Look shrimp

2018-04-12 21:46:36 UTC

Theres only 1 movie i like

2018-04-12 21:46:42 UTC

Balde runner 2049

2018-04-12 21:46:47 UTC

Terrible taste

2018-04-12 21:46:48 UTC

<:angery:423058200661590017>

2018-04-12 21:46:57 UTC

Oh tits i wrote balde

2018-04-12 21:47:03 UTC

@Mad Jack what do you put into your flask

2018-04-12 21:47:03 UTC

Thats portuguese for bucket

2018-04-12 21:47:31 UTC

Whatevers at hand. Usually cheap whiskey or vodka. Sometimes rum

2018-04-12 21:47:35 UTC

How do you like 2049 more than the original

2018-04-12 21:47:43 UTC

Meet me after class

2018-04-12 21:47:43 UTC

I dont i was joking

2018-04-12 21:47:53 UTC

He's a Ryan Gosling fanboy

2018-04-12 21:47:59 UTC

You got me

2018-04-12 21:48:00 UTC

Blade runner is 10/10

2018-04-12 21:48:02 UTC

HURR MINIMALIST ACTING

2018-04-12 21:48:14 UTC

2049 is good but nowhere as good

2018-04-12 21:48:21 UTC

I like this movie because I don't have to think :))))))))))))))))))))))

2018-04-12 21:48:26 UTC

More heavy handed in its themes

2018-04-12 21:48:32 UTC

It could have been tbh, just a few more things

2018-04-12 21:48:46 UTC

Shrimp fuck off or im going heavy handed on you

2018-04-12 21:49:17 UTC

My โ˜…ยฝ review of Blade Runner 2049 on Letterboxd https://boxd.it/kCUux

2018-04-12 21:49:52 UTC

Shrimp, I cannot stand your taste in anything but maybe books. How is this possible

2018-04-12 21:50:09 UTC

Thats just being contrarian to the extreme Shrump

2018-04-12 21:51:14 UTC

When will the Netherlands government cut funding for your terrorist acts against culture

2018-04-12 21:53:43 UTC

Kek

2018-04-12 21:54:17 UTC

My favorite books are Mishima

2018-04-12 21:54:28 UTC

EVERY GOD DAMN DAY

2018-04-12 21:54:36 UTC

Works from Hannah Arendt

2018-04-12 21:54:58 UTC

THIS STUPID FAGGOT JUST LOOKS AT ME AND SAYS "MISHIMA"

2018-04-12 21:55:08 UTC

Of Human Bondage is 10/10

2018-04-12 21:55:19 UTC

Kinky.

2018-04-12 21:56:04 UTC

Nabokov's works

2018-04-12 21:56:07 UTC

Not Lolita

2018-04-12 21:56:35 UTC

Tho I remember having a gigantic erection reading that as a 12 year old

2018-04-12 21:56:55 UTC

I wanted to make a joke about how that would be the last thing anyone here expected you to say

2018-04-12 21:57:00 UTC

But im better than that

2018-04-12 21:57:06 UTC

Then again a gentle tit wiggle would make me pass out

2018-04-12 21:57:35 UTC

I was joking btw

2018-04-12 21:57:40 UTC

You must have masturbated yourself into a coma when you found the internet

2018-04-12 21:57:48 UTC

You didnt?

2018-04-12 21:57:57 UTC

This isnt about me

2018-04-12 21:58:03 UTC

Dont you remember the good old days of having a PSPorn

2018-04-12 21:58:15 UTC

I didnt have a psp

2018-04-12 21:58:25 UTC

Oh thats right

2018-04-12 21:58:35 UTC

Spanish slum

2018-04-12 21:58:41 UTC

By allah

2018-04-12 21:59:09 UTC

Tfw I just learned Brazil is south america

2018-04-12 21:59:12 UTC

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

2018-04-12 21:59:31 UTC

My parents got me a GB Advanced when i was a wee cunt

2018-04-12 21:59:41 UTC

They never made that mistake again

2018-04-12 21:59:45 UTC

I always though Brazil was to the east of America

2018-04-12 22:00:01 UTC

Thats too dumb to believe

2018-04-12 22:00:04 UTC

Why not

2018-04-12 22:00:10 UTC

Did you never use it

2018-04-12 22:00:20 UTC

Single and ready to mingle

2018-04-12 22:00:24 UTC

No i used it quite a bunch

2018-04-12 22:00:37 UTC

Did your big tiddy Dutch gf break it off

2018-04-12 22:00:40 UTC

I just went too hard into the ol BLIDEOBLAMES

2018-04-12 22:00:43 UTC

:(

2018-04-12 22:00:59 UTC

Awww dang I was joking

2018-04-12 22:01:06 UTC

That sucks

2018-04-12 22:01:35 UTC

The one other time my parents got me anything videogames was Dragons Dogma and that was when i graduated high school

2018-04-12 22:01:52 UTC

@Mad Jack Did you own that Hamtaro game

2018-04-12 22:02:13 UTC

I still have hope

2018-04-12 22:02:15 UTC

No

2018-04-12 22:02:31 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/434111101521887232/57043_front.jpg

2018-04-12 22:03:08 UTC

What the fuck

2018-04-12 22:03:10 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/434111264713605120/Final_Fantasy_Tactics_Advance_america-front.jpg

2018-04-12 22:03:16 UTC

What is that even

2018-04-12 22:03:52 UTC

@Jobplane Dong hope for her to come back

2018-04-12 22:03:55 UTC

*ham-ham heartbreak*

2018-04-12 22:04:00 UTC

What

2018-04-12 22:04:00 UTC

Dont be that guy

2018-04-12 22:04:18 UTC

What did you play then @Mad Jack

2018-04-12 22:05:02 UTC

Fuck if i remember. I remember Super Mario Bros Advance and the first harry potter

2018-04-12 22:05:11 UTC

Oh shit

2018-04-12 22:05:13 UTC

>discord is shitting on me again

2018-04-12 22:05:15 UTC

The rpg one?

2018-04-12 22:05:20 UTC

But i had plenty of games for it

2018-04-12 22:05:22 UTC

You fucking slut I know you are sending my messages

2018-04-12 22:05:42 UTC

The Harry Potter RPG games were so good

2018-04-12 22:05:54 UTC

It was a top down thing

2018-04-12 22:06:14 UTC

Dont remember if it was rpg

2018-04-12 22:06:14 UTC

Did you own any disney games

2018-04-12 22:06:14 UTC

@Shrimpf oh shit, my sister had that hamtaro game

2018-04-12 22:06:28 UTC

Ace

2018-04-12 22:06:35 UTC

That game is good

2018-04-12 22:06:45 UTC

@Shrimpf I know she still loves me

2018-04-12 22:06:47 UTC

Dont remember honestly

2018-04-12 22:06:55 UTC

Still holds up

2018-04-12 22:06:55 UTC

It was fucking terrible, why did you buy it

2018-04-12 22:07:17 UTC

@sum its Grand Blue

2018-04-12 22:07:20 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/434112309753937930/pose.jpg

2018-04-12 22:07:23 UTC

a bit funny

2018-04-12 22:07:26 UTC

with plot

2018-04-12 22:07:31 UTC

not so much tho

2018-04-12 22:07:50 UTC

@Jobplane Dont fall for it nibba

2018-04-12 22:07:59 UTC

Speaking of games

2018-04-12 22:07:59 UTC

Break it off

2018-04-12 22:08:06 UTC

I WANT RUINER REEEE

2018-04-12 22:08:11 UTC

In your head that is

2018-04-12 22:08:15 UTC

Dont linger

2018-04-12 22:08:19 UTC

Its in the monthly but the rest is shit

2018-04-12 22:08:22 UTC

Delete her on facebook and twitter

2018-04-12 22:08:29 UTC

@Jobplane#8459 not really love than continued poor judgement on both your parts. Which is kind of love but less fun.

2018-04-12 22:09:09 UTC

Yes

2018-04-12 22:09:09 UTC

Discord is shitting the god damned bed

2018-04-12 22:09:19 UTC

Its more about familiarity

2018-04-12 22:09:27 UTC

And it sucks

2018-04-12 22:09:44 UTC

i won free for all deathmach in OW <:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

2018-04-12 22:09:50 UTC

Thats how you end up sleeping together and then break off again

2018-04-12 22:10:22 UTC

im so bad tho so wtf

2018-04-12 22:10:32 UTC

@BIRDzonelmao just take briggite ez

2018-04-12 22:10:35 UTC

You're a big gay

2018-04-12 22:10:44 UTC

@Mad Jack i took pharah lol

2018-04-12 22:10:44 UTC

Is that porn?

2018-04-12 22:10:51 UTC

OW is porn

2018-04-12 22:10:53 UTC

If its not porn sell it for porn money

2018-04-12 22:10:57 UTC

Its also a snoozefest

2018-04-12 22:11:30 UTC

OW problem is the approachability

2018-04-12 22:11:34 UTC

@Mad Jack Valerie and her week of wonders inspired Bloodborne

2018-04-12 22:11:37 UTC

@Mad Jack#2453 >list uptime as 100%
>doesnt include this major server outage

2018-04-12 22:11:38 UTC

Watch it

2018-04-12 22:11:49 UTC

Most heroes have a low as fuck skill ceiling

2018-04-12 22:12:12 UTC

Overwatchzzzzzzzzzzzz

2018-04-12 22:12:13 UTC

i made a bet with my friend that i can take a hit from a vape through my nostril and i did it and won free beer <:thvnk:332928260004642827>

2018-04-12 22:12:21 UTC

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

2018-04-12 22:12:23 UTC

Thats

2018-04-12 22:12:27 UTC

๐Ÿ›

2018-04-12 22:12:31 UTC

Good night

2018-04-12 22:12:31 UTC

Thats the gayest thing ive ever heard

2018-04-12 22:12:56 UTC

Are you olive tanned @Mad Jack

2018-04-12 22:12:58 UTC

Yeah birb, I know you suck benis and draw furry stuff but thats pretty low.

2018-04-12 22:13:07 UTC

free beer

2018-04-12 22:13:10 UTC

โ˜บ

2018-04-12 22:13:28 UTC

I dont think so

2018-04-12 22:13:31 UTC

Would you suck dick for unlimited access to booze

2018-04-12 22:13:34 UTC

Sad

2018-04-12 22:13:41 UTC

i would

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