I'll write in Patrick Little.

It's Rubio! - Donald Trump

@zakattack04 Why did you change your name and pic mate?

@R E P T I L E because birds are cool

And it's our school's mascot

Because birds are his next fetish

That I'm graduating from

And the name is a meme

Gross @GermanEastAfrica

Why are you North Carolinians so fucked?

Oh, so you're into birds now. I see. so I guess that would make you Feathery or eh....a....Birdy? IDFK

Nah, I just think birds are cool and it's our school's mascot, the red tailed hawk.

Predatory birds to be specific

Like Falcons

Zak is a predator confirmed

*sigh*

you just always gotta give me a hard time huh Reptile?

Did you even get a Tegu yet?

Yep, and the answer is no. Can't afford to feed a 10 pound lizard ground fucking turkey everyday

What are you even doing bro...

You mean you don't want to go broke having a badass giant lizard?

Ground turkey lmao

I'm keeping that

Hi keeping that, I'm Dad!

Have you ever tried being broke. it fucking sucks. I'd like to actually have a house.
And yeah, they eat ground turkey. shit be expensive. and not to mention the damned thing costs $350 right of the bat

Furthermore setup and the electricity upkeep xD

What about a water monitor?

One of them needs UVB light but I dunno

Same story. but even more expensive. not to mention they're assholes. Them niggas be bitey

Not if you raise them from as a baby!

But yeah

They're can be bitchy

Snakes are pretty low maintenance right?

Depends on which one. had a garter snake. he didn't do much, but for the most part yes. low maintenance, but still really pricey

Brb

[Insert Joke about the fact that I had a bunch of reptiles as proof I'm a scalie here]

lol rofl lamo

XDDDDDDD FUG

Got him

What about skinks?

I was thinking for my first one I'd get a blue tongued skink x3

Wasn't really interested in a bearded dragon

I'm assuming you want something big enough to put your dick in?

for degenerate purposes I assume

Oh come on...

You guys are messed up

you got sick of the dragon fleshlight and now you want something live

oh I get it

I don't even have one of those

waaaaay to expensive

probably used

Can you let me out of here now

Gross no

I don't want an STD

24 hours

@zakattack04 Blue tongues are pretty easy. good starter I'd say. Just google it

well you may be a bug chaser

^^

@R E P T I L E I've been watching a lot of videos, makes sense.

among your other proclivities

Bug chaser ?

yeah

ya want to spread the furry aids to everyone

Someone who purposely looks to get STDs

a "Bug Chaser"

I don't want an STD guys lol

That makes no sense

well neither do your interests

but you still have them

It makes se🅱nse

If you knew the back story

yeah you got an erection watching HTTYD and then you got a thirst you kept trying to quench

with fanart

Gross no

I told you no

HTTYD is seperate

you told us no on a lot of stuff

Well I have no reason to lie now

There's no incentive

Before I had to too keep the meme going

you certainly have reason to lie

we blew over most of your cover but you still hide more

FLanon XD

You're trying SO HARD to make this into something it wasn't

That's what you said when you denied being a furry

But detective FLanon is on the case

You literally found nothing anyway

Pretty bad detective

I found your furry discord server

I got the bloody knife with your fingerprints on it and RS found the murder video tape

RS found my FA account, Nuke was the only one to pick up the furry noises that I did forever and no one picked Ip

Lex made the connection too

We all did

You were pretty unproductive in the actual discovering of my ruse

As someone who was keeping the meme going, you were the least of my worries xD

Really, what was the paw discord server about then

You're conjuring up this narrative that you were stringing us along

As an excuse for your sloppiness

I was. Everything I did was a joke.