it's literally entirely about not just getting laid, but getting basic-ass "penis goes in the hole" sex

Bisexuality masterrace

not even interesting sex

if i regret something it's only because i have more knowledge now

straight people are boring and shallow af

SEVERAL PEOPLE ARE TYPING

i couldn't foresee the consequences back then

@Kaytee that's mainly gay culture lmao

Was Hitler boring

@Shrimpf Everyone is bi to some extent, you attention seeking fuck

Have you seen the level of vanity?

straight culture is standard human beings, then everything with the doing of personality has to do with the status of society

You wanna fite Matthew

vanity isn't the same as shallowness

Yeah, they have super deep relationships with fuckbuddies

I hate gay culture

I'll fuck the shit out of you @Shrimpf

straight people leave out the deep relationship part

If people know you'd date men

Fags come running right away

and just want no strings attached PIV sex, no weird shit, and if they marry it's for like fkn

tax reasons

>the muh bonds are deeper, uhhhh bcuz

and then they divorce 5 years later

tax reasons is a good reason to marry

and do the whole game over again

Male/female bonds are much deeper

this, is because of the normalization of society and its culture

And gays don't marry at all and have a sky high suicide rate

tfw nothing to talk about with gf

Try having a woman shit out a child that you both made

sounds horrible tbh

also most straight people dont want that

they get it by acident

God, I can't believe how much a single 4 loko fucked me up. Now I know for next time how to get blasted for less than the cost of a whopper, shit

if you're an only/first child, you are an accident, damn near guarantee

Tfw straight edge

once again, find yourself someone you relate with/can work things out with and understand the importance of the familial relationship and your shared bond, BUT most people are fucking stupid/immature and don't come from strong upbringings

closest thing straight people get to a meaningful relationship is "oops, the condom broke, i guess we gotta take care of this fucking thing now, i will never pursue what few life goals i had now"

@Matthew drink liqour, 4loko is going to give you diabetes

`` i will never pursue what few life goals i had now``
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Delet

Me and my gf have our kids planned

that's me even without a bby

Date slavic women

every tranny ive encountered is so fucking delusional and wants to believe their bullshit as reality, its sad

Problem solved

@johnfrum#8811 No shit, this was just because I want to experience the 4 loko meme

I feel like a juggalo

I think trannies have some biological evidence tho

that is to say, poor, stupid, broke, and drunk

I don't care if 0.001 percent of the population wants to snip their dick

>date slav wymyn
it's not that ez

It is

Look for women that have names ending with A

if you're a hollander

I'm French

french

britbong

How is transitioning accepting urself

poly relationships of 5+ people, disease spread among them, some break off, you hit 30, you are now alone and incapable of finding the height of the thrills you once lived for and then bam, bullet to the brain rip

murican

german maybe too

>dating women >not just cuckolding straight dudes

My best friend is polyarmorous

what if i don't have any thrills in the first place

It's fucking weird lol

>polyarmourous

multiple layers of kevlar?

>tfw no polish gf to invade

i wish i was polyarmourous armour is neat

>you will never be turrican

which kinda reminds me

Plus it's clearly based on libido

i cannot accept gf with pierced anything

the only kind of piercing i can get behind is armor piercing

He was frenching his girlfriend's best friend

also tbh if i ever bothered with a relationship again it'd def have to be open

>tfw nearly to no girls without earrings

i can't do that whole only bonding sexually with one person thing

Piercings and tattoos are pig disgusting

See

yep

my gf doesn't even have her ears pierced

if i was tall she wud be my gf !!!!!!

's become too much of a thing i associate with strong friendships

Sexual libido

oh look another lefty with zero self control and no sense of moralities/integrity

No makeup either

bonding sexually with exactly zero people also counts as poly/open?

https://youtu.be/OGS4BY7KjTM

I'm a good Christian boy

it's not equal to one

how is having different ways of bonding with people you care about "no self control" or "no morality" tho

are u a nun

Promiscuity is bad

Gee eefff @Kaytee

too funny

>tfw no chinkshit roast beef

what