More like casual shit

.ud angry pirate

```Most relevant Urban Dictionary result for angry pirate:

Word: angry pirate
Definition: when a woman is giving a man head, he pulls out, and nuts in her eye. Upon doing this, she will let out some sort of grunt of disapproval, and at this point he kicks her in the shin. This poor girl, being pissed and hurt, will hobble after your laughing ass.
Example: dude,i gave your sister an angry pirate, and thats why she's limping a little...(don't ask why she's walking like she has a stick up her ass... thats a whole different story dude.)
```

.ud harambe

```Most relevant Urban Dictionary result for harambe:

Word: harambe
Definition: An innocent gorilla that was killed because some stupid mother couldn't keep track of her child.
Example: RIP Harambe.
```

.ud futa

```Most relevant Urban Dictionary result for futa:

Word: FUTA
Definition: Acronym for "Fucked Up The Ass"
Example: Hey babe, ya walking a little funny. Did ya get FUTA?
```

.ud alabama hot pocket

```Most relevant Urban Dictionary result for alabama hot pocket:

Word: alabama hot pocket
Definition: the art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards)
Example: Shanya decided her vagina needed some lube so her boyfriend performed an alabama hot pocket.
```

EWWWW

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOW

.ud kirk

```Most relevant Urban Dictionary result for kirk:

Word: Kirk
Definition: A total Studgod, masterful in every way. Great King and Ruler, loved by women and adored by children, envied by men for being so awesome and wealthy and having a big unit and balls of steel.
Example: I hope when I grow up I can be a Kirk.

They all bowed down to his great Kirkness and kissed his butt.

The baseball star was a real Kirk.

The women dream of being with Kirk.

The football player was trying to become a Kirk.
```

you realize that shit is made up

^ And you say I'm a suck up.

.ud Bailey

```Most relevant Urban Dictionary result for Bailey:

Word: Bailey
Definition: the most amazing girl you will ever meet. very musical and super sweet... also amazingly beautiful even though she doesnt believe it
Example: guy1: wow bailey is so hot
guy 2: ya she is pretty much perfect but she isnt a jerk about it
```

I submitted a word to ud once

Fuck off

.ud milton

```Most relevant Urban Dictionary result for milton:

Word: Milton
Definition: Freakin awesome, real [tight], someone who displays desireable characteristics...
Example: Man that dude is totally Milton.
```

.ud Casey Neistat memes

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.ud casey

```Most relevant Urban Dictionary result for casey:

Word: casey
Definition: a hot dude with a huge fucking cock
Example: im so fuking jealous of casey's weiner
```

the definition was "a dildo with a hole at the tip from which a rubber balloon emerges and inflates into the user's anus when used"

^Nice to see Urban Dictionary knows its shit

no, for the word I submitted

.ud mario

```Most relevant Urban Dictionary result for mario:

Word: mario
Definition: An Italian-American plumber named after the land lord of Shigeru Miyamoto back in the early 80's. Mario, originally a carpenter, fights evil creatures such as: Donkey Kong (they later become friends), Koopas (bad turtles ruled by King Koopa [more commonly called Bowser]), goombas (evil mushroomesque fellows), piranha plants, and many more.

Mario's younger brother, Luigi, and he own a small plumbing business in Brooklyn. They were once summoned to an emercengy plumbing problem at which they were required to fix a shower. Upon completion of the task, both of the brothers were sucked into the shower head and transported undergroung. Thus begun their adventures. IN the beginning, all they had to do was jump on turtles ad crabs that came out of pipes, but later they were magically transported to another world. They came to the Mushroom Kingdom. Here it was that they had to rescue the princess and fight the evil hordes of Bowser's army. Mario and Luigi both can use numerous powers such as: a cape, the toonooki, the frog suit, the star, fireballs, metal cap, and many more. They also have a dinosaur buddy named Yoshi that they ride upon and force to consume enemies and berry-like fruits.

Super Mario games have proven to be some of the most entertaining and fun games of all time. They are without a doubt the best action/platformers of all time.
Example: You... You wanna play Boggle or Super Mario Brothers?
```

those cunts rejected it :(

Them bastards. lol

BTW we've never used the overwatch bot

dude

Rip

fuck OFF

seriously

your pissin me off hardcore

Doot

So I just looked in the Overwatch channel for the first time.

Was greeted with Rogue's finger which had the tip cut off.

I'm pissing kirk off?

stop bitching about the bots

(also, Johnny Depp recently cut the tip of his finger off the other month. Fucking weirdo.)

they dont bother you

I cant see the finger

where is it?

Who's complaining bout bots?

Scroll up some in that channel.

@Camel Complain about the bots.

Anything other than the windows I should focus on?

@Camel no.

I am not asking about your desires. I am asking about your viewing habits.

Shut down

ok shutting down my computer bye

:/

New mgsv update bois

wtf

@Deleted User fuk u

"fixed the terrain data for MGO"

100+ MB for that? wtf

?

what

New update

Maybe it's to fix the glitches in MGO

why are you invisable

?

I CANT SEE YOU AS ONLINE

did you select "invisible" mode?

Ye

Avoiding someone

o

lol

o

They're offline

why were u avoiding someone

Why not?

im just wondering

you dont seem like the type to avoid someone

you seem more the "fuck off" type

I'm in a server with them

I can't just tell them to fuck off

why you tell me to fuck off

all the damn time

pretty sure you told me fuck you about 5 minutes ago

unless this someone is a major d-bag

lol

I'd probably do more than tell them to fuck off if they were a d-bag

This dude's just too nice though

ahh

now i got ya

They're everywhere lmao

Not here though

^

oh there there