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Wear a big shark tooth as a pendant. Slice a throat, then throw away the tooth. No evidence, no conviction.
>Wear big shark tooth
>Trip over your own spaghetti
>Impale own neck
@D3VNT
Mate, if I die via shark tooth I'll be happy.
Man, I once was a fucking chad like that
Well, you'd wear it below neck level. Mid or upper chest.
Why not make a shark tooth bracelet?
Hey, there we go.
Also shark teeth are serated, hard to cut a neck with.
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Swiss army knife would be better honestly... Except you can't take them into anywhere.
"It was an accident, your honor. He grabbed by wrist, I pulled away, his arm got shredded."
Metal or plastic shark tooth bracelet because real shark teeth are not environmentally friendly.
@Tee CA There's gotta be at least one shark that needs to be culled...
Do you have a mic Chancellor?
No.
fuck
I wanted to see if you were a Bogan or not T^T
Nah, I have a flat Australian accent with some brit and Irish poping up occasionally.
City kid.
@Chancellor USA thots won't know the difference
Honestly, bogan accents are worse than Anglo or American australian accents.
it's cold right now
Looking up bogan accents now
have an ice scraper
even less "offensive" looking than a shark tooth
"Just the ticket for those frosty mornings.
Made of black fiber-filled plastic. Hold it by inserting your middle finger in the hole with the rounded end in palm and make a fist."
8-9
7-8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUfTaey7NGk
This is Australian culture in it's purest form.
The Germanic ones are Bogans, Mediterranean are wogs.
Australian as fuck
7-8.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOXQ-xpi6tk
Also this.
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Listening to Bogans is fun
They're fucking amazing.
Insane, constant spouting bullshit, I sweat they have no filter.
Man, that mum is fucking retarded.
Lost it when the the sk8 board went into the water.
Always more available!
Australian culture, it's uhhh... there I guess.
Might as well save up to visit irl.
Seems pretty fun
@Tee CA It's good, avoid Melbourne unless you find Los angeles to be too right wing for your taste.
Fuck that. The only place that is worse than LA is San Francisco.
What about Detroit though?
CA is fucked in general but those areas are awful.
@Tee CA It has an unironic gay nationalist movement.
The actually fully communist party holds not irregular meetings.
They have massive gatherings where they publicly burn the flag.
Also, I suppose that's right.
They refer to our national holiday as "Invasion day"
Honestly, flagburning should be considered a minor criminal offense.
And I'm not even American.
Not "gay nationalists" gay seperatism.
They want gay people to secede and start their own nation of gays.
They want a rainbow flag melbourne autonamous socialist republic.
This is a real thing.
Tell them they can have San Francisco.
@Chancellor Tfw common filth was right.
It's the cultural equivalent of a nuclear fallout zone.
It's going to be bad no matter where you go. It just depends on how the culture deals with it.
Muzzies throw them off roofs
Australia is rather culturally vacuous at anything above very low culture.
We have goon bags, skatepark fights, stupid jokes and... everything else is borrowed.
We say it's bigotry to not accept it
Except for the "racist" stuff.
EUREKA REBELLION!
Tfw the most culturally diverse states are also the most racist
It's from that time we tried to leave the british empire because the british chinese people in.
After destroying the rebellion they proceeded to ban chinese immigration australia wide.
Which eventually became the white australia policy after federation.
Which was thrown out in the late sixties.
AUS history incoming. Please continue, I know very little when it comes to your county.
Seriously
Alright, I'll give you the rundown from the top? @Tee CA
Go for it, I'm about to cook something for dinner
So after the Americans declared independence, the UK was poor as fuck, weak as fuck and scared as fuck, and banned from starting conquering any new places which had "A people living as a nation" in them.
Meanwhile CAPTAIN COOK a navigator who had shown great skill in the seven years war (UK and France fought over who should own Quebec basically) had shown and interest in mapping out the southern hemisphere.
Mostly to get a good view of a solar eclipse so he could map out the true circumference of the earth. (He has also known for being poor with social stuff and incapable of keeping secrets, quite possibly autism).
And the british saw this as an opportunity:
Let him map out the "Unknown continent" south of indonesia that they knew about but never bothered to check on, get some information on the nature of the earth and perhaps gain a new colony in the process.
Now this was all fine and dandy more or less, cook found australia, sailed into cook's landing and sydney harbor, Banks his biologist found a buncha stuff and they revisited a few times.
There was one issue:
The british couldn't colonize anywhere "inhabited", and there was a population living here.
The australian aboriginals, usually seen today begging outside a petrol station.
Cook declared "Terra Nullius" that Australia was uninhabited and listed the Australian aboriginals as "Native Fauna", legally and biologically animals.
And then colonization started with the convict fleets.
Britains economy was fucked, fucked economy produces crime, crime means overflowing prisons.
So they sent all the criminals to australia.
There were a few runaways, except the continent is basically uninhabitable so they either returned or died quicksmart.
@Chancellor So what you're saying is that we need to send our convicts to the middle east to colonize it
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c0/Australian_states_history_07.gif
Early state borders arose, each semi independent colonies, and with their own immigration, trade and governors (This included new zealand at the time).
Yes, but you also have to declare the arabs non human and hand out hunting permits to kill them as pests.
@Chancellor Already done in the US. 9/11 never forget brah
Bringing us to the next part:
Near complete extermination of the australian aboriginals.
They were "vermin and pests" in our property, hunting permits were given, they were slaughtered and broken. Australia was the white man's land.
Over time the states moved towards federation (Except new zealand the sheep fucking communists they are) and on January the first 1900 Australia was born! To a rousing "Okay, that's cool i guess" from the international community.
Also there's bush rangers, that doesn't lead into much but it's super important culturally.
http://ichef-1.bbci.co.uk/news/624/media/images/65367000/jpg/_65367942_kelly_comp464.jpg
This cunt, ned kelly went around in a full armoured bullet proof suit robbing stage coaches.
Also was known to save lives, a folk hero akin to American cowboys.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwvazMc5EfE
And this was the "Unofficial australian anthem" declined for not being official enough in favour of...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8tswkr25A0
This shit they made me sing every day in primary school.
Over time things began to change.
The gold rush occured when gold was found, Eureka grow into a thriving gold mining town and immigrants european and... otherwise flooded to our beautiful shores.
Sydney was, for a time the largest city in the southern hemisphere.
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