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2017-12-07 21:21:20 UTC

which one of you homos no longer has a gag reflex

2017-12-07 21:21:26 UTC

People with autism tend to have epilepsy, gastronomical issues, heightened changes of cancer, heart diseases, cardiovascular diseases, etc

2017-12-07 21:21:51 UTC

1/3th has epilepsy

2017-12-07 21:21:54 UTC

one time I dropped a log on my finger and it make the nail come out from the root

2017-12-07 21:22:06 UTC

in a clean piece

2017-12-07 21:22:43 UTC

I had an ingrown toenail that my doc didnt want to solve and was causing immense pain

2017-12-07 21:22:45 UTC

i have irregular heartbeat ;-;

2017-12-07 21:22:55 UTC

So I cut it out with a box cutter

2017-12-07 21:22:56 UTC

deets get a pacemaker

2017-12-07 21:23:07 UTC

@Shrimpf whyyyy

2017-12-07 21:23:15 UTC

you can use surgery to get it removed

2017-12-07 21:23:17 UTC

like me

2017-12-07 21:23:33 UTC

I started from the middle of my toenail and sawed it in half

2017-12-07 21:23:36 UTC

just make sure to tell your doc to use extra strong anesthetic cause mine wasn't so strong even after 6 injections in my toe

2017-12-07 21:23:39 UTC

Then ripped it out

2017-12-07 21:24:07 UTC

Those anesthetics hurt

2017-12-07 21:24:17 UTC

yep the needle going in your flesh sucks

2017-12-07 21:24:41 UTC

I know every spot where needles hurt because I had to learn it

2017-12-07 21:24:53 UTC

And Im not letting them stab me in my toe

2017-12-07 21:25:05 UTC

Id rather have pain on my own terms

2017-12-07 21:25:24 UTC

They also inject you behind the nail

2017-12-07 21:25:34 UTC

the first rebandage was a bitch

2017-12-07 21:25:42 UTC

the nurse ripped the bandage clean off my fresh wound

2017-12-07 21:25:53 UTC

fucking asshole

2017-12-07 21:26:00 UTC

Jesus

2017-12-07 21:26:52 UTC

I remember when my nurse ripped out the stitches in my ear like a rope game

2017-12-07 21:27:01 UTC

Well behind my ear

2017-12-07 21:27:08 UTC

ah sutures

2017-12-07 21:27:20 UTC

I watched many videos about micosutures in particular

2017-12-07 21:27:31 UTC

very meticulous work

2017-12-07 21:27:43 UTC

err micro sutures

2017-12-07 21:27:43 UTC

Its interesting

2017-12-07 21:27:54 UTC

I watched the procedure before I got it

2017-12-07 21:29:39 UTC

I have a titanium middle ear

2017-12-07 21:29:43 UTC

what's that feeling called when you get low blood pressure during extreme stress or pain

2017-12-07 21:29:52 UTC

your vision starts going black and white

2017-12-07 21:29:56 UTC

Shovk

2017-12-07 21:29:56 UTC

your ears ring

2017-12-07 21:30:01 UTC

ah

2017-12-07 21:30:12 UTC

I got that after getting my toe nail removed and walkingout

2017-12-07 21:30:14 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/388442101832089612/M6000127-Artwork_of_prosthetic_stapes_in_middle_ear-SPL.jpg

2017-12-07 21:30:40 UTC

even my vision went black and whiteish and dark from the sides

2017-12-07 21:31:05 UTC

I felt so weak I laid down the gallery border wall

2017-12-07 21:31:27 UTC

almost feels like you're dying

2017-12-07 21:31:57 UTC

I had it after getting 12 tubes of blood drained

2017-12-07 21:32:08 UTC

?

2017-12-07 21:32:23 UTC

Got testes for lactose intolerance

2017-12-07 21:32:23 UTC

I give a pint every now and then and it feels fine

2017-12-07 21:32:31 UTC

john it's kind of like a dying feeling

2017-12-07 21:32:43 UTC

It is

2017-12-07 21:32:49 UTC

Your face feels cool

2017-12-07 21:32:52 UTC

Testes for lactose intolerance

2017-12-07 21:32:55 UTC

It doesnt suck really

2017-12-07 21:32:59 UTC

arms weak, knees heavy

2017-12-07 21:33:05 UTC

feels like you're gonna pass out

2017-12-07 21:33:08 UTC

Vomit on his sweater already

2017-12-07 21:33:13 UTC

And incidentally, here is proof for the point I made about autism earlier on https://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/41630219

2017-12-07 21:33:13 UTC

Mom's spaghetti

2017-12-07 21:33:15 UTC

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2017-12-07 21:33:25 UTC

Chris Farley's spaghetti

2017-12-07 21:33:44 UTC

Her nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready

2017-12-07 21:34:00 UTC

who is fatter on average, 4chan or reddit?

2017-12-07 21:34:12 UTC

I'd guess reddit

2017-12-07 21:34:19 UTC

I'd actually say reddit tbh

2017-12-07 21:34:19 UTC

Reddit has more users

2017-12-07 21:34:23 UTC

Like on average?

2017-12-07 21:34:44 UTC

go back in time, you are on stage, everyone in the crowd is rooting against you, you look across the stage and see b rabbit and you are currently papa doc, what do you do???

2017-12-07 21:34:47 UTC

have you seen the fat acceptance shit on there?

2017-12-07 21:35:00 UTC

reddit tends to be full of autistic high school teens who exclusively play video games all day and browse /r/pcmasterrace religiously

2017-12-07 21:35:24 UTC

whereas 4chan is full of wannabe traps

2017-12-07 21:35:32 UTC

You'd know

2017-12-07 21:35:36 UTC

oh shit the cow in the left middle

2017-12-07 21:35:38 UTC

@Comfy#1404 that fucking bread roll in the front

2017-12-07 21:35:43 UTC

That black kiddl

2017-12-07 21:35:46 UTC

Fuck delete that picture it has me on it

2017-12-07 21:35:46 UTC

Every time

2017-12-07 21:35:47 UTC

Jesus.

2017-12-07 21:35:48 UTC

with black kid!

2017-12-07 21:35:52 UTC

coal burning

2017-12-07 21:35:55 UTC

/fa/ brisbane meetup

2017-12-07 21:36:03 UTC

>combat boots

2017-12-07 21:36:16 UTC

They all look gay

2017-12-07 21:36:21 UTC

@transience those are some real classy cunts right there

2017-12-07 21:36:32 UTC

Homosexuals?

2017-12-07 21:36:39 UTC

In MY /fa/

2017-12-07 21:36:43 UTC

@transience goal bodies I'm sure

2017-12-07 21:36:54 UTC

you mean social outcasts who observed the difficulty for a young man attempting to acquire a woman and the ease effeminate young men are acquired/gathered attention, the trap phenomenon among the far outsiders of society makes sense to me

2017-12-07 21:36:57 UTC

None of those clothes fit

2017-12-07 21:37:00 UTC

Lmao

2017-12-07 21:37:08 UTC

how come people from /fa/ dress bad aren't they supposed to be about dressing smartly?

2017-12-07 21:37:08 UTC

It's ironically terribly fitting.

2017-12-07 21:37:34 UTC

@Patrick they overdo it and dress like spergs 9/10 out of time

2017-12-07 21:37:35 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/388443951075426314/unknown.png

2017-12-07 21:37:43 UTC

94 seconds in photoshop

2017-12-07 21:37:53 UTC

or something idfk

2017-12-07 21:37:59 UTC

at best they look like Reviewbrah wearing a weirdly fitting suit, at worst they look like a wanker

2017-12-07 21:38:13 UTC

and their body posture

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