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2017-12-29 20:30:48 UTC

hm

2017-12-29 20:30:55 UTC

if i get so generous gifts

2017-12-29 20:31:02 UTC

does it mean she's not a gold digger

2017-12-29 20:31:09 UTC

you see

2017-12-29 20:31:18 UTC

maybe shes a smart gold digger

2017-12-29 20:31:25 UTC

ie she invests money

2017-12-29 20:31:27 UTC

Ask her to buy you multiple dinners

2017-12-29 20:31:27 UTC

to get more money

2017-12-29 20:31:44 UTC

Hey ya latte sipping cucks

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/396399915472781323/0_IMG_20171229_165337.jpg

2017-12-29 20:31:59 UTC

fuck that looks comfy

2017-12-29 20:32:01 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ญ

2017-12-29 20:32:51 UTC

@spaqin just dont let her touch your miata money please

2017-12-29 20:32:52 UTC

Shame the cellular reception here is utter garbage

2017-12-29 20:33:19 UTC

Only way I'm getting it is to tether to my father's phone on a specific shelf of the caravan

2017-12-29 20:33:23 UTC

the rolla is going into the miata money

2017-12-29 20:33:25 UTC

>cell reception while /out/

2017-12-29 20:33:50 UTC

Drink your beer and enjoy the sun you cubt

2017-12-29 20:34:19 UTC

@johnfrum it's half 9 you dick

2017-12-29 20:34:51 UTC

@spaqin such is the way of things at least the car is solid outside of legal nonsense.

2017-12-29 20:35:03 UTC

exhaust needs to be welded

2017-12-29 20:35:16 UTC

called the guy today if he has the tires and paperwork

2017-12-29 20:35:21 UTC

Btw, it's Ohakuri, about 40 minutes by road North.

2017-12-29 20:35:23 UTC

@Obolon Prime >not waking up to eggs, bacon and beer

2017-12-29 20:35:25 UTC

he'll be in the city after new year's

2017-12-29 20:35:31 UTC

See you all later on today

2017-12-29 20:35:35 UTC

mhmmm

2017-12-29 20:35:40 UTC

@johnfrum at least I was 2/3

2017-12-29 20:35:48 UTC

four days late, but

2017-12-29 20:35:52 UTC

how was everyone's chinkmas?

2017-12-29 20:35:58 UTC

"oh yeah it's ok i won't go to warsaw either until i fix the exhaust"
"*NANI*"

2017-12-29 20:36:46 UTC

What do you mean welded? As a resultnof the conversion or the deconversion process?

2017-12-29 20:37:17 UTC

ah no

2017-12-29 20:37:31 UTC

near the collector there's a hole I think

2017-12-29 20:38:18 UTC

the garage dad sent me to allowed me to look at what the guy was doing

2017-12-29 20:38:20 UTC

small place

2017-12-29 20:38:25 UTC

made small talk in the meanwhile

2017-12-29 20:38:28 UTC

idk

2017-12-29 20:38:40 UTC

he's driving a MR2 spyder, it should be in good hands

2017-12-29 20:38:51 UTC

A hipster lotus

2017-12-29 20:38:58 UTC

<:chink:323022148870602752>

2017-12-29 20:40:04 UTC

i was gonna say "i prefer SW20" but that's not a good idea I thought

2017-12-29 20:58:26 UTC

shoulda fuckin killed him

2017-12-29 21:00:53 UTC

shoulda get a v8

2017-12-29 21:04:58 UTC

Whatup boys

2017-12-29 21:05:06 UTC

Real Serbia hours

2017-12-29 21:05:17 UTC

Im at a Serbian party

2017-12-29 21:06:54 UTC

>posting on his phone at a party

2017-12-29 21:06:58 UTC

Hello from Amazon.ca.

We're sorry to report the release of the following item has been cancelled:

Morino, Kikori "Giant Spider & Me: A Post-Apocalyptic Tale Vol. 1"

Although we'd expected to be able to send this item to you, we've since found it won't be released after all. Please accept our sincerest apologies for any inconvenience we've caused you.

We've cancelled this item from your order.

2017-12-29 21:07:43 UTC

I was looking forward to a book about spiders.

2017-12-29 21:08:20 UTC

It was porn, wasnt it?

2017-12-29 21:09:05 UTC

No

2017-12-29 21:10:25 UTC

I kinda wanna know what the fuck happened.

2017-12-29 21:10:31 UTC

penis leg spider taking advantage of anything that happens to get stuck in its web

2017-12-29 21:10:59 UTC

.com still has it listed.

2017-12-29 21:11:38 UTC

Im drinking Jelen

2017-12-29 21:11:44 UTC

Real slav hours

2017-12-29 21:13:09 UTC

I already got a gr

2017-12-29 21:13:10 UTC

Is that serb for cum?

2017-12-29 21:13:11 UTC

I bet Trudeau banned it because the definition of loli changed again or somethiing

2017-12-29 21:13:19 UTC

What do I need to get all party-like for

2017-12-29 21:13:20 UTC

Fucking shitters.

2017-12-29 21:13:27 UTC

*gf

2017-12-29 21:13:34 UTC

OH CANADA

2017-12-29 21:13:51 UTC

Do you got any darts aye

2017-12-29 21:15:13 UTC

Trudeau probably wants to keep all the lolis to himself

2017-12-29 21:15:30 UTC

Trudeau is a good president

2017-12-29 21:16:29 UTC

There he goes with his baguette bullshit again

2017-12-29 21:16:47 UTC

Go eat a cheese, stinky

2017-12-29 21:17:17 UTC

Kek

2017-12-29 21:17:32 UTC

It's not even listed as a cancelled order, what the fuck.

2017-12-29 21:17:32 UTC

If a Frenchie uses a thinkpad, does it become a stinkpad?

2017-12-29 21:17:34 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2017-12-29 21:17:49 UTC

Yes.

2017-12-29 21:17:52 UTC

Blyat

2017-12-29 21:17:56 UTC

Also a dildo.

2017-12-29 21:18:01 UTC

Who wants some rakija

2017-12-29 21:18:38 UTC

Why are on a tour of eastern europe anyway shrimp

2017-12-29 21:19:27 UTC

twink sex tourism

2017-12-29 21:20:04 UTC

He'd go to south east asia for that

2017-12-29 21:21:06 UTC

Sucky sucky 10 dorrar

2017-12-29 21:21:28 UTC

that's something someone without patrician taste would say

2017-12-29 21:21:30 UTC

Im visiting my girlfriend's family

2017-12-29 21:21:45 UTC

She wants me to meet her family before we marry

2017-12-29 21:21:58 UTC

My tightest, best boiz on discord asking me to join up and hang out but I'm just listening to $uicideboy$ shit and finna pop some more kpins. Slashed up my arm before pouring alcohol on it yesterday in a panicked mania because I felt like I was too soft and pussy for pain, and my fucky head thought that was a way to prove to myself I wasn't one. Yeah, if only my mind would go the extra mile and wash the xans down with alcohol. Felt like I was a weak pussy, I got manic and I slashed at my wrist to try and prove to myself I wasn't some punk pussy bitch who's afraid of pain.. this shit just happens on a dime too, idk what my problems are Then the night before that I bopped some benzos, the night before that I bopped a baby dose of addy (60 mg) My shit is figgity fucked. I feel like I'm getting worse as a person by the day, and I already accepted I'm completely useless, except to meme with. I bottle up and hide all the shit I feel or distract myself and then I do spergy shit spontaneous bs like jumping into a 9 foot deep empty pool or slash my arm open. The sink had splashes of blood and I was just acting hyped so I wouldn't feel like a pussy

2017-12-29 21:22:19 UTC

$uicideboy$
stopped here

2017-12-29 21:22:38 UTC

Did

2017-12-29 21:23:02 UTC

Did her family invade half of the old soviet union?

2017-12-29 21:23:28 UTC

Kek

2017-12-29 21:23:32 UTC

what generic art student bullshit does she want to do for your wedding?

2017-12-29 21:23:32 UTC

Feels like youve been to 10 different countries so far

2017-12-29 21:23:35 UTC

Yugoslavia was never invaded

2017-12-29 21:23:49 UTC

Its because of the Bosnian war

2017-12-29 21:24:03 UTC

is because they drive Yugo

2017-12-29 21:24:07 UTC

Used to be one big country

2017-12-29 21:24:12 UTC

Now its several

2017-12-29 21:24:27 UTC

There's Serbs living all over

2017-12-29 21:24:41 UTC

So to meet her family I need to go to 4 different countries

2017-12-29 21:24:51 UTC

wait

2017-12-29 21:25:04 UTC

how many fucking people do you need to meet besides mom and dad?

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