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2017-01-03 00:13:41 UTC

Well... Cry died. Alot.

2017-01-03 00:16:10 UTC

You can play as Rebecca in RE5, life really is worth living

2017-01-03 00:17:38 UTC

I can play as Ron Jermey's dick in Porn Life 5, life really is worth fapping.

2017-01-03 00:20:40 UTC

ron jermeys a fat disgusting hairy old man now

2017-01-03 00:22:35 UTC

jermy

2017-01-03 00:23:04 UTC

lol kirk

2017-01-03 00:23:15 UTC

i was there too

2017-01-03 00:23:29 UTC

damn i'm still drunk

2017-01-03 00:23:48 UTC

u were drinking too??

2017-01-03 00:24:01 UTC

yeah

2017-01-03 00:24:03 UTC

lol

2017-01-03 00:24:31 UTC

drunk 2 bottle of vodka in total

2017-01-03 00:24:44 UTC

liters?

2017-01-03 00:24:45 UTC

What the fuck

2017-01-03 00:24:55 UTC

75cl

2017-01-03 00:24:59 UTC

2x

2017-01-03 00:25:04 UTC

that's 1.5liter

2017-01-03 00:25:32 UTC

bullshit

2017-01-03 00:25:33 UTC

lol

2017-01-03 00:25:57 UTC

you don't have to believe me

2017-01-03 00:26:09 UTC

you can hear it at the end of the stream

2017-01-03 00:26:38 UTC

i was already drunk when I came in

2017-01-03 00:27:46 UTC

we started to talk about US fast food in france at the end, I was completly roasted at that time

2017-01-03 00:27:49 UTC

thats over a gallon of vodka

2017-01-03 00:27:57 UTC

1.5liter ?

2017-01-03 00:28:09 UTC

no, that's like 0.4 gallon, right ?

2017-01-03 00:28:14 UTC

0.7

2017-01-03 00:28:29 UTC

no, 0.4

2017-01-03 00:28:39 UTC

0.396258

2017-01-03 00:28:51 UTC

oh no your right

2017-01-03 00:29:17 UTC

still thats almost a gallon of vodka

2017-01-03 00:29:24 UTC

O.o

2017-01-03 00:29:37 UTC

how 0.4 is almost a gallon of vodka lol

2017-01-03 00:29:54 UTC

you said you drank 2 right?

2017-01-03 00:30:04 UTC

two 75cl

2017-01-03 00:30:06 UTC

=

2017-01-03 00:30:09 UTC

1.5 liter

2017-01-03 00:30:11 UTC

=

2017-01-03 00:30:16 UTC

0.4 gallon

2017-01-03 00:30:24 UTC

ohhhhh

2017-01-03 00:30:41 UTC

thats not that bad then

2017-01-03 00:30:44 UTC

lol

2017-01-03 00:30:49 UTC

what kind

2017-01-03 00:30:52 UTC

well it is bad

2017-01-03 00:30:59 UTC

but not as bad as you thought lol

2017-01-03 00:31:25 UTC

the online conversion i did came out wrong or i fucked it up

2017-01-03 00:31:27 UTC

lol

2017-01-03 00:31:30 UTC

it was rubbish vodka

2017-01-03 00:31:37 UTC

eww

2017-01-03 00:31:38 UTC

cheap stuff for cocktail

2017-01-03 00:31:45 UTC

+ orange juice

2017-01-03 00:31:46 UTC

i cant drink cheap codka

2017-01-03 00:31:51 UTC

codka

2017-01-03 00:32:03 UTC

tastes like rubbing alchohal

2017-01-03 00:32:24 UTC

well I don't mind as long as it's mixed with something

2017-01-03 00:32:31 UTC

like juice or coke

2017-01-03 00:32:33 UTC

i like absolute or grey goose

2017-01-03 00:32:49 UTC

prefer goose

2017-01-03 00:33:36 UTC

well If i have to drink vodka and don't mix

2017-01-03 00:33:39 UTC

i prefer ลปubrรณwka

2017-01-03 00:33:52 UTC

but that's me, a lot of people find the taste special

2017-01-03 00:33:56 UTC

I like it though

2017-01-03 00:37:35 UTC

I don't mind cheap vodka.

2017-01-03 00:37:57 UTC

<:dorito:263521811512295424>

2017-01-03 00:38:08 UTC

But it's just what most of my friend's drink, so I end up drinking it, too.

2017-01-03 00:38:22 UTC

hey nrg are you done ignoring me like a fgt yet

2017-01-03 00:38:30 UTC

Gay

2017-01-03 00:38:36 UTC

I was so drunk at that mark lmao

2017-01-03 00:40:58 UTC

everyone lost it at Mac Baguette

2017-01-03 00:42:05 UTC

and everyone lost it at beer sold in BK

2017-01-03 01:34:40 UTC

wtf is a mac baguette

2017-01-03 01:34:46 UTC
2017-01-03 01:34:51 UTC

is that really a thing?

2017-01-03 01:34:59 UTC

yup

2017-01-03 01:35:15 UTC

is it any good?

2017-01-03 01:35:16 UTC

legit mac donald stuff from france lmao

2017-01-03 01:35:29 UTC

mac donald is disgusting imho

2017-01-03 01:35:53 UTC

so no matter what they try to pull off, being with Charolais beef or baguette

2017-01-03 01:35:59 UTC

it still taste like crap

2017-01-03 01:36:55 UTC

lol

2017-01-03 01:37:21 UTC

but at least, you can have a beer in mac donald in here

2017-01-03 01:37:54 UTC

you can drink is some mcdonalds here

2017-01-03 01:38:10 UTC

when i say some i mean like maybe 1 out of 100

2017-01-03 01:38:20 UTC

^^

2017-01-03 01:38:47 UTC

damn I don't have any alcohol left at home

2017-01-03 01:38:59 UTC

gimme some plz

2017-01-03 01:39:08 UTC

it's 2am here

2017-01-03 01:39:11 UTC
2017-01-03 01:39:24 UTC

WHAT DECK ARE YOU USING

2017-01-03 01:39:25 UTC

i never could drink the next day after

2017-01-03 01:39:36 UTC

drinking on a hangover just wasnt for me

2017-01-03 01:39:42 UTC

well

2017-01-03 01:39:48 UTC

i guess i wasnt destined to be an alchohalic

2017-01-03 01:40:01 UTC

i am destined to be an alcoholic

2017-01-03 01:40:03 UTC

alchohalic

2017-01-03 01:40:05 UTC

just not yet

2017-01-03 01:40:06 UTC

THATS IT

2017-01-03 01:41:10 UTC

drinking a glass of alcohol on a hangover helps to lower your blood pressure

2017-01-03 01:41:21 UTC

ya i heard that

2017-01-03 01:41:29 UTC

and it makes you feel better

2017-01-03 01:41:36 UTC

somewhat

2017-01-03 01:41:45 UTC

depends what kind of hangover you have

2017-01-03 01:41:55 UTC

my sister drinks bloody marys the next morning

2017-01-03 01:42:09 UTC

i always just smoke bud

2017-01-03 01:42:16 UTC

I don't mix types of alcohol anymore, so I never have a too big hangover anymore

2017-01-03 01:42:24 UTC

and ate greasy food

2017-01-03 01:42:45 UTC

Is it as greasy as your forehead?

2017-01-03 01:42:55 UTC

"bud" ?

2017-01-03 01:42:59 UTC

weed

2017-01-03 01:42:59 UTC

do you mean weed ?

2017-01-03 01:43:01 UTC

oh

2017-01-03 01:43:03 UTC

right

2017-01-03 01:43:10 UTC

that help with the blood pressure too

2017-01-03 01:43:24 UTC

my forehead isnt greasy

2017-01-03 01:43:29 UTC

lol

2017-01-03 01:43:32 UTC

where did that come from

2017-01-03 01:44:11 UTC

well, it's not that greasy, but I would expect some chinese to mop your forehead to make oil out of it

2017-01-03 01:44:26 UTC

er ok

2017-01-03 01:44:52 UTC

have you ever heard of gutter oil ? ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

2017-01-03 01:45:00 UTC

No idea where you're going with this boyo

2017-01-03 01:45:34 UTC

some peeps in china makes oil out of any greasy stuff they found

2017-01-03 01:45:45 UTC

including, gutters stuffs

2017-01-03 01:46:07 UTC

for what cooking with?

2017-01-03 01:46:10 UTC

yeah

2017-01-03 01:46:12 UTC

thats gross

2017-01-03 01:46:19 UTC

yeah, and dangerous

2017-01-03 01:46:24 UTC

but it's free

2017-01-03 01:46:30 UTC

you know... profits

2017-01-03 01:46:52 UTC

they don't consume it themselves, they sell it

2017-01-03 01:47:37 UTC

That's shady

2017-01-03 01:49:09 UTC

It is estimated that up to one in every ten lower-market restaurant meals consumed in China is prepared with gutter oil.

2017-01-03 01:49:13 UTC

yummy

2017-01-03 01:49:21 UTC

gotta enjoy street food there

2017-01-03 01:49:24 UTC

China is awful

2017-01-03 01:49:41 UTC

You don't say

2017-01-03 01:49:51 UTC

well their mentality is really different

2017-01-03 01:50:28 UTC

like, a lot of them don't have any empathy and would do anything for profit

2017-01-03 01:50:44 UTC

we have those too, but not to the same degree and the same number

2017-01-03 01:55:44 UTC

jesus fuck

2017-01-03 01:55:53 UTC

i just finished reading that

2017-01-03 01:56:06 UTC

thats fucking nasty yo

2017-01-03 01:57:27 UTC

I always lol whenever I think of Furious Pete getting sick when eating in China.

2017-01-03 01:58:47 UTC

gonna hop in the shower

2017-01-03 02:24:51 UTC

Rip pedostache.

2017-01-03 02:24:58 UTC

You will be missed.

2017-01-03 02:25:00 UTC

๐Ÿ’”

2017-01-03 02:25:16 UTC

you shaved?

2017-01-03 02:25:19 UTC

send pics

2017-01-03 02:25:26 UTC

I don't shave

2017-01-03 02:25:32 UTC

I haven't shaved in a year or so.

2017-01-03 02:25:44 UTC

I just use scissors and buzzer now.

2017-01-03 02:25:54 UTC

ok...

2017-01-03 02:26:00 UTC

and why dont you shave?

2017-01-03 02:26:46 UTC

Because it makes my skin too smooth.

2017-01-03 02:27:42 UTC

Skin so smooth you'll attract pedos

2017-01-03 02:30:05 UTC

i see no difference

2017-01-03 02:30:54 UTC

welcome <@265667979516051457>

2017-01-03 02:31:02 UTC

One has mustache, the other has kinda mustache.

2017-01-03 02:31:06 UTC

what platform do you play on

2017-01-03 02:32:14 UTC

You finally got rid of nadeko's annoying messages?

2017-01-03 02:32:34 UTC

no its not online

2017-01-03 02:32:36 UTC

lol

2017-01-03 02:32:45 UTC

oh yeah it is

2017-01-03 02:32:52 UTC

no i didnt do anything

2017-01-03 02:33:03 UTC

i need to make a new greeting message tho

2017-01-03 02:33:17 UTC

.setgreet

2017-01-03 02:33:23 UTC

.greetmsg

2017-01-03 02:33:26 UTC

.help

2017-01-03 02:33:27 UTC

PMing Captain Kirk JT the command list.
To tame this camel, type '.invite' and follow the instructions. :camel:

2017-01-03 02:33:32 UTC

LOL

2017-01-03 02:33:54 UTC

> Says it's offline
> Proceeds to try and mess with it.

2017-01-03 02:34:04 UTC

xD

2017-01-03 02:35:26 UTC

its not offline i was wrong

2017-01-03 02:35:35 UTC

@Nadeko help

2017-01-03 02:35:47 UTC

~help

2017-01-03 02:35:49 UTC

@Nadeko Save this server

2017-01-03 02:35:49 UTC

!help

2017-01-03 02:35:50 UTC

**Levels**
**!levels** Get a link to the server leaderboard
**!rank** Get a player info and rank
**Moderator**
**!clear_user**
**!unmute**
**!mute**
**!clear_num**

2017-01-03 02:35:59 UTC

,help

2017-01-03 02:36:01 UTC

useless

2017-01-03 02:38:49 UTC

a!help

2017-01-03 02:38:49 UTC

```Administration Commands

a-changeavatar a-ircis a-rainbow a-requestlog a-setnsfwrequest a-muteall a-unmuteall a-greeting a-restart a-exit a-mute a-unmute ``` ```

Crabs?

a-purge a--info a--dead a--food a--crabs ``` ```

NSFW Commands

a--tend a!nsfw a!gbooru a!dbooru a!atfbooru a!sbooru a!tbib a!kchan ``` ```

Permission Commands

a!rbooru a^enabletbib a^enableatfbooru a^disabletbib a^disableatfbooru a^blacklist a^requestnsfw a^setadminrole a^removeadminrole a^removensfwchannel a^disablensfw a^enablensfw a^setnsfwrole ``` ```

General Commands

a^setnsfwchannel ๏ผ็Ÿฅใ‚‰ใชใ„ @ALICE a!spost a!mal a!documentation a!imgur a!weather a!define a!line a!info a!addquote a!ocr a!maps has the world ended yet? a!ping a!tpb a!movie a!register a!mathgame a!solve a!score a!overwatch a!google a!cbot a!osu.u a!neat a!jisho a!ouchie a!hellnaw a!volume a!inqueue a!add a!add.s a!test_ a!play a!join a!voteskip a!skip a!add.e a!leave a!playing a!queue a!uptime a!uptime.s a!uptime.e a!version a!rroulette a!dice a!commands a!help a!avatar a!check a!thumbnail a!kappa a!lewd a!smol a!catgirls a!stop a!what a!are you there?```

2017-01-03 02:39:19 UTC

.shoot @Nadeko

2017-01-03 02:39:20 UTC

\o/ :gun: BANG! Nadeko has been fragged.

2017-01-03 02:39:23 UTC
2017-01-03 02:39:23 UTC

All commands can be used in private messages without the `@Septapus ` prefix.
`@Septapus avatar [@username]` - Returns a big version of your avatar, or a users avatar if provided.
`@Septapus chart <up|down|flat> <vertical message>, <horizontal message>` - Creates a chart trending in the desired direction.
`@Septapus comic [1-10]` - Creates a comic from recent messages, or a number of messages if provided.
`@Septapus emoji <emoji>` - Returns a big version of an emoji.
`@Septapus help [topic]` - Returns help for a specific topic. Available topics: `chart, comic, emoji, help, live, reminder, trivia, wormhole`
`@Septapus invite` - Returns a URL to add Septapus to your server.
`@Septapus live <add|remove|list> [youtube channel id]` - Announces when a YouTube Channel goes live.
`@Septapus numbertrivia [number]` - Returns trivia for a random number, or a specified number if provided.
`@Septapus reminder <time> <reminder>` - Sets a reminder that is sent after the provided time.
`@Septapus stats` - Lists bot statistics.
`@Septapus streamer <streamername|streamerid>` - Grabs details about a YouTube streamer.
`@Septapus thankyou` - Thank you to all my patrons.
`@Septapus topstreamers` - List the current top streamers on YouTube Gaming.
`@Septapus trivia <score>` - Returns your current trivia score.
`@Septapus trivia <start|stop> [theme]` - Starts or stops trivia with an optional theme.
`@Septapus wormhole <info|open|close|send <message>>` - Send messages to other dimensions.

2017-01-03 02:39:30 UTC

What's the av command again

2017-01-03 02:39:33 UTC

-help

2017-01-03 02:39:41 UTC

~help

2017-01-03 02:39:52 UTC
2017-01-03 02:39:59 UTC

.av @ALICE

2017-01-03 02:40:06 UTC

fucking hell why cant camel just do greet messages

2017-01-03 02:40:16 UTC

Mee6 does. ๐Ÿ˜‰

2017-01-03 02:40:21 UTC

@ALICE I can hook you up with higher res mashiro pics my man

2017-01-03 02:40:57 UTC

yes but i use mee6 for server managment

2017-01-03 02:41:10 UTC

That's good enough. :3

2017-01-03 02:41:12 UTC

anyway i just talked to cat about camel and greet messages

2017-01-03 02:41:33 UTC

oh roo you should bump our servers

2017-01-03 02:41:50 UTC

>_<

2017-01-03 02:41:57 UTC

bump

2017-01-03 02:42:05 UTC

you know i love you roo

2017-01-03 02:49:28 UTC

what would i do without my roo

2017-01-03 02:49:39 UTC

who would answer all my stupid questions

2017-01-03 02:55:47 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/265674544835067904/15823231_1724025940975532_863056193850657679_n.png

2017-01-03 02:56:06 UTC

๐Ÿคข

2017-01-03 02:56:19 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/265674679883268096/GhPwKbl.jpg

2017-01-03 02:56:21 UTC

Put 10 bags of doritos in a blender

2017-01-03 02:56:22 UTC

^ Doesn't have a refined palate.

2017-01-03 02:56:37 UTC

Mix it with moutain dew

2017-01-03 02:56:38 UTC

Mix that shit with mountain dew and gamma labs

2017-01-03 02:56:41 UTC

๐Ÿ˜‰

2017-01-03 02:57:00 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ƒ ๐Ÿ˜ƒ ๐Ÿ˜ƒ ๐Ÿ˜ƒ ๐Ÿ˜ƒ ๐Ÿ˜ƒ โค โค โค โค โค โค

2017-01-03 02:57:22 UTC

python

2017-01-03 02:57:28 UTC

what the FUCK

2017-01-03 02:57:37 UTC

I have that meme. lol

2017-01-03 02:57:37 UTC

:^)

2017-01-03 03:12:04 UTC

Baked a potato.

2017-01-03 03:12:14 UTC

Life is grand

2017-01-03 03:12:26 UTC

But I have no cheese.

2017-01-03 03:12:30 UTC

Life isn't grand.

2017-01-03 03:12:32 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ฆ

2017-01-03 03:12:40 UTC

I have pepper, though.

2017-01-03 03:12:44 UTC

Life is grand again.

2017-01-03 03:12:52 UTC

But that pepper is too powdery.

2017-01-03 03:12:59 UTC

Life is back to not being grand.

2017-01-03 03:13:00 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ฆ

2017-01-03 03:13:50 UTC

Why live

2017-01-03 03:13:57 UTC

I know. T_T

2017-01-03 03:21:31 UTC

warrior @nrg

2017-01-03 03:21:54 UTC

no setup decks?

2017-01-03 03:21:57 UTC

fuck terminology

2017-01-03 03:22:04 UTC

garrosh

2017-01-03 03:22:59 UTC

just started

2017-01-03 03:48:00 UTC

oh

2017-01-03 03:48:01 UTC

yeah

2017-01-03 03:48:10 UTC

I started like 3 months ago

2017-01-03 03:48:17 UTC

hello @DFStarfield what do you play on

2017-01-03 03:48:53 UTC

I'm gonna fuck my friend up one of these

2017-01-03 03:48:54 UTC

days

2017-01-03 03:49:15 UTC

and that motherfucker is gonna get what's coming to him, I got a really good fucking deck

2017-01-03 03:49:29 UTC

hopefully some rng bullshit doesn't fuck me over

2017-01-03 03:51:31 UTC

@Deleted User Steam/PC

2017-01-03 03:51:52 UTC

very good

2017-01-03 03:51:54 UTC

and welcome

2017-01-03 03:52:08 UTC

Like Yogg

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