Message from @Mad Jack

Discord ID: 396410857656942592


2017-12-29 21:05:17 UTC  

Im at a Serbian party

2017-12-29 21:06:54 UTC  

>posting on his phone at a party

2017-12-29 21:06:58 UTC  

Hello from Amazon.ca.

We're sorry to report the release of the following item has been cancelled:

Morino, Kikori "Giant Spider & Me: A Post-Apocalyptic Tale Vol. 1"

Although we'd expected to be able to send this item to you, we've since found it won't be released after all. Please accept our sincerest apologies for any inconvenience we've caused you.

We've cancelled this item from your order.

2017-12-29 21:07:43 UTC  

I was looking forward to a book about spiders.

2017-12-29 21:08:20 UTC  

It was porn, wasnt it?

2017-12-29 21:09:05 UTC  

No

2017-12-29 21:10:25 UTC  

I kinda wanna know what the fuck happened.

2017-12-29 21:10:31 UTC  

penis leg spider taking advantage of anything that happens to get stuck in its web

2017-12-29 21:10:59 UTC  

.com still has it listed.

2017-12-29 21:11:38 UTC  

Im drinking Jelen

2017-12-29 21:11:44 UTC  

Real slav hours

2017-12-29 21:13:09 UTC  

I already got a gr

2017-12-29 21:13:10 UTC  

Is that serb for cum?

2017-12-29 21:13:11 UTC  

I bet Trudeau banned it because the definition of loli changed again or somethiing

2017-12-29 21:13:19 UTC  

What do I need to get all party-like for

2017-12-29 21:13:20 UTC  

Fucking shitters.

2017-12-29 21:13:27 UTC  

*gf

2017-12-29 21:13:34 UTC  

OH CANADA

2017-12-29 21:13:51 UTC  

Do you got any darts aye

2017-12-29 21:15:13 UTC  

Trudeau probably wants to keep all the lolis to himself

2017-12-29 21:15:30 UTC  

Trudeau is a good president

2017-12-29 21:16:29 UTC  

There he goes with his baguette bullshit again

2017-12-29 21:16:47 UTC  

Go eat a cheese, stinky

2017-12-29 21:17:17 UTC  

Kek

2017-12-29 21:17:32 UTC  

It's not even listed as a cancelled order, what the fuck.

2017-12-29 21:17:32 UTC  

If a Frenchie uses a thinkpad, does it become a stinkpad?

2017-12-29 21:17:34 UTC  

🤔

2017-12-29 21:17:49 UTC  

Yes.

2017-12-29 21:17:52 UTC  

Blyat

2017-12-29 21:17:56 UTC  

Also a dildo.

2017-12-29 21:18:01 UTC  

Who wants some rakija

2017-12-29 21:18:38 UTC  

Why are on a tour of eastern europe anyway shrimp

2017-12-29 21:19:27 UTC  

twink sex tourism

2017-12-29 21:20:04 UTC  

He'd go to south east asia for that

2017-12-29 21:21:06 UTC  

Sucky sucky 10 dorrar

2017-12-29 21:21:28 UTC  

that's something someone without patrician taste would say

2017-12-29 21:21:30 UTC  

Im visiting my girlfriend's family

2017-12-29 21:21:45 UTC  

She wants me to meet her family before we marry

2017-12-29 21:21:58 UTC  

My tightest, best boiz on discord asking me to join up and hang out but I'm just listening to $uicideboy$ shit and finna pop some more kpins. Slashed up my arm before pouring alcohol on it yesterday in a panicked mania because I felt like I was too soft and pussy for pain, and my fucky head thought that was a way to prove to myself I wasn't one. Yeah, if only my mind would go the extra mile and wash the xans down with alcohol. Felt like I was a weak pussy, I got manic and I slashed at my wrist to try and prove to myself I wasn't some punk pussy bitch who's afraid of pain.. this shit just happens on a dime too, idk what my problems are Then the night before that I bopped some benzos, the night before that I bopped a baby dose of addy (60 mg) My shit is figgity fucked. I feel like I'm getting worse as a person by the day, and I already accepted I'm completely useless, except to meme with. I bottle up and hide all the shit I feel or distract myself and then I do spergy shit spontaneous bs like jumping into a 9 foot deep empty pool or slash my arm open. The sink had splashes of blood and I was just acting hyped so I wouldn't feel like a pussy

2017-12-29 21:22:19 UTC  

$uicideboy$
stopped here