I will come to your house every night

and I will make the night disappear

you'll be begging for a little shadow

a moment to close your eyes and actually see black

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Flashlights Real Hahahaha Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

but no, I will be there

can I report you to Tribit 🤔

would he spank you 🤔

$warn @Windatica don't look into the light

@Windatica | ✓ | Successfully warned user `Windatica#8428`.

warn yourself to never delete Jakeposting ever again 😐

who?

listen here you little shit

I have over 30000 confirmed lumens

my friend talked me into buying a budget magic deck

wonder if you can focus them into a single beam

here i am fucking 130$ later

trading card games are so spensive

>magic the gathering
must be nice having friends

hahaaaa i don't except one

so i'm hoping to go make some other autsy friends this way

when can i buy a chinkshit friend with free shipping tbh

when can I buy a chinkshit waifu

@Cad henlo fren

F R R E E N N

Apparently made to measure suits have a going rate for $300

If I was a salaryman, I'd be all into that shit

Where'd you get that rating from?

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-zimbabwe-politics-text/zimbabwe-militarys-statement-after-seizing-power-idUSKBN1DF0GC

Coup in Zimbabwe

wew

OH SHIT IS MUGABE DEAD?

They have so far arrested the finance minister

Dunno who else, but it seems they want to get rid of corruption around Mugabe, but not Mugabe himself

gettin the jew first, classy

wow, fucking gay.

that old bastard is the reason for the fucking corruption in the first place.

Yup, and he's making sure his wife is in prime position to take over when he dies

>Get rid of corruption around Mugabe but not Mugabe himself

Translated:
>"Mugabe prob ordered us to kill everybody"

>when a chink seller gets an anonymous 1 star review

RHODESIA RETURNS?