and the tables covered in strongbow?

was it all a hoax? did you pay them off with /eth/?

I drink rum and guinness like old man now <:thenk:329322130804047872>

which arguably isn't any better

I haven't been on r9k since uni monies came in <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

Please help @JHWH and I convince @fedora to stop living with mum and dad at 20

He drinks energy drinks daily as religiously as I drank my strongbows

He's losing it

Dont bring Dirk into this

you're avoiding the problem at hand, friendo

everyone knows that dad still has to bring your jeans into your room for you

you even said so yourself

now please help us to help you

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

Crii

`bring your jeans into your room` what is that supposed to mean

@Ankka meetup??????????

@Ankka please go to helsinki or wherever he lives and sort him out

I had flash on <:kms:311186900385923076>

truly a sad state of affairs here <:hms:311152554618912768>

does he ever say "hemmo! did you make a new friend in china!!???" whenever a new chink shit package arrives <:thenk:329322130804047872>

Yes 😭😭😭

chinks really don't trust chinks

my parents were warning me about getting chinked the entire time

@Ankka please help our friend make something productive out of his life

@fedora you need to go back to the cold warehouse

Meeeeeetup????????????

yes meetup please

@fedora who told you to get out of bed today?

Hmmmphh <:apustaja:242976820679409664>

Come to metropolia

Im at gym

Ah

And have no idea where it is

In Myyrmanni?

T b h

Oh

Hmmmph

<:apustaja:242976820679409664>

There's another gym almost opposite of the school

Fressi

Oh yea

Its there

<:apustaja:242976820679409664>

Im at myyrmanni

@Ankka go to myrmmani gym and wait for the most autistic looking lanklet

<:smail:369908663416127499>

this

tbqh

fedora has been going to gym for a year yet he is still skinnyfat lankl;et

we think it's because mum doesn't feed him a proper diet

😭

it didn't have to be like this <:thonk:288060975775612929>

@Ankka come to fitness24seven im guy who giggles all the time at these messages

which, in english, is the nerdy guy who looks like he's having a panic attack

might scare you at first but all gym goers are used to it and are fairly accomodating to this condition

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

working out isnt the way to a good social life

buying more chinkshit is

this

I was A3/platinum and now I go to pub with stacies

@fedora what's your ali rank

tfw a1 fag

Lol pleb

Im a3

how many points from diamond

Idk

Me and @Ankka are 500m from each other

/csg/ meetup has never been this close

<:smail:369908663416127499>

tripfag and I were in the same region and almost the same city

then an act of god happened 😭

first csg meetup was so close

When are you finished at the gym

I'm eating at the school atm

meetup hype 👏 👏 👏

Like at 1.5h

Less if i shower quick

I guess around hour if im quick

do you shower for 30 minutes at the gym?

No

Like 15min

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

If im quick

I can do this in hour

Hemmo why are you being like this

https://www.amazon.com/Savaged-Systemd-Erotic-Unix-Encounter-ebook/dp/B075DYXZW1

@transience sad

Around 10min and i go to shower

@Ankka if you are still around

I'm home

So sad

I live like 5min from Myyrmanni

Oh

this meet-up is never going to happen

😭

Isnt that next to luna

LUNA MEETUP WHEN?????

Nvm