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2017-09-12 19:11:48 UTC

gonna buy 3 of those mercedes amg hypercars with them

2017-09-12 19:11:53 UTC

I'm starting uni next week

2017-09-12 19:11:54 UTC

neets stay mad

2017-09-12 19:12:03 UTC

I'm moving out on friday

2017-09-12 19:12:19 UTC

they'll pay me my scholarshipbux and poorfagbux when they get proof

2017-09-12 19:12:22 UTC

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2017-09-12 19:13:49 UTC

rip steve jobs

2017-09-12 19:13:52 UTC

he'll be sad at modern apple

2017-09-12 19:14:30 UTC

macbook pros actually used to be good until they completely trashed it when tim cook took over

2017-09-12 19:14:47 UTC

that keyboard is hardly any better than a touchscreen

2017-09-12 19:15:08 UTC

Steve Jobs used to innovate and show off new features never seen before

2017-09-12 19:15:11 UTC

and it barely has more connectivity than an ipad

2017-09-12 19:15:15 UTC

and then told you why you needed to have it

2017-09-12 19:15:27 UTC

now apple is just using iterations of technology

2017-09-12 19:15:34 UTC

that were made by other manufacturers and companies

2017-09-12 19:15:35 UTC

Blame the fluoride in the water turning hipsters into gay frogs

2017-09-12 19:16:22 UTC

steve jobs really cared for apple and had a lot of quality control over things

2017-09-12 19:16:36 UTC

and pushed the company to do things that werent possible back in the day

2017-09-12 19:16:40 UTC

Cook is doing nothing Jobs wouldn't have done except with maybe a couple aesteic tweaks

2017-09-12 19:18:21 UTC

iphones used to be industry trailblazers

2017-09-12 19:18:31 UTC

now androids are ahead of the pack in technology

2017-09-12 19:18:32 UTC

that's sad

2017-09-12 19:19:35 UTC

on the bright side wireless charging will now be mainstream and built into everything

2017-09-12 19:19:40 UTC

so I can charge anywhere now

2017-09-12 19:19:49 UTC

>pajeet droid
>Ahead anything

2017-09-12 19:20:28 UTC

>fedora, senseing someone talking about Samsung awoke from his slumber

2017-09-12 19:20:49 UTC

it's not the pajeets at google doing the work

2017-09-12 19:20:54 UTC

it's the samsung gooks

2017-09-12 19:21:17 UTC

What are the japs doing anyway?

2017-09-12 19:21:35 UTC

sony sort of faded into irrelevance now <:thenk:329322130804047872>

2017-09-12 19:22:15 UTC

japan working on robots and waifus

2017-09-12 19:22:26 UTC

that look on your face when you realise there are more people talking about chink phones than nip phones at the moment

2017-09-12 19:24:58 UTC

I think they moved to research and patents now, which is kind of a shame.

2017-09-12 19:27:05 UTC

I've been using my gongtian to direct the vape smoke out of the window and now it smells of vape juice <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2017-09-12 19:27:40 UTC

Vapers are human trash

2017-09-12 19:27:56 UTC

ikr

2017-09-12 19:28:00 UTC

why do you think I have one

2017-09-12 19:28:41 UTC

Because you just love hard plastic things in your mouth and spitting thick white things

2017-09-12 19:29:26 UTC

I'm curious about it, do you do it for the nicotine or the novelty of the smoke

2017-09-12 19:31:38 UTC

who said he vapes nicotine <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2017-09-12 19:32:12 UTC

I just do it for fun and it keeps me from drinking <:thenk:329322130804047872>

2017-09-12 19:32:32 UTC

But you end up drinking anyway

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/357247125278425088/1505064416341.jpg

2017-09-12 19:42:17 UTC

so i got this pm on a forum i go to

2017-09-12 19:42:33 UTC

"From Polocool
Sent 8th Sep 2017 00:44:10
Subject You can help me?

Hello! I want to buy a couple of albums in Amazon UK, you can help me in the purchase?
I only want the rips and scans of them, you can stay with the albums, and latter you can sell them (And it is your payment)"

2017-09-12 19:45:26 UTC

like are you having a fuckin laugh m8

2017-09-12 19:46:35 UTC

gross back

2017-09-12 19:49:12 UTC

looks like cum

2017-09-12 19:49:46 UTC

@Deleted User is it like a wood working or muzzleloading hunting forum full of old people who dont know how to use the internet?

2017-09-12 19:50:08 UTC

not far off

2017-09-12 19:50:13 UTC

its a music site ***:^)***

2017-09-12 19:52:29 UTC

What

2017-09-12 19:53:16 UTC

it says albums you plonker

2017-09-12 19:53:19 UTC

albums

2017-09-12 20:09:11 UTC

I know, no one is stupid enough to fall for that shit on a music site

2017-09-12 20:11:22 UTC

oh

2017-09-12 20:20:27 UTC

fascinating

2017-09-12 20:41:30 UTC

>Irma: Florida sheriff urges people not to shoot at hurricane, saying 'you won't turn it around'

2017-09-12 20:41:33 UTC

<:chink:323022148870602752>

2017-09-12 21:12:49 UTC

Any of you use some instagram app that is updated and can save photos and vids?

2017-09-12 21:13:00 UTC

Since instagram plus is outdated

2017-09-12 21:39:22 UTC

>instagram
get out normie, reee

2017-09-12 21:43:51 UTC

I follow hoes there

2017-09-12 21:44:09 UTC

Dont do much else

2017-09-12 21:45:04 UTC

Also, since when normie cant into chink shit

2017-09-12 21:45:25 UTC

There must be something wrong in my head

2017-09-12 21:51:00 UTC

they can

2017-09-12 21:51:04 UTC

but they shouldnt

2017-09-12 21:51:19 UTC

thats why sharks are 200% of what they used to be

2017-09-12 21:51:20 UTC

reeee

2017-09-12 22:02:06 UTC

I didnt get the price of them up lol

2017-09-12 22:02:10 UTC

>looking through my old shit
>find this
Fug, I think this shit was outdated when I got it. Like 2007

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/357284782377533443/20170911_163711.jpg

2017-09-12 22:02:42 UTC

Chink'd

2017-09-12 22:07:10 UTC

so, you re vaping too, hm?

2017-09-12 22:15:40 UTC

>vaping in 2007

2017-09-12 22:16:39 UTC

Actually it might have been a thing back then, I have no idea

2017-09-12 23:39:07 UTC

Apple themselves actually reported that the wireless charging wasn't going to be up to standard: "Specifically, version 1.2 of the Qi standard allows for 15 watts of power transmitted from the wireless charging pad to the receiving device. According to the new report, the iPhone 8 will support half of that standard at a maximum of 7.5 watts of power (5 volts over 1.5 amps)." (https://www.macrumors.com/2017/08/28/iphone-8-wireless-charging-reportedly-half-the-speed-of-current-standard/)

Power button no longer sleeps/wakes the device, it calls Siri, and to turn the phone off, you have to go into a submenu in settings.

2017-09-12 23:39:09 UTC

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

2017-09-12 23:57:17 UTC

>submenu to shut off a phone

2017-09-12 23:57:46 UTC

Why? Like I get that it's rare to purposefully shut it off but come on.

2017-09-13 00:26:35 UTC

>screen breaks

2017-09-13 00:41:03 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/357324764370698242/JohnFKennedyOfficialPortrait.jpg

2017-09-13 01:13:57 UTC

Didn't even think about that, brilliant. Now people can't repair the most common source of breakage.

2017-09-13 01:41:23 UTC

where did you read that power button no longer sleeps

2017-09-13 01:41:31 UTC

im interested in reading some next level bullshit

2017-09-13 02:04:21 UTC

it's a siri button

2017-09-13 02:07:48 UTC

Do they call it a siri button as a joke?

2017-09-13 02:10:04 UTC

no

2017-09-13 02:21:45 UTC

tfw had to work from 6AM to 5PM yesterday <:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

2017-09-13 02:47:01 UTC

are there any like nikon quality cameras from china?

2017-09-13 02:47:32 UTC

i want to start doing some photography, but I don't want to spend $500+

2017-09-13 02:47:51 UTC

@Humbert hope you got overtime

2017-09-13 03:43:16 UTC

@Screaming Jazz check ebay. some 2-3 yo cams are cheap

2017-09-13 03:43:29 UTC

thanks

2017-09-13 03:49:17 UTC

@Screaming Jazz HAHHAHAHAHAHAH

2017-09-13 03:49:20 UTC

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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