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nice

Kiwis are like chill Australians

kiwis are aussies but without the salt from losing to fucking birds

biirds?

Emus

the emu things

Emus irl are genuinely scary

You don't know what they're gonna do

nigger you have a tank

when the Buddha was born the astrologers said he would either be a great king or a great sage

Those fucking eyes stare into your soul

The great Emu war ah I remember now...

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All they had to do was make emu hunting legal

the father of Gautama surrounded him with worldly obsessions of desire

@Leaf me alone it still is

and then what happened

>an emu ate my baby

?

the Buddha only knew the false reality his father had conjured up

They post bounties on emus and they found out that was more effective than military action

one day he goes outside his palace with a courtier

u lot r pulling ma plonka

he sees a man who is sick and wonders what is this thing called sick

he's never known sickness?

he sees a man being cremated and wonders what is this thing called death

>dont shelter kids too much

no his father wanted Prince Gautama to inherit his kingdom he didn't want him to be a sage

how has he never known illness and death?

by forcefully trying to hide the suffering of the world he ended up making the Buddha become a renunciate because his soul knew there was such a thing as suffering and he set out to avoid it

because his father the king didn't let him leave the palace

but one day he did with a courtier

he's never caught a cold?

no

need me some buddha genes

after that say Gautama renounced every worldly trapping because he knew there had to be some way to escape this death

he left behind his harem and kingdom to go suck leaves and meditate

and then finally he realizes the middle way

suck leaves?