the Buddha only knew the false reality his father had conjured up

They post bounties on emus and they found out that was more effective than military action

one day he goes outside his palace with a courtier

u lot r pulling ma plonka

he sees a man who is sick and wonders what is this thing called sick

he's never known sickness?

he sees a man being cremated and wonders what is this thing called death

>dont shelter kids too much

no his father wanted Prince Gautama to inherit his kingdom he didn't want him to be a sage

how has he never known illness and death?

by forcefully trying to hide the suffering of the world he ended up making the Buddha become a renunciate because his soul knew there was such a thing as suffering and he set out to avoid it

because his father the king didn't let him leave the palace

but one day he did with a courtier

he's never caught a cold?

no

need me some buddha genes

after that say Gautama renounced every worldly trapping because he knew there had to be some way to escape this death

he left behind his harem and kingdom to go suck leaves and meditate

and then finally he realizes the middle way

suck leaves?

yeah

like for food?

for water

oh

I wasn't being literal I told you the other say during this period he would only consume rain that fell on his tongue cuz he was doing some gay jainism shit

right

then out of nowhere from the depths the truth came

the path is not extreme it is balanced

huh

Mornin'

What's going on, fellas?

Hello you blacks

hi san

did you die of cancer

Its 1pm

Not yet man

NEETS dont get to call others NPCs though

They can do it on twitter and its funny but its mildly hypocritical

if they dont play irl game of life

JUON JUON MINÄ POIKA JUON MINÄ TYKKÄÄN OLLA KÄNNISSÄ

shut up Gordon

If you bitches aren't down the gym what are you doing with your lives?

Lel "far too simple"

CNN would never lie

Politicians never lie

Corporations love us

And vaccines are totally safe

i paid 2$ for this

Holy shit that's big

tfw living in a shithole so everything is cheap

You're gonna destroy a toilet dude

Is that a panini?

Looks like some salami hero sandwich

With a big strand of ketchup

already ate it and i am still hungry

Did your hands get all messy?

no

Oh

My hands would've gotten messy with ketchup

theres not much ketchup

Looks like a once over with the bottle

I beg to differ

Unless that's just red sauce

thats ketchup

I beg your face got all messy though

nope

If that was America that'd just be a hotdog

Lmao why you euros so complicated yet got no flavor

u got small hands

bro

>no flavour
>Is American

<a:yeetholyfuck:452332487499186176>

@TK nah its just big

reminds me of the time subway hired midgets for their advertisements

to make their products seem bigger

except i am oposite of a midget

@TK San is a sticc Finnish boy

He's got thin hands

ik but just thats what subway did once

i am 6'4 btw

you'll always be a midget in my heart

despite you being 4 inches taller than me

Those 4 inches matter

Wonder who's the shortest male

Better not be me

I'm 6ft something

5'7

Fucking flip genes

Hoyhoyhoyhoyhoy

🇵🇭 🇵🇭 🇵🇭

lmao

You're also brown

Hahaha

Niggers

My Nana is still a looker, even at eighty. Whenever I bathe her in the driveway, I'm always impressed by her sinewy physique. I'll be like "Nana you're ripped bro" and she'll be like "nothing but clean living and good genes" then I'll be like "clean living? You ain't been sober an entire day since Nixon was still on the teet" and she'll be like "you'd drink too if you had such a shitty family" and I'll be like "maybe if you didn't have so much side wang pop-pop wouldn't have moved to Reno" and she'll be like "he moved to Reno because Schenectady was getting overrun with Mexicans" and I'll be like "Nana that's racist" then she'll say "then why don't you move there." This goes on until I'm done hosing her off, at which point I take her back inside, but her in front of a TV playing Diagnosis: Murder reruns, and give her a box of wine with a straw. Old people need the routine.

Augh

Argg

French

no u

yt ways to say dame

[Hransrap:7293] ways to say dame
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5g4I_cLhyMI

kys

n

o

u

daame

https://youtu.be/LJlxeDe8HqQ

yt kissing my brother

[Hransrap:7293] kissing my brother
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgsmsZXMflk

forsenC forsenGun TriHard

<:forsenwhip:279982078559518720>

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/354836977469882368/474676723003424804/smile.mp4

forgive english, i am Russia.
i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.
We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.
I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/354836977469882368/474677003648499722/white_jew.webm

"theres no such thing as a white jew"

woke

So, I have an ultimatum.

First, um, so Bill Gates and the Illuminati gotta herd the nigger cattle, WOO WOO, WE GOTTA HERD THE NIGGER CATTLE, WE GOTTA HERD THE NIGGER CATTLE, they got a big herd of niggercattle. Yippie-ka-yay, we're nigger cattle herders, we gotta herd the nigger cattle. They are the most docile fuckin' nigger cattle, we got them so docile, we got this big awesome herd of nigger cattle and they SHIT and they sit there and they watch tv and they SHIT. It's the best fuckin' herd of nigger cattle, we took away all their guns, now they just SHIT and we watch them and we're rich, we are so fucking rich. We have so much fucking money. We got this herd of nigger cattle, WOO WOO, we gotta, we're milking the fucking nigger cattle, it's the best thing ever.

So that's what the Illuminati got, aaand I got a space alien. So, here's my ultimatum:

You can live in hell with your herd of nigger cattle,
OR
You can put me in charge of the Space Alien Temple - the third temple.
Okay? That simple. Have fun with your nigger cattle, cuz I sure as hell ain't gonna suck your fuckin' jewnigger cock. Fuck yourself, you think I'm gonna fuckin' enjoy nigger cattle after I've had a fuckin' space alien? Are you fuckin' crazy? I've got a fucking space alien! Of course I'm not gonna fuck, fuck with niggercattle, fuck yourself! You think I'm- Enjoy your fuckin' nigger cattle,
you got the nigger cattle,
you got the nigger cattle,
you got the nigger cattle,
GO, GO, GO, GO,
you got the nigger cattle,
You got a fucking herd of nigger cattle WOO WOO WOO, we got 'em so docile, they just shit all day, ain't that great?

ah

terry a davis copy pastas

heres one

The atheist nigger CIA must surrender to the IRA by Dec 15.

Obama and the atheist CIA wake each day and ask, "How can we fuck God, today? I know! We'll make nuns perform abortions. We make homos dance naked in Russian churches in front of old church ladies. Isn't that hilarious? We'll make a complete mockery of marriage because, after all, niggers don't have fathers and that's not fair. My wife, Michelle, wants there to be no cupcakes for school.

Lmao this is pretty great

Saved

the atheist nigger CIA

who also happen to glow in the dark

i want free trump

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/354836977469882368/474674969151012885/jewish_military.webm

that's a fucking great video

https://youtu.be/HuJagZCIOe8

i keep webms in my archive discord

and the swiftness of ben shapiro is still talked about today

*big iron on his hiiiiiiiiiip*

@Gordon Frohman

http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1539865046388.png

was this you?

@Emanon Make me foxhound again you faggot.

I'm not sure who you are

also, I cannot

I can only promote to genome now

genome is the new fox hound

that green role is the new genome

Goddamn nigger lol.

Anyone have that doge meme where he's in the sewer?

ש͌̃̋מ͆̑̿ו̍̆͘נ̾͌͠ה̛̓̀ ̒̒́ע̛͗̐ש̛̍̑ר̄͑̉ה͋̋́ ͛̂͠ב͒̀̈ו̒̽̏ק̽̈́̆ר̋̿̓י̒̓̈ם̋̑̀ ̋͋̏ע̒̃̐י͂̿͛ר̀̌̄ו̃̒̽מ̏̉͘י́͑̕ם̿͛̚ ̌̀̒ב̓̀̓מ̌̿̐ק̔̊̆ל̆̈̓ח̑͗̆ו̈͛̕ת͆́̀ ̀͑̋ב̐͋̕ח̛̓͝ו̽͒̐ו̅̂͝ת̑̿͘ ̅̓̾ר̿́̐ם͗͂͌!̎̂͝
̃̈̈́ז̌̃̍ ͂̑̏ג̛͆̾ד̎͋̑ו̛̾̚ל̈́̇ פע פעפה קשה למיצוץ!
שמונה עשרה בוקרים עירונית רוצה להיות זייק!
קאובויים במקלחות בחוות רם!
על ברכיהם מצפה למצוץ ז קאובוי!
רם ראנץ 'באמת סלעים!

Hey, friend

hey there

Jullian Aussange

he'll yeah

Wtf

Tbh

The pfp of this server is faggotry

Hey

You're not amsalem

Get outta here

why you hating on Mario & Furs Co

@Óglach Miller not proper Hebrew

finest furry suits straight from israel

I understood that tho

It's Mario Furs & Co.

Retard

no u

u no

ooosh

Ooft

The furry in the corner is the final nail in the coffin

yt furries hanging at the mall

[Hransrap:7293] furries hanging at the mall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46bCoSrAjA4

yt hanging furries at the mall

[Hransrap:7293] hanging furries at the mall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46bCoSrAjA4

@amsalem stole it off another dude who zalgoed it

I got it in whatsapp

lemme fix

שמונה עשר בוקרים עירומים במקלחות בחוות רם! הזין גדול throbbin זין רוצה למצוץ! שמונה עשר בוקרים עירומים רוצים להיות זיין! קאובויים במקלחות בחוות רם! על ברכיהם רוצה למצוץ זין קאובוי! רם ראנץ 'באמת סלעים! חם חם בוקרים חובב שלהם זין throbbin קשה! שמונה-עשר בוקרים פראיים נוספים בחצר! זין גדול בולנג אי פעם כל כך קשה! אורגיה במקלחת ב רם ראנץ 'גדול קשה throbbin זין rammin קאובוי התחת! כמו גזע שאיל רוצה לעשות רוט! זין גדול throbbin קשה מקבל למצוץ עמוק עמוק! ללא שם: קאובויים אפילו מקבל זיין בשנתם! ראם ראנץ '... זה רוקס! קאובויים אוהבים זין גדול throbbin קשה! רם ראנץ '

zalgo really fucks up hebrew

rammin throbbin

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Ram-Ranch/116832433

who wants to watch me cum

dead server

https://i.imgur.com/i7UKtMW.gifv

How old are boomers?

Like, what age range?

Cos I just call anyone over 50 a boomer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uK177Bt--U&ab_channel=MisterMetokur&ab_channel=MisterMetokur

Mister Minotaur

jim live?

this is so sad

mr boomerkur

Again I ask

What's the age range for boomers?

He’s quitting?

he got super doxxed^

Cuck

Mister cuckater

Cuckskur

Cuckaburk

https://youtu.be/j-FxA1jloTg

NPC MEME GO AWAY

Thanks for the laugh, friend @Alibaba

he sounds devastated guys

BOTTOM TEXT

Me

Do you have the sewer doge?

Nope

Wait

:(

The one under NYC?

They'll never catch me

It's on my peecee

Waaaaaa

Why did mr metokur cuck out again

wut

WHY HAT MAN QUIT

I cba to watch his whole shitty stream

ok so here's the low effort low brainpower answer

he got super doxxed by princess tinkle panties

Like name and address?

super duper doxxed very hard

Whats point of quitting then

Damage is done

What a loser

who said he's quitting

He said its over or w/e

very traumatic 😭

Bigly