fuck bitches get money

Moontoad is a self hating gay BTW @A1NTE

Just ignore him

aw bb

be like me

fuck off tom

hate other degens

just love yourself bb

it's the modern way

:^)

accept paganism into your life

polygamy is nice

@Camil gay as always

im at odds with the most useless role i seen here

NSFW mod or Improv Mod

xd

lol yeah

I don't do shit

thank you

Mods are useless

camil

How is it gay

It looks nice at least

id walk a mile for a camil

,mute @Camil .00000000000000000000001 insulting staff while being a thot

@Camil has been muted for 1e-23 minutes.

@Camil has been unmuted.

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Bro I'd pay you a coffee @Gordon Frohman

https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-WclOZJLaodQ/VtTt9Cb57HI/AAAAAAAAJZU/lGp75sp7R1I/s1600/amx-50-120-9.jpg thanks for making this meme

Amx bois

yt god is a woman

hell yea

[Shakti:9985] god is a woman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHLHSlExFis

leclerc gang gang

do u have the tiger 1 @Gordon Frohman

yea

is it cool

i guess

i played WT on console for a bit

coke death squads

cocaine gang

the misunderstandings this could cause

how is it on console? @MoonToad

your playing with ps4 xbox and pc players all at once

no way really?

are you at a disadvantage?

yea

everyone is lumped together

i played a long time ago

but i dont remember raging

i'll lump gordon with my poo logs

take these logs gordon

shakti

no

fuck you

lets build a nuclear reactor

lol u mad u mad

i do remember fucking people in the air quite a bit

i'm gonna be a mod gordon

shak tee hee

ok

me and leaf already discussed this

good for you

thanks

>inb4 gordon is mod

you could have been a mod if you wanted to

first

but you know what you could never be gordon

not a virgin

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ouch

ok shakti

he got u there

its true folks

@Septapus comic 10

all day with the pro septapus comics

kewl

Help I think in autistic

Im

same

>think

I think I am

I like this image

u like the loli

I wish I had adaughter tofeed spagheti

<:GWsetmyxPeepoWeird:405337568155009024>

u should not have one

you shouldnt own kids tom

you sick pedo

:ç

shakti

lets have tantric sex

sure gordon i'll rape you

https://www.thebeaverton.com/2017/12/autocorrect-nightmare-typo-bill-c-45-legalizes-cannibalism-instead-cannabis/?fbclid=IwAR32oe5qrfKAT4mEEkaJ_SHtaAw2zwdqFMMPIKzsT9-L_HSnGERChm15ELQ

bruh

is there space for third

How do you do that

karmamudra?

i've done it before

No submit a bill with a bunch of fucking typos

Don't they look over those before putting it out on the floor?

ok

>abdallah

#tiktok Miley Cyrus turned young girls into whores. Everything is going as I have foreseen <:rubhands:348458410783539211>

Security story of the day 10-17-18: CO?

Pull up on site at 1525 or so before my shift (I’m taking a taxi cuz my car is broken down) notice about a dozen “transients” who infest this area of town at the NE side of the parking lot fucking around with stolen bikes.. Already mad seeing this shit about to just call the PD cuz that was day 2 of the same shit happening and I’m fair but you test me and I’m not going to take your shit etc. etc.

Clock in get debriefed by the morning guard (nothing ever happens in the mornings I’m the night guard shit goes off at night..)

“Haha alright my dude see you later we need to get you a bigger uniform you cant even fit my 3xl with ur wide ass… I’m pissed I’m gonna go call the cops right in front of those stupid assholes peace.”

*Dude leaves and I walk over and begin writing on my DAR (Daily Activity Report).. Bunch of them disperse when they see me so it’s half of a headache I figure I can deal with it without calling PD..*

Walk up to the notorious “Turtle” who was my number 1 asshole for half a year and one day he saw me save someone’s life who was OD’ing and gave me respect so now we’re cool and I’m kinda in such shock that I give him a pass cuz his old lady works at the gas station next to the property I let him loiter for a little bit and tell him don’t get people crowded up around you blowing up your spot or I’mma have to come down on you got it? Good ok…

Talking to a local that I know we’ll call him Wheelchair Greg he’s a transient druggie who told me he’s trying to get better who I try to help he’s cool with me we mess around he’s got a stolen bike in his hand I grab my radio..

“Hey guys do you y’all sell xyz type bikes?”

“I don’t think so why?”

“Cuz I’m looking at a stolen bike right now and I’m wanted to know if it came from inside the store..”

*Out of nowhere*

“Hey man how are you doing?”

*Look over my left shoulder*

*UPD Officer sitting on the hood of his car with his arms folded*

“Haha oh dang well I was pulling in at the start of my shift at 1530 and I saw the bicycle chop shop gang out here and I was gonna call you guys but I figured I’d try to deal with it myself I don’t like to bother you unless it’s something serious..”

*We shoot the shit a little bit about how my post is a shithole and I tell him the hard work we’ve been doing to make it into a respectable business again and these knuckleheads bla bla and I see drug deals all the time but I don’t call unless I’m sure bla bla he’s like yeah…*

I didn’t know at the time but I kinda figured it out that Wheelchair Greg was a suspect they were looking for… LEO kept telling him not to go anywhere until his partner gets here..

((((secret innner voice… omgz this cop is actually out here treating me with respect because he’s on scene without any backup and I’m gigantic 6’8” with a stun gun… I’m like his partner right now omg omg omg))))

*have a mobility issue sustained from a birth injury talk to the cop about passing the academy cuz I’ve been giving serious thought to joining LE he says to go talk to the chief at the station.*

“So Officer if you don’t mind me asking why are you investigating Wheelchair Greg?”

*All the while the cop is grilling this dude like.. He knows exactly who this guy is and what he does…*

“Well this guy is out here dealing heroin, crank, and weed in your parking lot.”

“Ohhh!! That’s good to know officer thank you I’ll make sure to let you guys know if I see anything I see suspicious activity all the time but it’s rare for them to let me see hands trading money and all that blabla..”
Wheelchair Greg: “I don’t deal anymore blabla last time you scared me I’m scared straight!!!”

*shows his hand shaking*

Officer: “Well what are you doing out here then mind if I search you?”

Wheelchair Greg: “I was uhh uhh talking to this sherriff uhh uhh correctional officer.”

Lolwut

Me: “Security guard”

*inner monologue* lmao this guy is so shook he referred to me as a CO… Mega Freudian slip…

Me and the cop keep shooting the shit and grilling this asshole and god damn it was hilarious I kept laughing my ass off talking about doing some real hard security work cleaning up skid row and shit and he was super cool I love it when we get respect from law enforcement for the hard job that we have at my particular post it’s very rare that we get credit for the shit that nobody sees us do except the degenerates who we enforce on…

We are grilling this dude.. He is like treating me like his partner and we’re just dressing this drug dealer down so hard it made my fucking day..

Eventually his partner arrives and I tell them I’m gonna let them do they’re thing they thank me and proceed with their investigation.. Saw them frisking the guy for drugs unfortunately nothing was found so they let him go with or without a citation I’m not sure.. All I know is next time I see Wheelchair Greg I’m going to fucking dab on him harder than I’ve ever dabbed on anyone in my life.

worth the read

ok

Are you training for being a cop?

yeah

well

i mean

mentally

not what I meant lol

better to start early

i need to find out if there's even a small chance for me to pass academy with my birth injury

true

a detective told my morning guard they're hard up for people

if i even have a chance to make LEO i'll quit smoking

and go to the gym

i want it so bad

https://video-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t42.9040-2/44224413_2239017736374721_3078822597190746112_n.mp4?_nc_cat=106&efg=eyJybHIiOjU5OSwicmxhIjo1MTIsInZlbmNvZGVfdGFnIjoic3ZlX3NkIn0%3D&oh=813da76656033cee861fa8cccea96854&oe=5BC88D82

the officer i talked to today said yeah go talk to the police chief

i have zero fear of any law enforcement shit

i put myself in danger all day with no vest or gun lol

might fall under discrimination laws

@Shakti whats your birth injury?

autism?

no that's yours

negative

im 6'8" gordon

a condition you will never understand

@Shakti would you consider military?

>he isn't 10'8

i was so big i got stuck in the birth canal

so i died

lmao look at this guy

and the doctor ripped me out of the womb

lmao shakti u dead

so my left shoulder has nerve damage

we got a spooky nigga

yeah

@Gordon Frohman how tall are you Gordon?

2'4

Same

That is a bit spooky

biggest boy on the block

Asian height alpha height

some weird new age guru told me one time that my spirit entered the body when i died

Prove me wrong

and i took over the dead nigga

@Shakti found your brother

my mom was liek wtf when i told her that

bring back shakti 1.0

Asian gang Gang where you at

bodhishakti

pancit gang

New age guru

Adobo gang Gang

adobo is good

Hell yeah

dis nigga died

Lmao dis nigga dead

i dead

shakti

shakti dead

@Septapus comic 10

im gonna stretch my bones

Aphex Twin

Why am I always the Queen

Wtf

da queen

yass queen

bitch im the chink

yt knuckles meme

[Shakti:9985] knuckles meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsPW17EvPTg

He had a twin brother that died at birth apparently

you are a queen in my heart @reef_reads

quit complaining

Queeeeeen

@TK quit existing

da queeen

quit fucken dying

Lick my big black ass

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shakti

never the king

gordon fuck you

why u mad

i'm not mad

Shakti a gamer because he respawned at birth

u mad

damn

that's deep

@Septapus comic 4

dam I lost my motivation that was going well recently

you're welcome

shit

yes it OH fault

i'm a gamer the most oppressed group in the world

tru

>OH is the source of all my problems

veronica no

True

@Gordon Frohman I got lunch date with a kiwi girl tomorrow

Am I cool yet?

you always are

>kiwi girl

she better be thicc

I hope it doesnt get cancelled, youll end up demotivated like me

She is thicc

@Shakti teach me more buddhism

@TK who the fuck in tarnation are you

@MrSpac that is of none of your concern

I always peak at that ass when she's sweeping at the Cafe she works at

<:smork:499783685571084319>

nice

Kiwis are like chill Australians

kiwis are aussies but without the salt from losing to fucking birds

biirds?

Emus

the emu things

Emus irl are genuinely scary

You don't know what they're gonna do

nigger you have a tank

when the Buddha was born the astrologers said he would either be a great king or a great sage

Those fucking eyes stare into your soul

The great Emu war ah I remember now...

<:aussie:282352030591352832>

All they had to do was make emu hunting legal

the father of Gautama surrounded him with worldly obsessions of desire

@Leaf me alone it still is

and then what happened

>an emu ate my baby

?