straight people leave out the deep relationship part

If people know you'd date men

Fags come running right away

and just want no strings attached PIV sex, no weird shit, and if they marry it's for like fkn

tax reasons

>the muh bonds are deeper, uhhhh bcuz

and then they divorce 5 years later

tax reasons is a good reason to marry

and do the whole game over again

Male/female bonds are much deeper

this, is because of the normalization of society and its culture

And gays don't marry at all and have a sky high suicide rate

tfw nothing to talk about with gf

Try having a woman shit out a child that you both made

sounds horrible tbh

also most straight people dont want that

they get it by acident

God, I can't believe how much a single 4 loko fucked me up. Now I know for next time how to get blasted for less than the cost of a whopper, shit

if you're an only/first child, you are an accident, damn near guarantee

Tfw straight edge

once again, find yourself someone you relate with/can work things out with and understand the importance of the familial relationship and your shared bond, BUT most people are fucking stupid/immature and don't come from strong upbringings

closest thing straight people get to a meaningful relationship is "oops, the condom broke, i guess we gotta take care of this fucking thing now, i will never pursue what few life goals i had now"

@Matthew drink liqour, 4loko is going to give you diabetes

`` i will never pursue what few life goals i had now``
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Delet

Me and my gf have our kids planned

that's me even without a bby

Date slavic women

every tranny ive encountered is so fucking delusional and wants to believe their bullshit as reality, its sad

Problem solved

@johnfrum#8811 No shit, this was just because I want to experience the 4 loko meme

I feel like a juggalo

I think trannies have some biological evidence tho

that is to say, poor, stupid, broke, and drunk

I don't care if 0.001 percent of the population wants to snip their dick

>date slav wymyn
it's not that ez

It is

Look for women that have names ending with A

if you're a hollander

I'm French

french