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2016-11-13 18:28:37 UTC

I'll fuck with a goat.

2016-11-13 18:28:45 UTC

But a cow is a whole other level.

2016-11-13 18:28:57 UTC

can you car pool with ur mom into town

2016-11-13 18:29:01 UTC

she works in town no

2016-11-13 18:30:03 UTC

She has two jobs, that'd be kinda hard to get a schedule.

2016-11-13 18:30:14 UTC

find a motel and work as the receptionist

2016-11-13 18:30:19 UTC

^

2016-11-13 18:30:28 UTC

I'm not Indian.

2016-11-13 18:30:39 UTC

god dude

2016-11-13 18:30:40 UTC

I have a game for you roo

2016-11-13 18:30:48 UTC

you have more excuses not to work

2016-11-13 18:31:32 UTC

hot

2016-11-13 18:31:37 UTC

Ah yes, it seems Towelie has seen my tweet about not knowing what game to play today.

2016-11-13 18:31:51 UTC

whats ur twitter

2016-11-13 18:32:04 UTC

The thing I post tweets on.

2016-11-13 18:32:11 UTC

come on roo

2016-11-13 18:32:14 UTC

๐Ÿ†

2016-11-13 18:32:23 UTC

@banned <#189080173222690816>

2016-11-13 18:32:56 UTC

I mean, what name could it possibly be under? xD

2016-11-13 18:33:25 UTC

screw that

2016-11-13 18:33:49 UTC

I don't remember how to type in the link for twitter profiles

2016-11-13 18:34:05 UTC
2016-11-13 18:34:13 UTC

oh

2016-11-13 18:34:24 UTC

well then

2016-11-13 18:36:04 UTC

text to speech comedian isn't a skill roo

2016-11-13 18:36:50 UTC

Who the fuck is this faggot that just followed me?

2016-11-13 18:36:58 UTC

not me

2016-11-13 18:36:58 UTC

It is in my life. โค

2016-11-13 18:37:13 UTC

He looks like a fucking muffin.

2016-11-13 18:37:24 UTC

๐Ÿ˜‰

2016-11-13 18:37:39 UTC

you mean trump & his toupee ?

2016-11-13 18:37:58 UTC

No no no, that's a cressant.

2016-11-13 18:38:04 UTC

Not a muffin.

2016-11-13 18:38:11 UTC

it's spelled croisant

2016-11-13 18:38:11 UTC

Big difference.

2016-11-13 18:38:14 UTC

croissant

2016-11-13 18:38:19 UTC

you kafir

2016-11-13 18:38:34 UTC

croissant ? man...

2016-11-13 18:38:41 UTC

i'm ashamed to be french

2016-11-13 18:39:51 UTC

I mean, our croissant do not look like that, and they don't taste like formalin

2016-11-13 18:41:17 UTC

@Alibaba No. They're Not.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/247430706764972032/DSCN7997.JPG

2016-11-13 18:41:21 UTC

:3

2016-11-13 18:41:41 UTC

wtf is that

2016-11-13 18:41:59 UTC

and what do you mean towelie

2016-11-13 18:42:24 UTC

that's nothing like a croissant, that ersatz looks toxic

2016-11-13 18:42:39 UTC

I didn't even know what he was talking about

2016-11-13 18:42:47 UTC

I just assumed he misspelled croissant

2016-11-13 18:42:49 UTC

That's store brand shit there. lol

2016-11-13 18:42:59 UTC

dude pilsbury cresants are bomb

2016-11-13 18:43:04 UTC

easy to make

2016-11-13 18:43:11 UTC

Yeah, but that's not Philsbury.

2016-11-13 18:43:15 UTC

o

2016-11-13 18:43:18 UTC

yuck

2016-11-13 18:43:21 UTC

That's "Hy-Top"

2016-11-13 18:43:22 UTC

lol

2016-11-13 18:43:27 UTC

what is a crescant

2016-11-13 18:43:30 UTC

they look toxic...

2016-11-13 18:43:35 UTC

lol

2016-11-13 18:43:47 UTC

lmao

2016-11-13 18:43:54 UTC

"cresent" roles

2016-11-13 18:44:02 UTC

not even cresaunt

2016-11-13 18:44:27 UTC

croissant

2016-11-13 18:44:34 UTC

yeah, that's an ersatz of our croissant

2016-11-13 18:44:43 UTC

digusting industrial shit you got there

2016-11-13 18:44:47 UTC

those look yummy af

2016-11-13 18:44:52 UTC

you know what

2016-11-13 18:45:00 UTC

eww that croissant has an overexaggeratedly crispy crust, those are some unrealistic standards.

2016-11-13 18:45:00 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/247431641134268426/unknown.png

2016-11-13 18:45:00 UTC

im going out right now to get some

2016-11-13 18:45:05 UTC

afk

2016-11-13 18:45:06 UTC

all croissants are beautiful

2016-11-13 18:45:29 UTC

where do you live ali ?

2016-11-13 18:45:36 UTC

amsterdamn

2016-11-13 18:45:37 UTC

every croissant are like those in France

2016-11-13 18:45:47 UTC

no way O.o

2016-11-13 18:46:08 UTC

the ones here are like that but slightly less brown, except for the cheese ones.

2016-11-13 18:46:11 UTC

why I was unaware of that

2016-11-13 18:46:46 UTC

dude, I'm from utrecht lol was born there and grew up in haarlem

2016-11-13 18:46:47 UTC

I sometimes picture Ali as a Florida Freak. But I think that was SexyElder.

2016-11-13 18:47:02 UTC

hallo spreek je nederlands

2016-11-13 18:47:07 UTC

ja xD

2016-11-13 18:47:10 UTC

Or maybe it was Nerdrek.

2016-11-13 18:47:27 UTC

I can barely make sentences in dutch, but I understand it just fine

2016-11-13 18:47:33 UTC

Triggered

2016-11-13 18:47:37 UTC

I think you pictured me as a hillbilly roo

2016-11-13 18:47:38 UTC

moved over 23y ago

2016-11-13 18:47:46 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/247432338743492618/Nerdrek.JPG

2016-11-13 18:47:50 UTC

because I once said my name was Cletus

2016-11-13 18:48:09 UTC

And your YouTube picture.

2016-11-13 18:48:28 UTC

the only things I remember are insults mostly and "neuken in de keuken"

2016-11-13 18:48:28 UTC

my dad has something similar going on Towelie

2016-11-13 18:48:33 UTC

Florida is weird. That's the place no American dare venture to.

2016-11-13 18:48:49 UTC

lol

2016-11-13 18:49:25 UTC

when I visit nl with my friends, I always teach them that "neuken in de keuken" means "do you want to drink with me ?"

2016-11-13 18:49:31 UTC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIaUfBjHjpI This is probably how Ali talks.

2016-11-13 18:49:41 UTC

lmao

2016-11-13 18:49:50 UTC

I should try that on some tourists or something

2016-11-13 18:49:51 UTC

so they end up saying that to girls in bars

2016-11-13 18:50:14 UTC

roo that picture is one of the first results for "fat storm trooper" on google

2016-11-13 18:50:15 UTC

yeah xD the reaction are always priceless

2016-11-13 18:51:47 UTC

I'm actually a skinny person.

2016-11-13 18:52:00 UTC

"wil je neuken in de keuken ?"

2016-11-13 18:52:14 UTC

damn I should have filmed some reactions

2016-11-13 18:52:34 UTC

Sometimes I wish I would gain some fat.

2016-11-13 18:53:10 UTC

i'm 253lbs / 115kg

2016-11-13 18:53:12 UTC

But fuck it, I'll never be a sumo wrestler. :/

2016-11-13 18:53:13 UTC

want some ?

2016-11-13 18:53:49 UTC

don't you have to train for sumo since you're 8 or so

2016-11-13 18:53:58 UTC

you were never destined for it roo

2016-11-13 18:54:07 UTC

I am 9. I missed it by a year. :/

2016-11-13 18:54:44 UTC

roo, come in france, you're going to grow some belly

2016-11-13 18:55:16 UTC

that will change you from your disgusting looking cresent lol

2016-11-13 18:55:17 UTC

what foods do you have that have lots of fat

2016-11-14 04:26:29 UTC

Something went wrong. Does the bot have delete permissions?

2016-11-14 04:29:55 UTC

What happened

2016-11-14 06:29:18 UTC

hellllllooooo

2016-11-14 06:29:23 UTC

HELLLOOOO

2016-11-14 06:29:40 UTC

talk

2016-11-14 06:30:18 UTC

fauck off

2016-11-14 06:30:33 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ƒ

2016-11-14 06:30:44 UTC

h

2016-11-14 06:30:45 UTC

a

2016-11-14 06:30:46 UTC

l

2016-11-14 06:30:47 UTC

o

2016-11-14 06:31:35 UTC

take a break

2016-11-14 06:56:11 UTC

,l]

2016-11-14 07:10:57 UTC

Who pruned the chat

2016-11-14 07:34:15 UTC

@Chaos its easy to study for you're just an idiot

2016-11-14 07:36:45 UTC

Okabe rintarou

2016-11-14 07:37:13 UTC

It's nerd.jpg

2016-11-14 07:38:14 UTC

Lol like I give a fuck about people

2016-11-14 07:39:07 UTC

Nah that's too easy

2016-11-14 07:41:30 UTC

Bet you're one of those plebs that bootstrap stuff to make it easier

2016-11-14 07:43:13 UTC

You are fucking stupid cunt

2016-11-14 07:47:03 UTC

See so you didn't even pass all your final exams

2016-11-14 07:47:06 UTC

And hang on

2016-11-14 07:47:13 UTC

How the fuck did you spell John wrong?

2016-11-14 07:47:53 UTC

Hahahahaha

2016-11-14 07:47:55 UTC

You tool

2016-11-14 07:49:45 UTC

Ffs how did you even get that graded

2016-11-14 07:58:43 UTC

Hahahahaa

2016-11-14 07:58:49 UTC

You mong

2016-11-14 07:59:27 UTC

That's impressive, a 1 year old went back in time to take an exam

2016-11-14 07:59:38 UTC

El Sigh Kangaroo indeed

2016-11-14 08:01:08 UTC

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2016-11-14 08:02:44 UTC

hey who wants to hear about the time chaos got some stuff wrong on his exam

2016-11-14 08:03:26 UTC

k

2016-11-14 08:10:20 UTC

I have a hard on for children

2016-11-14 08:30:03 UTC

We're worrying about it

2016-11-14 09:22:02 UTC

Or do you?

2016-11-14 10:31:43 UTC

I'VE GOT UNLIMITED DATA

2016-11-14 11:32:02 UTC

hello

2016-11-14 11:35:43 UTC

It's slow as fuck though

2016-11-14 12:19:20 UTC

ouch dune xD I just read the backlog... that was pretty mean

2016-11-14 15:42:25 UTC

What was mean @Towelie?

2016-11-14 16:11:31 UTC

your discussion with Chaos

2016-11-14 16:13:18 UTC

poor guy trying to learn and you're bashing him ๐Ÿ˜„

2016-11-14 16:22:37 UTC

ehhh it's what we do

2016-11-14 16:24:44 UTC

what do you mean ?

2016-11-14 16:25:54 UTC

we both bash each other

2016-11-14 16:25:59 UTC

oh

2016-11-14 16:26:03 UTC

to be fair I never wrote anything down when I was in uni... courses on outdated Java and the like were usless imho

2016-11-14 16:26:10 UTC

so I never cramed before exam

2016-11-14 16:27:04 UTC

I was already programming back then though, seems like Chaos will have some issues

2016-11-14 16:27:22 UTC

but I fail to see how the name of the person behind Quicksort will help you

2016-11-14 16:28:52 UTC

it's efficiant in a lot of case but it's not the most efficient in every case... sometimes, a simple bubblesort is faster

2016-11-14 16:29:16 UTC

especially when your data are already close to sorted

2016-11-14 16:29:56 UTC

Chaos already knows how to code

2016-11-14 16:30:53 UTC

oh that's fine then

2016-11-14 16:31:38 UTC

I've seen too many students in university that never coded before and only did so when it was asked

2016-11-14 16:31:43 UTC

it was painful for them

2016-11-14 16:32:48 UTC

wow

2016-11-14 16:33:01 UTC

how did they even get admitted

2016-11-14 16:33:28 UTC

well there's no programming test in admission for the most university in France

2016-11-14 16:34:54 UTC

it just require you to have the A Level certif'

2016-11-14 16:35:05 UTC

which is kinda dumb

2016-11-14 16:35:17 UTC

do you not need to know how to code for A level?

2016-11-14 16:35:22 UTC

nop

2016-11-14 16:35:30 UTC

that's General courses

2016-11-14 16:35:43 UTC

Math, French, History, etc

2016-11-14 16:35:48 UTC

stupid stuff like those

2016-11-14 16:36:28 UTC

there's no proper courses to learn how to code in secondary school

2016-11-14 16:37:19 UTC

you may have option about that if you're passing the Scientific version of the "GCE" (it's called Baccalaurรฉat here)

2016-11-14 16:37:37 UTC

but not every high school have that option

2016-11-14 16:38:33 UTC

there's no A level in anything close to programming

2016-11-14 16:39:20 UTC

IT technician is the closest you can get at level A

2016-11-14 16:41:24 UTC

Even the option is pretty low level

2016-11-14 16:41:46 UTC

at most you learn ASM and some stuff like that

2016-11-14 19:08:21 UTC

I finally got Metal Gear Rising

2016-11-14 19:49:05 UTC

it's called metal gear rising revengeance

2016-11-14 19:49:10 UTC

read the box again

2016-11-14 19:49:15 UTC

nimcompoop

2016-11-14 19:54:37 UTC

"box"

2016-11-14 19:55:00 UTC

case

2016-11-14 19:55:04 UTC

same thing

2016-11-14 19:56:36 UTC

"case"

2016-11-14 19:56:42 UTC

Download digitally fag

2016-11-14 19:57:10 UTC

i dont have a cc tho

2016-11-14 19:57:29 UTC

**Disgusting**

2016-11-14 20:05:26 UTC

Welcome to the S++ & Resource farming discord chat, @SarcasticSnake , Feel free to ask someone to farm with you or ask a mod for help!

2016-11-14 20:19:17 UTC

Welcome to the S++ & Resource farming discord chat, @Bird , Feel free to ask someone to farm with you or ask a mod for help!

2016-11-14 21:52:04 UTC

@Bird @SarcasticSnake What platforms do you guys play on?

2016-11-14 21:53:10 UTC

i played V on pc but other then that its playstaion

2016-11-14 21:56:39 UTC

I think whichever one you're more active on should work

2016-11-15 01:36:50 UTC

hi

2016-11-15 01:46:25 UTC

Hi

2016-11-15 02:23:11 UTC

kirk

2016-11-15 02:23:16 UTC
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2016-11-15 08:08:38 UTC

I finished Metal Gear Rising in like 4 hours

2016-11-15 08:11:12 UTC

????????

2016-11-15 08:11:29 UTC

.mute grilled cheese

2016-11-15 08:17:41 UTC

git cucked gramps

2016-11-15 11:30:09 UTC

Hey,is new update out?

2016-11-15 11:51:04 UTC

Probably next week

2016-11-15 11:51:15 UTC

We've still gotta get the fulton launcher

2016-11-15 12:05:47 UTC

I dont think

2016-11-15 12:06:05 UTC

Knowing konami we are going to wait a lot

2016-11-15 12:08:45 UTC

I don't wanna wait that long for a useless weapon

2016-11-15 12:12:09 UTC

Yeah,it cant extract nukes

2016-11-15 12:16:46 UTC

It can only extract one person per shot

2016-11-15 12:16:52 UTC

That's absolute garbage

2016-11-15 12:44:33 UTC

Anti tranq was datamined in same update they announced fulton launcher

2016-11-15 15:49:26 UTC

hello fellow rapistss

2016-11-15 15:50:09 UTC

so his dad...

2016-11-15 16:43:34 UTC

I started this meme

2016-11-15 16:43:38 UTC

I sense its usage

2016-11-15 16:47:39 UTC

Telepathic connection betwen ozzy and his dad who rape rape rape everyday

2016-11-15 16:49:04 UTC

Metal gear?

2016-11-15 16:49:07 UTC

Rex?

2016-11-15 16:49:12 UTC

Psycho Mantis?

2016-11-15 16:49:18 UTC

Card keys?

2016-11-15 16:49:29 UTC

2nd flour basement?

2016-11-15 16:50:40 UTC

@dunce finally u sense usage of ozzy's meme,welcome

2016-11-15 16:51:40 UTC

Ozzy's meme?

2016-11-15 16:51:42 UTC

I fucking made it

2016-11-15 16:52:00 UTC

you misspelled that devil

2016-11-15 16:52:09 UTC

this is flour

2016-11-15 17:28:05 UTC

Oh,a weapon to supprass metal gear!

2016-11-15 17:44:16 UTC

Feed me

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