JESUS DISCORD KILL YOURSELF

not vi?

jesus christ

mfw the IT guy at my school has a fucking poster with 'dont expect long life Dell' printed in comic sans

that isn't rescue mode

we use surface pros and they're absolute shit

real ceos fuck their secretary while their secretary takes notes using whatever

that isn't rescue mode

I don't get that

we use surface pros and they're absolute shit

real ceos fuck their secretary while their secretary takes notes using whatever

I don't get that

that isn't rescue mode

that isn't rescue mode

Discord sucks. Add Jake#0001 as a friend and tell him

do the numbers show what account you registered as

I assume at this point

?

why delet

did someone fucking delet the jakeposting

who?

who the fuck is jake

:^)

wow

wind is salty that he's been called the shittiest mod

who the fuck is wind

who am I anymore?

🤐

the old me wouldn't be interested in spongebibd condoms but now I want to buy 144 units to sell to local college hipsters

@johnfrum and be the cause of a lot of accidental pregnancies

sounds like a win win scenario

<:thinkjojo:333980344044879872>

wait what

Jake shut down the server to cover his tracks?

where's the jakeposting

think wind just wanted to keep it on the dl

I swipe my phone down with alcohol swabs every couple days @HEKTIK

i dont have a phone atm but i did the same with my old one

won't that destroy the anti-scratch coating on the screen

or is the screen itself hard enough to have that property <:googlethink:328536447219138561>

no idea, I don't scrape knives on my phones or keep ball bearings in my pocket

i used a screen protector so i dont really care what it ruins anyway

https://siliconlottery.com/collections/coffeelake/products/8700k53g?variant=223640158220

sell a kidney

... i can buy a kikeripper with that

Muh gayme power tho

@Windatica this just got personal pal

wat

my daddy works at discord

omg

🤙 😜

I will come to your house every night

and I will make the night disappear

you'll be begging for a little shadow

a moment to close your eyes and actually see black

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Flashlights Real Hahahaha Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

but no, I will be there

can I report you to Tribit 🤔

would he spank you 🤔

$warn @Windatica don't look into the light

@Windatica | ✓ | Successfully warned user `Windatica#8428`.

warn yourself to never delete Jakeposting ever again 😐

who?

listen here you little shit

I have over 30000 confirmed lumens

my friend talked me into buying a budget magic deck

wonder if you can focus them into a single beam

here i am fucking 130$ later

trading card games are so spensive

>magic the gathering
must be nice having friends

hahaaaa i don't except one

so i'm hoping to go make some other autsy friends this way

when can i buy a chinkshit friend with free shipping tbh

when can I buy a chinkshit waifu

@Cad henlo fren

F R R E E N N

Apparently made to measure suits have a going rate for $300

If I was a salaryman, I'd be all into that shit

Where'd you get that rating from?

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-zimbabwe-politics-text/zimbabwe-militarys-statement-after-seizing-power-idUSKBN1DF0GC

Coup in Zimbabwe

wew

OH SHIT IS MUGABE DEAD?

They have so far arrested the finance minister

Dunno who else, but it seems they want to get rid of corruption around Mugabe, but not Mugabe himself

gettin the jew first, classy

wow, fucking gay.

that old bastard is the reason for the fucking corruption in the first place.

Yup, and he's making sure his wife is in prime position to take over when he dies

>Get rid of corruption around Mugabe but not Mugabe himself

Translated:
>"Mugabe prob ordered us to kill everybody"

>when a chink seller gets an anonymous 1 star review

RHODESIA RETURNS?

oh, i made myself spaggheti upsetti

fucking mugabe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeGAUVlIesc never forgetti

https://twitter.com/BBCWorld/status/930703757247238144

Might be a legit coup, with Mugabe going

Mugabe was president, and if they have installed an 'interim president', it would imply that Mugabe isn't president anymore