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2017-11-13 18:56:21 UTC

he q u i c c

2017-11-13 18:56:36 UTC

fucking balls of steel

2017-11-13 18:57:01 UTC

wouldnt he had been actually safer in the cabin as those are indestructible

2017-11-13 18:57:11 UTC

with that mass

2017-11-13 18:57:12 UTC

i dont think

2017-11-13 18:57:17 UTC

harldy indestructible tbh

2017-11-13 18:57:23 UTC

but nothing fell on the cabin tho

2017-11-13 18:57:24 UTC

risk of back-weight hitting cabin is high

2017-11-13 18:57:36 UTC

he would not know that when making decision of "run or stay"

2017-11-13 18:57:45 UTC

fuck this shit I'd run

2017-11-13 18:57:51 UTC

I'd usain bolt that shit

2017-11-13 18:57:57 UTC

those things are fucking hard to come down in first place

2017-11-13 18:57:59 UTC

its miracle he made it

2017-11-13 18:58:18 UTC

how do you fuck up the counterweights tho

2017-11-13 18:58:33 UTC

130$ from a bankrupt company

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/379706621686841344/Screenshot_from_2017-11-13_19-55-18.png

2017-11-13 18:58:39 UTC

did some guy just say "yea that looks gud enuff"

2017-11-13 18:58:41 UTC

did I do good?

2017-11-13 18:59:10 UTC

@porco have more.. ? i could buy 1 or two

2017-11-13 18:59:23 UTC

are you scavenging pcs

2017-11-13 18:59:38 UTC

I can ask, they announced that they need to sell all hardware yesterday, today the whole offices were still full of old workstations

2017-11-13 19:00:14 UTC

Any old mechanical keyboards maybe?

2017-11-13 19:00:19 UTC

specialy old but powerfull quadro laptops

2017-11-13 19:00:24 UTC

ity will be bitch to ship to finland

2017-11-13 19:00:31 UTC

no they all use the standard Lenovo and HP keyboards / mouse

2017-11-13 19:00:38 UTC

got one anyway for free because I bought the computer

2017-11-13 19:00:38 UTC

but one of those would save me so much money and time

2017-11-13 19:00:51 UTC

They didn't have laptops at all tbh

2017-11-13 19:01:09 UTC

therer were a few old thinkpads (t400 etc) but they didn't want to sell them to me

2017-11-13 19:01:15 UTC

proper workstation as homeserver does wonders too

2017-11-13 19:01:29 UTC

i need more beefy firewallgarden

2017-11-13 19:01:29 UTC

yes pic above is going to be my home server now

2017-11-13 19:01:49 UTC

the xeon is soo fucking fast compared to my mobile i5

2017-11-13 19:26:05 UTC

<:pepewot:327934404234313739> MonkaS

2017-11-13 19:30:56 UTC

>this is why uk left eu

2017-11-13 19:31:07 UTC

So they could get porn license

2017-11-13 19:31:16 UTC

Rly makes u think

2017-11-13 19:32:03 UTC

@transience @Deleted User u better apply for license soon

2017-11-13 19:32:13 UTC

And to save all of those sweet, sweet billions for the healthcare system. ๐Ÿ‘

2017-11-13 19:32:18 UTC

I wonder if tripfag will get it

2017-11-13 19:32:21 UTC

yeah i was just investigating these criminals

2017-11-13 19:32:23 UTC

Since he is underage

2017-11-13 19:32:25 UTC

and their behaviour

2017-11-13 19:32:32 UTC

*cough* and sources *cough*

2017-11-13 19:33:25 UTC

yeah they wish at least

2017-11-13 19:33:31 UTC

due that shit aint gonna fly

2017-11-13 19:33:31 UTC

"mom can i borrow your credit card???"

2017-11-13 19:34:04 UTC

mobile phone companies already do it

2017-11-13 19:34:06 UTC

"tor users grow expotentialy during single night"

2017-11-13 19:34:17 UTC

you need to go in store with ID or use a credit card to see adult sites on 4G

2017-11-13 19:34:28 UTC

AHHAHAHAHA

2017-11-13 19:34:30 UTC

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

2017-11-13 19:34:32 UTC

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAsdhalskjghnadsaSFD

2017-11-13 19:34:37 UTC

FUCKING BUTTERCUPS

2017-11-13 19:34:39 UTC

LMAO

2017-11-13 19:34:45 UTC

i cant

2017-11-13 19:34:46 UTC

no

2017-11-13 19:34:49 UTC

fucking UK is going full autism

2017-11-13 19:34:54 UTC

t. had to unlock the adult sites for people for a living for a while

2017-11-13 19:35:05 UTC

You should have to call someone

2017-11-13 19:35:23 UTC

thanks god you fucks arent on EU lthat long anymore

2017-11-13 19:35:23 UTC

I thought it would just be a regular age gate

2017-11-13 19:35:24 UTC

Reguesting that comic where guy calls to wank for cuck porn

2017-11-13 19:35:28 UTC

like steam has, for example

2017-11-13 19:35:37 UTC

just take the year, scroll to 1900, done

2017-11-13 19:35:43 UTC

but it's gonna be ID based and shit? lmao

2017-11-13 19:35:43 UTC

nah

2017-11-13 19:35:44 UTC

"excuse me sir could u permit me 30minutes of cuck porn"

2017-11-13 19:35:48 UTC

you mean 1642

2017-11-13 19:35:52 UTC

you need credit card if you're not in store or on the phone

2017-11-13 19:35:52 UTC

"god bless the queen"

2017-11-13 19:36:00 UTC

inb4 they track if you watch face sitting porn and bust your doors if you do

2017-11-13 19:36:02 UTC

on the phone you can flip a switch if you fax in ID to the call centre.

2017-11-13 19:36:05 UTC

face sitting porn is still illegal, yes

2017-11-13 19:36:19 UTC

I had to do that at O2, part of my job was removing adult filters

2017-11-13 19:36:26 UTC

best scam ever

2017-11-13 19:36:27 UTC

poor britbongs will have to use reddit for porn now

2017-11-13 19:36:31 UTC

"porn booth for unlocks"

2017-11-13 19:36:31 UTC

man that had to be some entertainment

2017-11-13 19:36:39 UTC

yeah I have some stories kek

2017-11-13 19:36:43 UTC

the conversations you probably had with these people

2017-11-13 19:36:46 UTC

think I've told a few before

2017-11-13 19:36:46 UTC

I'm jealous

2017-11-13 19:36:47 UTC

and steall all the idents

2017-11-13 19:37:08 UTC

had a girl on before who opened the call with "LOOK, last night I was trying to watch PORN okay?!"

2017-11-13 19:37:20 UTC

My brother owns a tube and he already got a few travel bans because of some governments asking him to implement whatever filters

2017-11-13 19:37:21 UTC

very forward about it

2017-11-13 19:37:27 UTC

guess he won't be allowed to the UK now anymore either kek

2017-11-13 19:37:53 UTC

wait.. travelbans

2017-11-13 19:38:12 UTC

thank god UK has been in my NO-GO list for long long time

2017-11-13 19:38:15 UTC

well not entirely but he's afraid to be arrested in certain countries

2017-11-13 19:38:26 UTC

there is strict shitlist for UK products too

2017-11-13 19:38:26 UTC

UK is going to be 1984 before too long. >no spoons

2017-11-13 19:39:12 UTC

Scotland has it a little better

2017-11-13 19:39:16 UTC

or i could just start selling pre-configured raspberry pis with ELEC on them for porn

2017-11-13 19:39:17 UTC

he owns a website that indexes porn videos from various sites and then provides a search over it, and sometimes he gets mail from various government organizations of various countries, that ask him to implement filters, remove certain content etc

2017-11-13 19:39:31 UTC

not full on 1984 like England is yet

2017-11-13 19:40:07 UTC

@porco hahaha i know those emails we had to "comply" for logged in users on streaming site

2017-11-13 19:40:44 UTC

well yes but he never complies with those as long as the content is legal in Germany, which is where the servers are

2017-11-13 19:40:45 UTC

solution "inform" people about the filters when they choose their nationality "warning: if you choose this country we cant show you X and Y so please choose different country and enjoy full product"

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