Because I worked as a delivery driver for a few years.

@Haupstürmfuhrer Pepe it wasnt in leu of tip also got three bux

i shoulda said that too

*Ahem* I am Christian

and I usually tip whatever is remaining between the price and the nearest ten multiple, minimum of 5 bucks

I go for dollar

jew

:^)

can anyone around help me fix an issue with my mic

I can see America be slpit in two

ALEX STOP LIVESTREAMING OFF AIR! THIS IS THE 3RD TIME! REEEEE

wouldnt be the first time

Not anticom but I loved seeing vets working with cops to fight them
https://youtu.be/J5FuXrI8lXU

That feeling when you're Alex Jones, that you have to stop streaming baceause of time, but keep streaming after, but can't bbecause YT is a bitch.

Good aftermorning.

m8

@everyone My friend @drinkbleach is looking to get vetted, if/when any interrogator's are on please send help ❤

@everyone is a faggot.

http://i.imgur.com/2p2zImx.jpg

Zapped

p!zap @everyone

"REPENT @nabutso!" *BZZT*

@nabutso *was shocked with 70J, leaving himin cardiac arrest, but freshly cured!*

p!zap @everyone

"REPENT @Haupstürmfuhrer Pepe!" *BZZT*

@Haupstürmfuhrer Pepe *was shocked with 2J, leaving him a complete fucking faggot, ready to suck the next dick. He is completely unscathed!*

y tho

rekt

p!zap @everyone

"REPENT @shitposting!" *BZZT*

@shitposting *was shocked with 71J, leaving himin cardiac arrest, but freshly cured!*

p!zap

http://i.imgur.com/DlYSXko.jpg

"REPENT @John - AZ!" *BZZT*

@John - AZ *was shocked with 93J, he couldn't handle it! PENCE WENT TOO FAR, HE BECAME A MUSLIM!*

Zap my gay ass

p!zap

"REPENT @nils!" *BZZT*

@nils *was shocked with 58J, leaving himin cardiac arrest, but freshly cured!*

Mfw getting feeling of Antifa tomarrow

Worry not

picked up a facemask today
looks similar but not quite as sexy I dont think

The tone of prophecy is soon at hand

Time*

Why does no one join voice any more?

Cant shitpost 24/7

Am I fucking insane, or is Coloradoisfull gone?

@DeusVolt

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/184261872378314752/292436115439222785/K9DS1p6wluX914h4NY5zVqL2qmapzSCFts8jHMGER4M.png

Huh, he doesn't show up in members for me

members only shows online

Ooohhh

That's somewhat inconvenient. I needed to send him a FR

When you're a army fag and you see all of these kids RPing as fake soilders

http://i.imgur.com/NtAgJQM.jpg

When you're a poorfag Moist Nugget shooter and you'll never be like hickok

I might use pencebot to record anticom user stats
no one in specific but stuff like Channel posts per day average, Online users average, online users peak/trough, total users, etc
let it collect for a month then publish the last month's average with p!get_stats

Do it

http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1489793514250m.jpg

@Andy Does Nat Guard count as Army? ;-;

No

Not even Chair Force either

kek

OKAY WHO IS CHAIR FORCE?

They're their own thing

Nat Guard is army tho

Yeha but they dont get shit like Army

They have the same equipment faggot\

http://i.imgur.com/2p2zImx.jpg

true, but it works slightly differently

The NatGuard has howitzers, tanks, etc

Yeha but do they get more fredom? And more choices?

Also better pay

They get to beat up niggers

it's reserve rather than active duty, although they can switch over

Plus, who is in the Air Force?

Nat guard is a part time job with the same benefits excluding pay kek

Yeah but you can be at a job and niggers will riot and more and more

So it gets more ingoring

>Not wanting to fight nigger hordes
What are you gay?

>tfw no Tinder matches within 50 miles

What did I do wrong

>tinder

kek

Suggestion for a better alternative?

>Tinder

I'll be your tinder match 😉

NO

no homo

http://i.imgur.com/0xy0Tk4.gifv

PENCE GAYS

FAGS

HOMOS

CYKA

🇷🇺

@Andy The airforce is the most pozzed, something like 75% are bernouts

And the rest is doing nothing

@Haupstürmfuhrer Pepe bumble

>tfw mother got a call from Air Force recruiter after I took ASVAB

fun times

You decide to join or nah?

I took the ASVAB Monday Night and was going through MEPS the next night for the National Guard

So the whole day her phone was getting blown up by recruiters from the marines and chair force

Going to Fort Jackson over the summer so that's fun

@gabe_brouse >Women have to chat first

I like this already

^

Has scotland seceded yet?

heh, no idea

When you hear the bagpipes in the distance you'll know

I know now that brexit has happened it is very possible

@JimmyBobs what was your score?

92

damn, beat me

90

I have the contract if you want exact scores on things but meh

127 was my highest though on GT

kek, I'll take your word for it

lmfao mine was 136, but only for the navy

I don't know shit about mechanics though so my MM was 11

highest for marine core was 126 kek

Damn nice

electronics and sheeeit

Score for what?

ASVAB

asvab

That test tho

pretty much any score of 90 or above means you can choose any job you want in the military in your branch

What is that?

every recruit has to take it

ACT but for military

^

No calculators

Like shit man I had questions I just learned a few weeks ago in class and I'm in advanced classes

aye, but the math wasn't that hard tbh

kek

True

1 👳 + 1 ✈ = 🔥

kek

Didn't have a clue about mechanic shit though so I hope it never asks me about tools again D:

...

kek

somehow I scored a 105 on that shit despite not knowing what the fuck it was about

Noice, only things I knew about tools is stuff for guns cause /k/ is love and shit

studying latin and greek growing up didn't hurt I guess. Yeah I don't know shit about funs

yet

Well fun shit about the Nat guard, two days a week for drills then two weeks during summer for annual training

Get to shoot and shit all the time

Though I'll be different till I go to basic

same

actually

the guy from the marine core that was with me is already got that annoying "we iz better than the other branches". Everyone in the military does their own specialty, no need to knock anyone else

thankfully that guy ain't the friend I'm signing up with

You're joining the Marines?

yeeeee

More power to you but shit m8 I couldn't do that. Too strict imo

Like you can't even go out in uniform

So say you wanna go home but stop by at the store to grab milk, you cant

my dad used to make me call him and my mom "Sir" and "ma'am" when he'd get pissed at me, so I'm used to it.

kek

kek

kek

_kek_

>inbf verm with a sarcastic remark

Don't know how autistic is sounds though I just wanted a taste of the military life but still keep my civi life

@gabe_brouse Were you a slave?

kek naw

just brought up in a pretty strict household

I want to choke the kids of our days badly

They are showing disrepct to the army

that image along with the misspelling made me kek

Yeah lol

I did it on purpose

gotcha

Like it really grinds my gears

same, but the newest gen is the most conservative we've had in decades if that's any consolation

And they wear that uniform.

Without reason

Yeah, it does trigger me.

The kids these days do not have the enough discpline

aye

ayyy windmill jew

How are you?

kek

pretty great

>tfw no geert

y'all gained a ton of support no?

Aye, that's what I heard.

Everyone hold up on Geert, will these kids die off when the CW happens?

Yea, he did. /pol/ basically calls us cuck tier, but we got the PVV 33 Seats, and the FvD 2 Seats.

The fire rises

yee, well he is an admitted zionist so of course /pol/ ain't happy tbf

With them in, they'll have to at least sorta appeal to more conservative (especially anti-euro) measures. And if they don't, /our guys/ will rise and rule in four years.

yee

@gabe_brouse Read the PVV manifesto sometime, it's fascist as hell

I'll check it out

The PVV is controlled opposition, but it acts as a nice distractor from the real threat to the globalist left wing.

Also I found the Communist manifesto today

The FvD.

In my libary

School library?

I acutally said, "Where is Mein Kampf if you have this?" And yes

kek, burn it

Did they give you Mein Kampf?

Ask them for the Anarchist Cookbook next time around.

No they dont have it

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Should buy them a copy

FUCKING KIKED LIBRARIES

I KNOW RIGHT?

waste of money

they'll just throw it away

It old as hell

:^(

1970's

Mark Angles edtion

damn, right around yuri's time then

That's really how I'm feeling.

glad to hear it

I want Mein Kampf.

It's unblanced there

Unabridged mein kampf

https://www.amazon.com/Mein-Kampf-Unabridged-Stupidity-Cowardice/dp/1682040216%3FSubscriptionId%3DAKIAILSHYYTFIVPWUY6Q%26tag%3Dduckduckgo-iphone-20%26linkCode%3Dxm2%26camp%3D2025%26creative%3D165953%26creativeASIN%3D1682040216

You know, you can get a flamethrower and SS uniform rather easily for about 2 grand in total.

Also

12$

>amazon

fuck that

They have books

>20 hour Audio of YT of Mein Kamopf

I can get you a copy if you want

4free

pepe go toVA, I will desibe it more

One sec

Np, my mic is off rn

>no route

godfucking dammit

OY VEY

fucking permissions again

@Andy I have sympathy for you.

oy vey