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2017-11-14 17:09:43 UTC

guy I lived with is child of parents who run a northern irish chinky takeaway, he could afford to fail uni like 5 years in a row and his parents bailed him out

2017-11-14 17:10:04 UTC

I can assure you we're probably not typical chink family in britain though

2017-11-14 17:10:17 UTC

you literally rook the same

2017-11-14 17:10:18 UTC

grandparent was refugee from indochina or something

2017-11-14 17:10:32 UTC

and we lived in piss poor area of london in social housing

2017-11-14 17:10:43 UTC

>every chink with parents from Hong Kong has grandparents who "swam from mainland to Hong Kong"

2017-11-14 17:10:50 UTC

what was he running from that grandpapa of yours

2017-11-14 17:10:59 UTC

honkies are a different story

2017-11-14 17:11:00 UTC

Hong Kong isn't even China. Fuck Hong Kong

2017-11-14 17:11:02 UTC

and yes most are posh cunts

2017-11-14 17:11:36 UTC

youi have a freaking mbp you working class boi

2017-11-14 17:11:39 UTC

DUMMY

2017-11-14 17:11:41 UTC

Hong Kong is just Brits with slant eyes. It's basically America the way it's run. It's all just shopping and nothing else. It's like one big mall for China

2017-11-14 17:11:47 UTC

Why am i ruined

2017-11-14 17:11:49 UTC

So sad

2017-11-14 17:11:55 UTC

@Big Meme this tbh

2017-11-14 17:12:02 UTC

@Tervy install debian with kde

2017-11-14 17:12:09 UTC

Hong Kong is stupid and if someone goes there they've never been to China and if someone wants to go there they know nothing about what real China is

2017-11-14 17:12:18 UTC

Hong Kongers who move abroad get freemoney just for being alive tho

2017-11-14 17:12:26 UTC

as long as they visit once every 5 years or some shit

2017-11-14 17:12:31 UTC

they get ยฃ3,500

2017-11-14 17:12:42 UTC

nah HKers who move out are richfags to begin with

2017-11-14 17:12:57 UTC

case in point

2017-11-14 17:13:08 UTC

@transience I bet you joined your uni's Hong Kong society already you posho

2017-11-14 17:13:13 UTC

a-all welcome

2017-11-14 17:13:18 UTC

arr werkome

2017-11-14 17:13:23 UTC

I stayed out in the boonies about 9 hour drive North of Chengdu and all I did was eat river fish and watch people throw up from altitude sickness and farms that kept getting knocked over from rock slides. That's real China. Fuck Hong Kong

2017-11-14 17:13:26 UTC

I speak cantonese like a retard ๐Ÿ˜–

2017-11-14 17:13:43 UTC

just pay for classes you posho

2017-11-14 17:13:58 UTC

posh boy Tran

2017-11-14 17:14:53 UTC

but I do know enough to be able to walk into tesco and be able to listen to hk girls arguing with each other and talking shit about their bf <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2017-11-14 17:14:53 UTC

@transience why do chinks think chinese buffets are actually good?

2017-11-14 17:15:04 UTC

Actually the cities in China are really nice but at least there's stuff to do there and actual Chinese culture. Honk kong is it's own county that's only for tourism. It's pretty much the Hawaii of America. It sucks there's nothing to do all the Chinese culture is gone cuz the Brits stuck their tiny white dicks in all the hot pot and it sucks

2017-11-14 17:15:12 UTC

chyna is trash

2017-11-14 17:15:13 UTC

>Chinese culture

2017-11-14 17:15:19 UTC

you mean culture from the last hundred years or so

2017-11-14 17:15:22 UTC

>mainland china
>chinese culture bruh

2017-11-14 17:15:22 UTC

Ya

2017-11-14 17:15:25 UTC

since they keep erasing it all

2017-11-14 17:15:27 UTC

what is cultural revolution

2017-11-14 17:15:33 UTC

I know but they have more thank HK

2017-11-14 17:15:49 UTC

At least they still keep a lot of traditions and the food tastes authentic

2017-11-14 17:15:51 UTC

mainland china is anything but chinese culture <:thenk:329322130804047872>

2017-11-14 17:16:04 UTC

UUHHRR MAINRAND CHINA, DEY SPIT ERRYWHERE

2017-11-14 17:16:14 UTC

arrso poop in pubric praces

2017-11-14 17:16:17 UTC

^

2017-11-14 17:16:17 UTC

They do spit everywhere it's gross

2017-11-14 17:16:35 UTC

I've seen people hide behind umbrellas and poop on public walkways right next to bathrooms

2017-11-14 17:16:44 UTC

At least they try and cover themselves unlike India

2017-11-14 17:16:45 UTC

gtfo then gwailo

2017-11-14 17:16:50 UTC

DON EVEN KNOW HOWR TO QUEUE

2017-11-14 17:17:07 UTC

a group of mainland chinks came into our uni flat kitchen and started smoking cigs right next to smoke detector

2017-11-14 17:17:15 UTC

left ash all over the table and didnt even clean up

2017-11-14 17:17:21 UTC

beer cans everywhere

2017-11-14 17:17:35 UTC

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

2017-11-14 17:17:37 UTC

kirr them for this dishonor

2017-11-14 17:17:42 UTC

isn't that normal uni behaviour?

2017-11-14 17:17:51 UTC

mummy will clean up every few weeks

2017-11-14 17:17:58 UTC

this tbh

2017-11-14 17:18:05 UTC

i lived with a guy like that in a dorm

2017-11-14 17:18:12 UTC

nigger would leave his chinky nuggies to rot

2017-11-14 17:18:15 UTC

and do nothing

2017-11-14 17:18:37 UTC

Do non mainland chinks not smoke everywhere, leave garbage everywhere, and spit loogies wherever?

2017-11-14 17:18:48 UTC

Cuz like those were recurring things that happened while I was there

2017-11-14 17:18:53 UTC

@transience I bet you have your parents do your washing for you still, posho

2017-11-14 17:18:53 UTC

flatmates leaving their milk on the kitchen counter for days at a time <:hms:311152554618912768>

2017-11-14 17:19:06 UTC

I thought it was kinda dirty but I just figured it was a chink general thing that they all did.

2017-11-14 17:19:24 UTC

you probaly wipe with tp you posho

2017-11-14 17:19:41 UTC

nah I actually cleaned kitchen because no one else cba

2017-11-14 17:19:45 UTC

>not using a shell or stalk of bamboo to wipe your ass

2017-11-14 17:19:51 UTC

>wiping your ass

2017-11-14 17:19:52 UTC

sides

2017-11-14 17:19:55 UTC

vagene plese

2017-11-14 17:20:13 UTC

@transience did you clean kitchen to impress a thot?

2017-11-14 17:20:25 UTC

m-muh labour society is coming over tonight

2017-11-14 17:20:27 UTC

because I had to share the same counter

2017-11-14 17:20:44 UTC

I hated how chinks smoke everywhere tho. I mean I smoke occasionally but always outside like a good American. Those fuckers would smoke at the table in resteraunts while you're trying to eat and then just make a fucking mess if the table throw food everywhere and then leave

2017-11-14 17:21:08 UTC

chinks are so high IQ they've gone beyond needing to be civilised

2017-11-14 17:21:28 UTC

It was pretty cushy tho cuz I could eat and if I dropped something on the table I could just leave it and no one cared

2017-11-14 17:21:47 UTC

Like when we all piled our fishbones on the table cloth and stained the table cloth. But it was okay cuz chinks

2017-11-14 17:21:48 UTC

de/g/enerate!

2017-11-14 17:22:04 UTC

feesh

2017-11-14 17:22:06 UTC

yum

2017-11-14 17:22:13 UTC

Dude so like you don't even know fish

2017-11-14 17:22:17 UTC

Have I got a story for you

2017-11-14 17:22:17 UTC

@transience why do chinks think that fast food from takeaways is high end cuisine?

2017-11-14 17:22:23 UTC

evey takeaway I go to is filled with chinkies

2017-11-14 17:22:29 UTC

fish story go

2017-11-14 17:22:36 UTC

and they're sitting in dressed up like it's a fancy place

2017-11-14 17:22:37 UTC

>calling it takeaway and not take out like a good American

2017-11-14 17:22:52 UTC

don't ask me tbh, I wouldn't know <:hyperthonk:327934332545007617>

2017-11-14 17:23:00 UTC

I don't understand chink fashion either

2017-11-14 17:23:13 UTC

TK Maxx fresh off the boat

2017-11-14 17:23:26 UTC

chinks love TK Maxx

2017-11-14 17:23:58 UTC

>anti social social club
>supreme

2017-11-14 17:24:07 UTC

chinks in my uni in a nutshell

2017-11-14 17:25:37 UTC

lmaoing at ones who walk around with H&M bag around campus, thinking it's posh

2017-11-14 17:25:52 UTC

you'd know what's posh wouldn't you, posho

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