I spent seven hours getting my material cost from 126$ down to 32$

I'm a JEW

>tfw doodlifted heavy weight
>tfw ripped the skin
>tfw right in the middle of my palm
>tfw everything hurts to do

good thing I don't fap

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4133476/Bizarre-parking-row-car-van-posted-Facebook.html

> tfw mechanical engineer that can't figure out he needs to use chalk when dead lifting

> tfw mechanical engineer that doesn't know to pick the bar with the most worn knurling

wow yeah that's the last fucking time I let spotify shuffle for me holy shit

> tfw IQ of more than 130, less common sense than the niggers Caerulus Rex played HS football with

shrekt

it's not my fault my mom let me waste my youth on world of warcraft

> tfw you lift to anything besides the Golden One's spotify playlist and an iTunes folder full of Mr. Bond and fashy synth wave like Xurous and Cybernazi

tbh I find that putting a bandaid underneath scotch tape works pretty good for shielding the injured skin

Latsbrah has a spotify?

cool

wow what a gay coverphoto

https://open.spotify.com/user/maru1/playlist/02HMRsCsAUiXbZbLox8sD2

as tough as he is I always get mad at narcisists or however you spell it

must be my white guilt

lol, we wouldn't get along

yeah

I like Eli but he is confrontational and I get scared

>tfw strong but don't like being the center of attention or getting into conflicts

I told the recruits I train at drill yesterday that I had seen myself in the mirror after taking a piss and thought of some good life advice for them; "When you're looking to get married, find someone that loves you as much as I love me"

mmm

didnt know you were an officer

I'm not

Narcicissm game is so fucking amazing

sorry

gmae?

you mean like, dating game?

Chicks love narcisistic sociopaths

http://www.math.harvard.edu/people/graduate.html guys, is there a conspicuous lack of a certain ethnicity on this list

<:blobthonkang:293808597522055168> @Caerulus_Rex

@queenarchitect [NAXALT etc]

@Caerulus_Rex I was listening to the new Rebel Yell about manosphere and I felt bad about nogf

lol

I figure I should go to bars and things and just get good at talking to girls

is she saying i'm not a narcissistic sociopath

no

don't go to bars

lolol

I haven't pursused a girl for four years

I don't know where you should go to talk to chicks, but I can triple double dog certify personally that bars are not the answer

but I have beeg mooscles

Internet

girls like beeg mooscles

I've met more niggers that can do calculus than women that aren't attracted to narcisistic sociopaths

lolol

@Caerulus_Rex have you ever considered why you haven't been able to KEEP a girl while acting like a crazy person?

Yeah, actually. The main reason my ex stopped being attracted to me was because I started acting like a decent person.

reeee

Every other chick, I was the one that got rid of them because I was tired of their nuerotic bullshit

this golden one playlist is good

>dating women

Well, except for the one that didn't want to hook up a second time because I didn't beat her up enough the first time

mmm

I am getting triggered

Gfs are degenerate

all women want to be choke fucked subconsciously

Actually, there were a couple other chicks that didn't want to date any more because I started acting like a decent person, but they werent girl friends per se

Correct Bane

it shouldnt be an everyday thing tho

itt: people larping that the porn they watch is real life

girls want husbands and kids at a deeper level than they will ever want to be harmed

I don't watch porn anymore.

lol

false

they arent mutually exclusive

those two things

mmm

>tfw ya holes line up just right

Think about how easy it is for the Jews to convince women to pursue getting choke slammed and [something something degeneracy] VS. how hard it is for us to convince them to pursue husbands and families

uh

i think youre wrong

it's very easy to convince them to want to be wives

it's just that no one does it

but i dont feel like explaining why tbh

and when a girl is 35 years old it's hard to teach them new things

shitting dick nipple

just look at what majors women lean toward in school

social work etc

they want kids

You mean like the social worker I dated?

I was a nursing major in college

That didn't want kids until she is 35?

i apparently want little buildings

because she dumb

and is using her motherly instinct toward negros

its still there, its just misused

And declined my offer to come with me to Texas because she would rather stay here and listen to the sob story of every nigger that comes in the free clinic she works at?

Than be a fucking housewife?

@Caerulus_Rex maybe you're just unlikable and the nogs are actually more fun to be around

sorry that was harsh

my white fragility is making me want to take big dawg down a peg

I must be, she only wanted me for one thing

convo when you get tenure can you design an oven capable of making the holocaust possible

can i design the facility

>tenure
>doing something worthwhile