They post bounties on emus and they found out that was more effective than military action

one day he goes outside his palace with a courtier

u lot r pulling ma plonka

he sees a man who is sick and wonders what is this thing called sick

he's never known sickness?

he sees a man being cremated and wonders what is this thing called death

>dont shelter kids too much

no his father wanted Prince Gautama to inherit his kingdom he didn't want him to be a sage

how has he never known illness and death?

by forcefully trying to hide the suffering of the world he ended up making the Buddha become a renunciate because his soul knew there was such a thing as suffering and he set out to avoid it

because his father the king didn't let him leave the palace

but one day he did with a courtier

he's never caught a cold?

no

need me some buddha genes

after that say Gautama renounced every worldly trapping because he knew there had to be some way to escape this death

he left behind his harem and kingdom to go suck leaves and meditate

and then finally he realizes the middle way

suck leaves?

yeah

like for food?

for water

oh

I wasn't being literal I told you the other say during this period he would only consume rain that fell on his tongue cuz he was doing some gay jainism shit

right

then out of nowhere from the depths the truth came

the path is not extreme it is balanced

huh

Mornin'

What's going on, fellas?

Hello you blacks

hi san

did you die of cancer

Its 1pm

Not yet man

NEETS dont get to call others NPCs though

They can do it on twitter and its funny but its mildly hypocritical

if they dont play irl game of life

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