his internet is the worst i ever seen

i had faster speeds when i had 56k

smoke signals lmfao

I had faster speed when internet wasn't even a thing yet here

ok back

we used "minitel"

I know Chaos

im towelie how may i help you?

my speciality is functional programming

that and a bit of ansi C on unix

i know whos the real towlie

we had a good talk about programming

so i know whos who

yeah

im so far

kirks only algorythm he ever executed is baking frozen pizza

getting there with making variables and putting data into them

ill kill you

* Burning frozen pizza

lol

what time is it in france

shut up roo

cool pnKed 😃

11:36

It's okay, I like burnt pizza. 😉

hour ahead of GMT then

go send out the pigeons its time to download something

use the pony express

haha

no but seriously, morse telegraph might go faster than his satelite

hahahahha

you should use that to order your burnt pizza

will go faster

maybe kirk will deliver em 😃

"one extra crispy regina"

and chaos, we practially don't teach them theory, they have to come up with that, internet has tons of free resources

excuse me

you dont know me

You could try sending Chaos one of your lesson things like you sent me.

basically, yes

ask your mom

she loves my cooking

we just do some videos for new concept of programming

they have to come up with the theory themselves

oh right, do you know OCamL chaos ?

haskell maybe ?

cant*

fuck

afk

did you try any functional programming ?

okay well, will send you one basic assignement that I did

hope you'll enjoy the foreword

oh right, C 😃

we get them started with that

yeah it's easy and straight forward

and it focus a lot on memory management

it's cool

basically, the 1st year, all they do is C

yeah ^^"

they get that on their second week in my school

i need a

counter app

like i press f9

and it goes up by one

to keep track of farming runs

like a loop ?

well i press the button and itll go up by one so ye i gues

https://autohotkey.com/docs/commands/Loop.htm @pnKed

oh

you just need to increment your variable on keypress

ye

so

dunno a good way in AHK

keywait

you'll have to look it up

and then a varaible

when key presss ++

should be easy

well the school is free tuition @Chaos

i added up i need to do 130 hellbound runs to max fuel

so we start with a huge exam for qualification

4 weeks

they learn the basic of C in 4 weeks

is C

hard?

we take the top 800 on 4000 participant

C++ was hard just the definitions it usess

i didnt get what any meant

C++ is a layer above C sorta

you would understand C++ better with some basis in C

its just im doing AHK to move up to C or C#

was planned but when i understood autohotkey and terms like expression etc i got excited and decided to try to learn a language again

*wasnt

well, we don't go in depth, we don't teach them anything basically

each day for 4 weeks, they got to see new things

like, the 1st day is basic function creation and control stucture like loops and if

but they get the basic idea

2nd day variable and pointer

3rd day, memory allocation

etc

function creation first day?

even passing on paramaters?

well, in 2 weeks, they end up using linked list and binary trees

so yeah, 😄

which is why AHK v2 is out, no ( ) or ,

cleaning up the syntax errors

passing parameters to a function is the base pnKed ^^"

yeah

linked list is easy

idk how i think ill get ahk v2 for clearing look

but i need to learn variables first

prob is i aint

binary tree not so much for a lot of students

then should be easy

we accept anybody, school drop out, master degree, etc

anybody between 18 to 30

some have some knowledge in CS

some not at all

it's based on P2P education

if you finished highschool, you qualify 😃

the rythme is quite hard though, the 4w of qualifications it's 9am to midnight, every single fuckin day

we test motivation this way at the same time

well, the thing is, you search for berkley courses, you can find them on the web

MIT too

why reinvent the wheel and find really good teacher

when there's already great resources disponible on the net

brb

students can search for them, discuss between them

we sometime come to see how it goes for them

we just don't give our opinion on the matter

we learn them to learn by themselves

when they go out of the school, they have the ability to learn whatever they see fit in CS without too much troubles

it's not like we teach them Java 1.8JDK and let them become obsolete afterward

when they will be working, they won't be able to ask their boss how to do this or that if they end up getting recruit for a new technology

what we do is simply guide them, for they can have every basic concept of programming

they learn the theory by themselve

oh and another huge point

we don't allow them the standard library ^^"

if they want a function, they have to code it mostly

except syscall, and malloc in the begining, they can't use anything

after a while, they code their own malloc

yeah it's cool

library injection etc

it's a fun thing to know

they can't use printf either, they can use write if they want

oh we have fair bits in AI too

for later years

cool 😃

embed systems and the like, I was working in that area before I got this job

worked for Airbus

not really mechatronic, but not that far either 😛

if you think a plane is a mechatronic, then...

ye we had the director of the Nasa visiting our school and he did a conference

in Paris

Charles Bolden

if it rings you any bell

I always heard Kirk say Chaos is 17, I thought he was just guesstimating. Never knew Chaos is actually 100% 17.

i tink iv stated his agemaybe twice

^ I thought you were guessing. lol

i dont say it 3 times a day like trying to tap my heels to kansas

chaos is 17

chaos is 17

chaos is 17

fuck

Hmmm.... I wonder if Chaos is 17?

roo is 20

roo is 20

roo is 20

fuck now i have aids

and am addicted to meth

wtf

That's normal.

😄

bacj

what happened to that poor sob

Physics, can't you read?

nope

wanna touch weiners?

d'oh kay.

~unzips pants~

oh injection

thats fun

getting into an api

calling out functions

fun to tinker about

😃

yeah I was talking about injection a bit earlier

it's funny to know how to do that

i learnt a bit of it from CE

being able to replace a function in a running progam

code codes n all

getting the program

to tell you its own handle

lol

like overwrite its about button

n shit

i realized i can go online on mgsv safely i can just make all resources 0 so it takes nothing or back up save before going on

@Towelie I stopped downloading the demo

I'm not waiting two days for that

lmao

sorry dude, if you were in Paris I could have put it for you on a USB stick

:/

blah

I feel dirty with that nickname

i'm going in the jacuzzi with some pizza 😄

see ya later (it's 1pm here lunch time)

kirk, do you deliver abroad ? 😛

@Deleted User ?

come on dude, my support team is level 162, drop me some pizza !

LEVEL 162?!?!?!

blooody hello

*hell

Seems I missed the code chat

Mm?

Not unless you like American food packed with calories

Even our salads are fatting

Salad

Daddy

Daddy

Roo went super saiyan

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CxNCBaEVEAAjyrF.jpg

guess what im watchin

stand by me

you know whos in that right?

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hello hello

hey yo

imma work, ping me if you need me

kk

ACEEEEE BALTHAZARRRR

HE LIVES

who's in what kirk

stand by me

a movie

kefier is in it

lol

kafir?

http://i3.cpcache.com/product/436030150/kafir_tshirt.jpg?width=350&height=350&Filters=%5B%7B%22name%22%3A%22crop%22%2C%22value%22%3A%7B%22x%22%3A58.3%2C%22y%22%3A0%2C%22w%22%3A233.3%2C%22h%22%3A280.0%7D%2C%22sequence%22%3A1%7D%2C%7B%22name%22%3A%22background%22%2C%22value%22%3A%22F2F2F2%22%2C%22sequence%22%3A2%7D%5D

I cannot tell if it says "tits" or "this"

also they forgot the apostrophe between the 'n' and the 't' in the third letter of the first line

@dunce i am indeed alive

somehow...

Dude

Ali

Kefier sutherland

The voice of venom