@badtanman dude i didnt know you had a website

you should have told me

lol

you should have seen what was on there before I sold it to him

f

u

he already said he only likes you as a friend

wish i could say the same

FRIENDSHIP ENDED WITH @Convo, DAVE FROM NEW YORK IS MY BEST FRIEND NOW

i like how he ignores anything that is good advice in an obvious way

"Maybe that girl isnt a real girl, maybe you're being catfished"
"So I was walking down the street and i stepped in dogshit, right?"

Dave

kek

his call yesterday was funny

he was impersonating chris

https://youtu.be/J04DXAD0bCU

1:21

yeah I listened this morning

also i learned today that my college is #7 most diverse college in america

was Rutgers on the list

black teammate was bix nooding and I asked him what he was saying and he monkeyed out "was yo pro blem"

and I told him that he was inarticulate

and he looked at his feet and was super sa

d

ive never seen a nig do that

ever

yeah surprised they feel sadness

I am probably literaly the only white person to ever say no to him in his entire life

>polish

>white

i love the 80s

unfortunately

its highly unprincipled

>tfw dad asks me to fix something with his car and taps my monitor to show me which part wasnt working

not a touch screen

reeee

i got so mad I THREW my tendies on the floor

and SCREAMED at him that he was a DEGENERATE

nah i wiped it down and fixed his car

but i wanted to

lol i'm gonna go to your house and smudge up your monitor

>she wants to get hate fucked

little does she know

shes just gonna die

implying you wouldn't pass out from exhaustion from heaving your blubbery gratuitousness onto her

oh wait that doesn't apply anymore

didnt you lose like 80lb

still made me kek

I have been working out for 4 years and have only put on 70lb

and he lost more than that in like 1 month

pretty impressive

if only wyatt was capable of such an astonishing feat of athleticism

>step away to get a drink

come back to THIS

that was p funny tho

>implying he would touch me

>tfw qt polish girl mentions how great i look with weight loss and new hair cut

tfw still not polish

I wish I had a polish girl to tell me how great I look

order one from poland

order her to do what

I am the prince of poland after all

succ

who oven reacted me show yourself

>hes on mobile

>he doesn't have a job

wage cuck

salary cuck tyvm

im the wage cuck here

touche

i didnt know you could repair cars

also

i dont, really

look up

Walkman

by Kassio

er

Kasso

im just p good at general troubleshooting, muh google

he asked me to look up the price for a replacement and i found an ez fix

Started my richard Spencer account

https://images.discordapp.net/.eJwFwVsOhCAMAMC7cABaW3l5G4IETUAI1C-zd9-ZT72zqkNdImMdAOe9Up-nXtJnLFmX3kvNcdxLp94gisR0tfzIAjLoA9rNm93tDpktUCA0gclZvyGyIYYWa9XjKer3B50vIWs.cPSwKhfmOgtcpO8tvr0x3Kj275c

anime right

@Convo its good to know at the very least basic "handyman" skills, electrical, plumbing, etc

@here voice time the dingo is awake

my dad always told me never to bother with plumbing because of the nightmare you'll cause if you fuck it up

>tfw dad tried to show me handy skills
>tfw preferred to play wow
>tfw hate wow now
>tfw no time to learn skills

thanks dad for being a weak sack of shti and not destroying my computer

lol

my dad wouldnt teach me shit, he would always just do shit himself

so i learned on my own

also yeah maybe plumbing wasnt the best example

are you sure you're not a nigger

yes

my dad tries to teach me things for my car since they don't want me stranded

he's the kind of guy who just does everything on his own so he doesnt have to deal with people

i was always the electronics one and he'd do everything else but i decided to use my temporary neetdom after college to learn basic homeowner skills

better to learn now than later