I-I go to H&M

So I'm at this real ghetto place that was like empty getting food on some tour I don't even know where and it was me, my friend, and a dozen older Chinese ladies. And they all went in to grandma mode and tried to make sure I ate enough and kept my clothes dry etc. So they ask me if I want fish and I was like okay (I was subsisting on mostly squash and unknown meats and vegetables) so I grab a bit if the fish (mind you it's the whole fish skin and head and all which we don't usually eat in America but I'm adventurous so I'm okay with it) do I grab a nice chunk of the belly and put it in my rice and began eating it. There's a lot of Bones in the fish and people choke and die a lot on them in China so I tried to not get many. And the one lady says in Chinese (cuz they didn't know any English) "no no you need to eat more" so she takes a spoon and spoons the largest fucking about of fish I've ever seen on top of my rice and there's more bones than there are chinks in China and so I spend around 20 minutes trying to pick out all these bones and eat the fish cuz I don't want to be rude and like I had this huge pile of Bones afterward sand it was horrible.

There's the fish story

It was way worse than I described

The bones were so fucking tiny

b-bu yao

gao le 😖

Yeah pretty much

I tried to tell them but they're like oh no you won't eat again till dinner

feehs bons

that wasnt fish story

twas bone story

I have a Sichuan chicken story too

do share

So the family I stayed with for a couple days in Chengdu invited their like cousins family iver and stuff or whatever so there was a bunch of us. And since I was visiting from America they wanted to treat me to Sichuan chicken. And so we go to this place and because it's China itd a little dirty and there's flies on the wall and stuff. And I'm like whatever cuz just extra protein. So they order for us and get the chicken and what not. And there's just this whole chicken (cooked) sitting under this counter there. No refridgeration or heating just been sitting there all day. And so the guy pulls it out and just chops the whole thing up and dumps it into a bowl and gives it to us and I'm like what. Maybe it's not too bad. So everyone's like oh oh try it and I'm like okay so the first piece I pull out is half of the head with the eyeball hanging out and I'm like well yolo so I try to bite it but I keep just getting bits of skull do I sneak it into the trash next to me and I'm too grossed out to eat anymore so I just ate ducks blood, intestines, and pickled carrots the rest of the meal and it was really awkward

I kinda wish I grew up somewhere else like a lot of you guys are from parts of Europe and you guys eat like normal food there. In America we just eat processed shit and get made fun of if you eat something different. I was eating ducks feet the other day and someone found out and freaked out at me telling me that its wrong and disgusting. I wish I grew up in a society where it's normal to eat different foods

i ate fried pig brain once

literally bacon desu

I ate some different things there like crab ovaries, intestines, chicken feet, and a fee things I'm not sure what they're called.

The only thing I see that I didn't like was pig ear. It was too grissly

When we were in Tibet we had really good rice steamed in corn husk. Very good

i think the weirdest thing i ever ate was those slimy sea things

the french dudes insisted that i ate some

pretty normie tier food

hey can i somehow search a webm by a dead 4chan link in an archive or something?

if lucky with just webm name

or the hashed number name

both might work if the archives are done right

or if you know post number

seems like i've been failing

brb tryharding

I'd be genuinely full because the chinks are always eating and so they'd think I didn't like the food and so they'd try to offer me "American food" like ice cream and coke and milk and stuff. It was kind of embarrassing but at least they tried.

did they force you to drink hot water

mother of holy god macaroni tits

https://twitter.com/fs0c131y/status/930216866395672578

oh man i fucking found it

geez

Yeah but I didn't mind hot water isn't too bad. But that's like all they drank. But they were surprised I would drink so much because I'm from the northern part of the states so we have fairly cool weather here and it was so hot over there in the summer I wasn't used to it so I'd drink cold water when I could. I also drank with meals and they thought that was weird cuz they'd have maybe a shot glass of something but if drink like a regular bottle of soda or something and I'd drink water when I walk around the city sbd they found that weird

thanks anyway

Help help

My IT proff just put up a power point called "Discovering Computers 2010" how do I end my life in a classroom within 5 minutes? Anyone know a good way

go to uni

Maybe the old pencil in the nose and slam my head on the desk?

I can't afford a uni so I'm stuck at a small college

I spent all my.money on chinkshit

ask him about that new i7 970 extreme edition

did he hear about the upcoming sandy bridge?

"living in a digital world". Fffffuuuucccckkkkk

Whoever wrote this is the same person that thinks smartphones is a new invention taking iver our lives

Excuse me. Uh. Too late

tbf in 2010 smartphones were that invention <:thonk:288060975775612929>

Yeah I guess that's true

But.
>2017
>Looking at info from 2010

How is this supposed to teach us anything

This is all outdated shit.

it at least teaches you about the importance of college

tfw i'm writing an interpreter for ATARI BASIC which had its first versions released in 1979

College isn't important

you learn a thing or two you'd struggle with later

is it worth the money? no

thankfully i have free education

tfw I'm looking at 60k of uni debt

60k as in british pounds

Mfw I'm only looking at less than 5k of college debt because I can't afford anything better than community college

the face when materials science

i fucking hate iron

tfw cs code monkey

tfw driving beer around to pay back uni debt

material science is easy

its just theory

;^)

<:benis:239668961011040257>

i like metallurgy though

i got to cast an aluminium thing

did you do the cody's lab thing and bathed in mercury?

yeah done that too

that was like the first semester

yeah im repeating the first semester

😉

scrub

bitch i gotta work work work

i switched to weekend studies

are you having fun it put

ehhh

its not bad

man fuck uni

i aint thinking about that when im home

feels like its draining the life outta me

the only positive thing these days is that we got a new chick transferred

is she a qt

she spends alot of time on her looks for sure

;_;

like make up, hair etc

https://i.redditmedia.com/iIBsUSGmKVzJP8Ww6-qm1FIIGeVJryGfyB1nsrSARQM.jpg?w=576&s=d0b77a87dd14bb3930a475aab7109d3f

idk if it's a good thing

she looks fine but without all that crap i bet she's hulk

without all that she probably looks normal

the fun part is that when she got transferred

nobody talked to her for like a week

:^)

everybody ignored her and she was too shy to come talk to us