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My cat jumped on my back at 1 AM
I'm tired
I'm permanently tired
I remember being scared of cats when I was younger
good ol days
why?
found them freaky
I can understand dogs
I used to be scared of giant dogs when I was younger
but cats are like
dogs hate me
I love giant dogs
like they used to jumpscare me by being around the corner and that
They're really affectionate
I don't get along well with dogs
Not same
My aunt's giant dog really liked me
And then it got put down
woow rip
Yea
That's why you don't let big dogs play with small dogs
dogs are great
People really need to learn to train them properly though
I don't think it was really trained
I remember this time quite a big dog was chasing people around the park
and they were stupid enough to run
um
making the dog chase them more
what the fuck else are they meant to do, have the composure to face it and put there knee up or something. Like who the fuck was the owner?
I would have pet it
it wasn't aggressive, more like it thought people were playing with the dog
Irresponsible dog owners are some of the most infuriating people
We got a dog once
And it was too obedient
It wouldn't do anything
My parents got rid of it
Even though I loved it
was it abused before
Probably not
I would lose my shit
Don't be a pussy bro
gotta love windows updates
You don't understand how much dogs don't like me
he licked rogue
he woulda bit me fuckin nuts
went restart my comp and it decided to install updates too
lmao I'm actually paranoid of seagulls
they're just vicious
seagulls are nothing to magpies
I fuck off when I see a magpie
loool
Magpies are vicious and they hold grudges
haven't seen a magpie
geese are the worst though
you got a magpie in your neighbourhood that doesn't like the look of ya, it's over cunt. You may as well accept your new life permanently indoors.
It's futile
nature rejects me
thats my pc's specs
gpu?
?
metal gear?
graphics card
what is it
what is it
he doesnt know
fukkkk
what is your graphics card
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i asked before and he said the same shit he stole it from someone
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what
^
yea nah don't mind me I am sleep deprived
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I noticed after I posted
Fuck I thought it was the Ace Attorney girl
Thank you very much
that was a very nice thing to do chaos
I do weeb research for free
tis written in the prophecy
Are there any good weeb games on ps3
?
rekt
Wtf stop lying bro
Not cool
I know who ema is
I don't put random shit as my avatar
Honestly I'm straight up offended that you would spread such misinformation
What was klepto again?
Something related to vision, right?
"Kleptomania or klopemania is the inability to refrain from the urge to steal items." -google
Ohh, that makes sense. I associated it with a fictional chameleon called kleptolisk that would take items and disappear using camouflage.
@Null *you are one of billions, there is nothing special about you and your name will die with you*
rogue masochist confirmed
You do feel pain, you feel sad and make your dick cry.
Sure... fishfucker
Never forget
grub grub he whispers.
The first time rogue came to find out that he was a fishfucker was when he saw one of those singing fish on the wall, it had the voice of an angelic bearded sailor and rogue could think nothing other than "I bet my dick would fit inside that things mouth"... scum! *spits*
http://s.hswstatic.com/gif/singing-fish-singing.jpg look into it's eyes
Those eyes that lost their innocence when you did those horrible things
it will never forget
and? obviously I meant playing video games. What else could I possibly mean?
I sometimes use the oil from sardines to lube up for masturbation. The smell is quite nice.
that one is fake
i want orange hair but i dont wanna look like im about to shoot up a movie theater
rip
I like my hair color the way it is.
I like my hair red
I haven't died my hair since I was around the age of 12ish.
I refuse to bleach my hair so it's never gonna change
Would prefer some more beard power, though...
Never thought about the possibility that stuffed tomatoes would be a thing in this realm of existence. I am now curious about stuffed tomatoes.
If Chaos and Rogue fucked, would that be considered "Fucking one's self?"
Just know, when you fap, you're basically holding the other's dick.
^ Stuffed Peppers are amazing. Would imagine that stuffed tomatoes are too.
Kirk gets a warn.
lol
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to remember what we have lost
my mother was in my fucking room and discord was up when you posted that kirk
to never forget what me still must face
My appetite is all that I just lost...
@Chaos im sorry i almost blinded your mother
Idk, maybe
didn't mention it
the image may have been too small to notice
The only porn I want at the moment is food porn.
by image he means dick
rogue if you want to play halo then soon
im down
halo master chief collection kirk
the campaigns
fuck off
Master Chief Collection.....
soon though because I want to get like a few hours sleep before my father inevitably drags me to the gym with him and I endure an hour of weights with no sleep in 24 hours
I'd love that.
I always enjoy the chance to lift weights.
Hence why I keep weights in my room.
nah, i won't be able to now
But I want more weights.
I have time it's just the time I have is now
A 400lb deadlift is not enough...
I nead MOAR
yes
I'm going to try
I won't be able to fall asleep now
woostershire
Wore Chester Shire
in SA there was place with that name and it was pronounced Vooster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4fNFo2nsNw Let's see how this goes.
ok
Her voice really bothers me....
"hard for americans to pronounce as well"
she acts like americans are just superior in pronouncing things
She sounds like she's putting on some super American accent...
...."Woostersure."
.... Yeeeeeeeah, I'm just gonna stick with **wor**chester...
I have never heard an American say woostersure.... That video was falsely named.
it's woostershire like I said
Whore Crest Shire.
It's a place in england
the sauce name comes from that probably
Sounds like the setting to a porn parody of Lord of the rings... "The Whore Crest Shire."
^
and I bet you are cheap
Just say "ferminted fish oil and soy."
```
Worcestershire sauce (Listeni/หwสstษrสษr/),[3] (Merriam-Webster: \หwuฬs-tษ(r)-หshir-, -shษr- also -หshฤซ(-ษ)r-\ ) usually shortened to Worcester sauce (/หwสstษr/), is a fermented liquid condiment of complex mixture, first created by the Worcester chemists John Wheeley Lea and William Henry Perrins, who went on to form the company Lea & Perrins.
```
Lee & Perrins is the brand of sauce I get.
Though I've seen plenty of store brands with their own versions.
Yeah, a BBQ sauce recipe I know of is just mostly Worcestershire Sauce and Ketchep.
Plug it.
ewzrth BEHWTY
Sounds like if a ghost tried to say Ethan Bradberry...
Posh != retarded
One says it doesn't, one says it does.
I see what happened here.
Neither Rogue nor Chaos are the original.
They are two seperate entities made from a man who had conflicting views within himself.
Eventually the views became so conflicted that the universe itself started to tear.
When the universe tore, the man was erased from existence.
And two phantoms were born.
when you say that word I get flashbacks http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/22700000/phantom-phantom-requiem-for-the-phantom-22782512-1440-810.png
Why are you doing this
Road to Eldorado is fantastic
I love it
All time favorite animated movie.
Followed by Scooby Doo on Zombie Island.
Hello friends
I would advocate for abolishing language and just comunicating through still frames from the road to eldorado from now on
^
Or don't
How would people talk irl
I'm not carrying pictures
ok
you can speak
Fetch the pictures.
but you can only say Either "miguel" or "tulio"
that is enough
Tulio
Tulio my man
Miguel.
Miguel!
Nice
Maybe throw in an "alshibalba"
Pls watch
It made my day
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