you probaly wipe with tp you posho

nah I actually cleaned kitchen because no one else cba

>not using a shell or stalk of bamboo to wipe your ass

>wiping your ass

sides

vagene plese

@transience did you clean kitchen to impress a thot?

m-muh labour society is coming over tonight

because I had to share the same counter

I hated how chinks smoke everywhere tho. I mean I smoke occasionally but always outside like a good American. Those fuckers would smoke at the table in resteraunts while you're trying to eat and then just make a fucking mess if the table throw food everywhere and then leave

chinks are so high IQ they've gone beyond needing to be civilised

It was pretty cushy tho cuz I could eat and if I dropped something on the table I could just leave it and no one cared

Like when we all piled our fishbones on the table cloth and stained the table cloth. But it was okay cuz chinks

de/g/enerate!

feesh

yum

Dude so like you don't even know fish

Have I got a story for you

@transience why do chinks think that fast food from takeaways is high end cuisine?

evey takeaway I go to is filled with chinkies

fish story go

and they're sitting in dressed up like it's a fancy place

>calling it takeaway and not take out like a good American

don't ask me tbh, I wouldn't know <:hyperthonk:327934332545007617>

I don't understand chink fashion either

TK Maxx fresh off the boat

chinks love TK Maxx

>anti social social club
>supreme

chinks in my uni in a nutshell

lmaoing at ones who walk around with H&M bag around campus, thinking it's posh

you'd know what's posh wouldn't you, posho

I-I go to H&M

So I'm at this real ghetto place that was like empty getting food on some tour I don't even know where and it was me, my friend, and a dozen older Chinese ladies. And they all went in to grandma mode and tried to make sure I ate enough and kept my clothes dry etc. So they ask me if I want fish and I was like okay (I was subsisting on mostly squash and unknown meats and vegetables) so I grab a bit if the fish (mind you it's the whole fish skin and head and all which we don't usually eat in America but I'm adventurous so I'm okay with it) do I grab a nice chunk of the belly and put it in my rice and began eating it. There's a lot of Bones in the fish and people choke and die a lot on them in China so I tried to not get many. And the one lady says in Chinese (cuz they didn't know any English) "no no you need to eat more" so she takes a spoon and spoons the largest fucking about of fish I've ever seen on top of my rice and there's more bones than there are chinks in China and so I spend around 20 minutes trying to pick out all these bones and eat the fish cuz I don't want to be rude and like I had this huge pile of Bones afterward sand it was horrible.

There's the fish story

It was way worse than I described

The bones were so fucking tiny

b-bu yao

gao le 😖

Yeah pretty much

I tried to tell them but they're like oh no you won't eat again till dinner

feehs bons