Lol no

<:alismirk:230784726615588865> Thats a bad thing?

I commented on her 2500 images and she got pissed off af ROFL

<:alithink:327930371796893698>

Ofc

I would too

are they 2500 pics of herself

or of lots of siht

Kind of

>2500 pics on a dating site
That is some american psycho shit

It's her tinder and Instagram linked

Gram had 2500 pics

I was like "lol why the fick are you mad"?

True PUA

And smshe went "YOU ARE TRYING TO SAY WHAT I CAN'T AND WHAT I CAN DO"

then I said "lol no, chill out"

Awful you are, well, awful at talking to girls

^

This story got really boring

And now we're chatting normally and she isn't pissed anymore

Lfmao

now just make script what will print starwars starting text to her instagram

word per picture

call her a thot starved of attention

that'll do it

ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS

She's qt tho

Middle Eastern

dont stick ur dick in crazy

She has a dick?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5BvGWptKzE

Arabs girls are like unknown bands live that you love

Nobody even wants to give them a try, so entry fees are cheap and you're the only one there

and one day they might blow up and get a lot of attention

My sides

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

matt had a decent joke for once

Havent laughed out loud to this chat so far

ty ty

How did you hurt your back?

try sucking your own divk?

Being fat

shovelling 18 inches of snow for 2.5 hours

I was helping people get their cars unstuck

Tfw hazy after one drink

I really dont drink enough these days

Some chinese dude was extremely unhelpful about getting his own car unstuck. He kept spinning his tires and digging himself in deeper

if he wasn't a neighbor I would've told him to fuck off and have fun walking home

Shrimp how are you such a lightweight

because he's literally a lightweight

like XFCE?

Ye true

I lost weight

I'm 66

Uh no

Unity is so, so lightweight

XFCE is bloat

66stone is a lot shrimp

66 KG

Silly

because he conditioned himself to get tipsy easily so the old men taking advantage of him doesnt hurt

^^

😢

<:umaru:232470184445607937>

Another wine

Then I'll stop

@BIRDzone WHERE ARE YOU

I NEED ATTENTION

👋 👋 👋

👋

Hi I didn't see you there

How's your stomach

better! ty

take your dick out of it first <:thenk:329322130804047872>

@Shrimpf

@Shrimpf drink the whole bottle

DONT PUSH ME

@BIRDzone I really hope the diet works for you

It really made a difference for me

👌 I'm sure it will

Are you on probiotics?

They're a bit expensive but they make a difference for me

@BIRDzone

TAL TO ME

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

aaaaa

yea I am

GIVE
ME
ATTENTION

I take probiotics along my pills

🤗

What kind?

👋 👋 👋

VSL3?

hold on let me check

ya

also something with uh

Butyric acid

Does that work?

Shrimp drink more

yeah if i'm taking em