being gay is not being clean

Are you sure the waters not zyklon B

<:ss:292376500714340352> <:ss:292376500714340352>:

I'm being steamed right now fam

The shower even has its own chair

I just remodeled it so that's why my shower has chair

hi

man I need to take a shit

A chair in the shower

hey

it's a special shower

How fat are you

for special people

would it be okay if I posted a meme picture I just shopped?

STOP. THE. FAGS.

GUYS I NEED TO TAKE A SHIT

@Extra Crispy

the pressure is rising brother

is that man...

a shitter, too?

@Extra Crispy when you're on the toilet that's shit posting

im not on the toilet though

im on my computer

Shitting on your computer?

Yeah but you said you gotta poop?

watching this go down

I do have to poop

but im too lazy to get up

I dont wanna get up daddy no

@Extra Crispy yes if you post while on shitter then it's shit posting

Fat man ready to drop

Right now I'm soap butt posting

im not shitting though

LINE FORMATION!

why is your soap in your butt

oh shit someone just went into the bathroom

time to wait a bit longer

optimal line formation

damnit fucking timing

https://imgoat.com/uploads/51ce410c12/12838.jpg

A nice axe breeze is cleaning my ass crack

Im shaking from the need to shit yo

home fry home slice home dog home dick

slice my dick into pieces this is my last resort

gayt

gay

y dat elektrig beel so high sun

Ah fuck I got shampoo in my eyes for a sec.

@Statist Tear Receptacle THESE REDPILLS ARE TOO BIG TO HANDLE

I blame you guys

'I shat too hard I had to turn the electric engine on'

'Oh boy son sorry to hear that'

the shit was too intense

TOXOPLASMA GONDII

1st line should alwas throuw bricks, not at the antifa in the back, but the ones in the front. This serves two purposes: firstly, it will disrupt their charge, and secondly, it will take out the bravest antifa(if there exists such a thing) in the group, the frontline ones.

YOU FUCKING QUEERS

GOOGLE IT

Fuck my life

TOXOXOXOXPLAOSMAGIGANDI

I wanna smell cat piss

Hate my shitty car

sniff that pussy piss

I gotta dry be right back.

TAKE A QUICK PEAK INTO THAT BOOK

what the fuck are you guys talking about

rampant shitposting

hey crispy im not allowed in public chat for no reason

I gotta shit, and since there's only one bathroom open at any point in time in my house, I have to wait until the parade of retards entering and exiting ends

@The Chechen Slayer http://www.news.com.au/world/europe/at-least-100-gay-men-have-been-rounded-up-and-thrown-in-concentration-camps-in-chechnya/news-story/89553c2517a227ff20c57bef35cd78b3

Maybe they're not all bad

too hardcore for you lol

@Statist Tear Receptacle tell them about toxoplasmosis

Idk that much I just know the basics

teach them the ways of killing hte gays

>toxoplasmosis

It's toxoplasma gondii

>muh cat poopie

I care not waste my time on these open homosexuals

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XNaNckHBNA

I like Chechnya now lol

same

Its

Isn't Chechnya Muslim though

lemme check

Kenpixel mini regular

althoug i usually handwrite it

A V G V S T V S C A E S A R

yeah sure

wait whats that

SPQR

high VoLtAgE

yeah ok

invite me to it then

^

and yeah, sure, share it, its for fighting commies

I thought vangard died?

LESBIAN SLUT INCEST HOOKERS

I CAN FEEL IT COMING IN THE AIR TONIGHT

OH BOOOY

I gotta poop still

Ok

I hated dealing with lesbians at work

Lesbians Too, 'Cause They Eat Their Own Poo, They Put Urine In A Pot And They Make Their Own Stew. I Bet You're Gonna Throw Up When You See What Gays Do, They Drink Their Diarrhea In The Back Of J. Crew, It's True. Oh Shoot This Song's So Stupid (Fuck Jews!) Dammit Hitler (What?) What Did He Do, What Did He Do? A Boo-Boo, Kajuju In Hebrew, And Make Me Wanna Shoot, Shoo, Shoo. With Teagen & Sarah, Ladies Out There, Did You Look In The Mirror When You Cut All Your Hair Off, You're Just A Pair Of Lesbian, Slut, Incest Hookers! Suck Your Sisters Dick While She's Eating Your Boogers. Smash Guts In The Knee With A Machine Gun, Shooting Down Gays While Watching Glee Re-runs. And Macklemore I'm Coming For You, It's Okay, When I Was In Third Grade I Thought I Was Straight Too

best verse lol

i just rapped that whole thing in my mind

@Crusading lol

WHY ARENT YOU PANICING? ITS FUCKING HAPPENING

What now

GRILS SAID KOREA HAPPENING

Why arent you in your Fallout Shelters!

Another "happening"

Okey

MATE, WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE

The US is no more

MEMES

REEE

IT HAS BEEN DONE

i have pooped

congrats

tfw you will never own or run your own mile deep fallout shelter

why even live

Hot damn, Styx on Molyneux. Truly the world has given birth to miraculous things

styx is a weird motherfucker

He is but I like him. All 10.2 inches.

I dont need a reminder

200% hung

200% gay

toasted

Needs a better mic, tho.

>liking dick

conniptions.gives

Styx is a big guy

4u

wow that was fast

https://twitter.com/polNewsNet/status/855094912190218240 want this to be true

>the hacker 4cham

420 blaaaaaaaaaaze it

Hitler's birthday is more important

Prove me wrong

Pot is degenerate

420 blaze the ovens

pot is still relavant

hiler is ded so who cares

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HITLER!

blazingar!

ono hwats happebning

yfw the korea happen and not be as big as you think

Is it worth even happening anymore?

Murdoch

Happy Führerday!

HOLY SHIT

@murdoc happy

>when today is Hitler's birthday and a customer's total is 1488

not a coincidence

MONEY FOR HITLERRRRRRR

Mein Fuhrer watches from above

hitler was looking down and smiling

PHYSICAL REMOVAL

I can just imagine the smirk on your fuckin face after you have to say "thatll be 14 88"

https://twitter.com/TrueFactsStated/status/855110244040667136

https://twitter.com/johnpodesta/status/854748287768854533

"Gas or credit? Er.. Cash, I mean."

lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-lvyYiRsCo

TILLYKKE MED DAGEN - VESTENS SPIRITUELLE LEDER!

>a book about open relationships

*A literal cuckold*

*The* book about open relationships.

*THE*

Holy shit african warfare

Im dying rn

IT MAKES THE GUNS SHOOT HARDER

In rap videos featuring dracos you'll also see the sights flipped all the way up on their springs

Not even set to highest, literally just vertical

lmao
that's niggers fer yeh

@Pence Bot Is a faggot loving dick shocking gay lord that can eat the live out of my benis and fuck my ass. Not to mention his chosen hair cut. Fuck me I love him. He's so gay. :^)

https://lichess.org/3csGAeM4 do you niggas play chess?

Aww look at that smile

I is in class

@MiNiALiVE watch this I'm gonna join then leave

lul

I'm stupid as fuck.

did you mean to go e4?

I left already

But

oh lol

DM me

We can play later p

I like chess

Why doesn't anyone have Glock 32s in stock

aight

I want a 357 sig damnit

@MiNiALiVE nice pic by the way fam

thanks m8

u2

Statue pics best pics

is it a stoic thing

Edgy incoming

ITS OUR HERITAGE

:^)

I HAVE CULTURE

That's what a fedora tipper would say fam

_tips his fedora._

http://25.media.tumblr.com/4d62732945cdddad2efd4ef47e8b2df2/tumblr_mjif1fnT0E1rpmo4ho2_500.gif

What is he gonna say today lads?

Will Pasta Drip from pockets?

Is that melenchon

Prime Minister Gentiloni

O

Spaghetti meister

Yeha

>Yfw Trump and Him will have pasta for dinner

PARIS

@I'mGoingBerserk

PARIS HAPPENING

SHOOTING

ONE OFFICER DEAD

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-39662315

>so-called Islamic State.

>so-called

HMM

rely makes me thonk

mfw leftist propaganda

Where?

>tfw you live in a state where Antifa regularly show up to protests armed

>Tfw you live in a state to get nuked last, no drama, miss all the fucking action, perfect for INNAWOODS, no Antifa for miles away, mo major cities, only inhabed by old people and birds

>no major cities

heh

pleb

More like comfy

meh I live innnacity

@Andy At least you don't have to worry about getting shot by commies