Message from @fuckthapolice

Discord ID: 380046260016644097


2017-11-14 17:22:37 UTC  

>calling it takeaway and not take out like a good American

2017-11-14 17:22:52 UTC  

don't ask me tbh, I wouldn't know <:hyperthonk:327934332545007617>

2017-11-14 17:23:00 UTC  

I don't understand chink fashion either

2017-11-14 17:23:13 UTC  

TK Maxx fresh off the boat

2017-11-14 17:23:26 UTC  

chinks love TK Maxx

2017-11-14 17:23:58 UTC  

>anti social social club
>supreme

2017-11-14 17:24:07 UTC  

chinks in my uni in a nutshell

2017-11-14 17:25:37 UTC  

lmaoing at ones who walk around with H&M bag around campus, thinking it's posh

2017-11-14 17:25:52 UTC  

you'd know what's posh wouldn't you, posho

2017-11-14 17:26:02 UTC  

I-I go to H&M

2017-11-14 17:26:32 UTC  

So I'm at this real ghetto place that was like empty getting food on some tour I don't even know where and it was me, my friend, and a dozen older Chinese ladies. And they all went in to grandma mode and tried to make sure I ate enough and kept my clothes dry etc. So they ask me if I want fish and I was like okay (I was subsisting on mostly squash and unknown meats and vegetables) so I grab a bit if the fish (mind you it's the whole fish skin and head and all which we don't usually eat in America but I'm adventurous so I'm okay with it) do I grab a nice chunk of the belly and put it in my rice and began eating it. There's a lot of Bones in the fish and people choke and die a lot on them in China so I tried to not get many. And the one lady says in Chinese (cuz they didn't know any English) "no no you need to eat more" so she takes a spoon and spoons the largest fucking about of fish I've ever seen on top of my rice and there's more bones than there are chinks in China and so I spend around 20 minutes trying to pick out all these bones and eat the fish cuz I don't want to be rude and like I had this huge pile of Bones afterward sand it was horrible.

2017-11-14 17:26:39 UTC  

There's the fish story

2017-11-14 17:26:47 UTC  

It was way worse than I described

2017-11-14 17:26:56 UTC  

The bones were so fucking tiny

2017-11-14 17:27:15 UTC  

b-bu yao

2017-11-14 17:27:31 UTC  

gao le 😖

2017-11-14 17:27:33 UTC  

Yeah pretty much

2017-11-14 17:27:48 UTC  

I tried to tell them but they're like oh no you won't eat again till dinner

2017-11-14 17:27:58 UTC  

feehs bons

2017-11-14 17:28:07 UTC  

that wasnt fish story

2017-11-14 17:28:09 UTC  

twas bone story

2017-11-14 17:29:02 UTC  

I have a Sichuan chicken story too

2017-11-14 17:29:53 UTC  

do share

2017-11-14 17:34:13 UTC  

So the family I stayed with for a couple days in Chengdu invited their like cousins family iver and stuff or whatever so there was a bunch of us. And since I was visiting from America they wanted to treat me to Sichuan chicken. And so we go to this place and because it's China itd a little dirty and there's flies on the wall and stuff. And I'm like whatever cuz just extra protein. So they order for us and get the chicken and what not. And there's just this whole chicken (cooked) sitting under this counter there. No refridgeration or heating just been sitting there all day. And so the guy pulls it out and just chops the whole thing up and dumps it into a bowl and gives it to us and I'm like what. Maybe it's not too bad. So everyone's like oh oh try it and I'm like okay so the first piece I pull out is half of the head with the eyeball hanging out and I'm like well yolo so I try to bite it but I keep just getting bits of skull do I sneak it into the trash next to me and I'm too grossed out to eat anymore so I just ate ducks blood, intestines, and pickled carrots the rest of the meal and it was really awkward

2017-11-14 17:36:36 UTC  

I kinda wish I grew up somewhere else like a lot of you guys are from parts of Europe and you guys eat like normal food there. In America we just eat processed shit and get made fun of if you eat something different. I was eating ducks feet the other day and someone found out and freaked out at me telling me that its wrong and disgusting. I wish I grew up in a society where it's normal to eat different foods

2017-11-14 17:37:02 UTC  

i ate fried pig brain once

2017-11-14 17:37:13 UTC  

literally bacon desu

2017-11-14 17:38:53 UTC  

I ate some different things there like crab ovaries, intestines, chicken feet, and a fee things I'm not sure what they're called.

2017-11-14 17:39:11 UTC  

The only thing I see that I didn't like was pig ear. It was too grissly

2017-11-14 17:39:27 UTC  

When we were in Tibet we had really good rice steamed in corn husk. Very good

2017-11-14 17:40:02 UTC  

i think the weirdest thing i ever ate was those slimy sea things

2017-11-14 17:40:15 UTC  

the french dudes insisted that i ate some

2017-11-14 17:40:28 UTC  

pretty normie tier food

2017-11-14 17:46:21 UTC  

hey can i somehow search a webm by a dead 4chan link in an archive or something?

2017-11-14 17:48:29 UTC  

if lucky with just webm name

2017-11-14 17:48:36 UTC  

or the hashed number name

2017-11-14 17:48:43 UTC  

both might work if the archives are done right

2017-11-14 17:48:48 UTC  

or if you know post number

2017-11-14 17:49:38 UTC  

seems like i've been failing

2017-11-14 17:49:47 UTC  

brb tryharding

2017-11-14 17:49:57 UTC  

I'd be genuinely full because the chinks are always eating and so they'd think I didn't like the food and so they'd try to offer me "American food" like ice cream and coke and milk and stuff. It was kind of embarrassing but at least they tried.