the BODY is the parasite

the beanie is the true body and brain but the human body is just a vessel the beanie needs to walk around

and the human body skates like a normal human would so as to not look suspicious

News

is this a thot 2.0

Well shit guys, first I find out PewDiePie has no legs and now Tim is actually the beanie

exactly

the name of the beanie is tim pool

wrong actually

and since it has no vocal chords

Tim is like a mushroom

it uses the mixed race body beneath it

So

as a voice modulator

or DAC

it's literally simple as

To be fair that lady really shouldn't have been monkeying around at work

It grew it's strands inside the body

exactly

Overruling the brain

remember ratatoulie the movie

the rat controlling the body by pulling on hairs

Almost like that

Correct

Except for

Kek

Hair

well the beanie implanted it's woolen fibers into the skull of the human body

but imagine what happens if he does shave it off

he cant

that's why

"tim pool finally came out as a skinhead"

he can only take it off for a few seconds

like in the 4chan pic

It is connected to the body

or when the person in the live stream took it off for a sec or two

he would've died

well the body wouldve died

but tim pool the beanie wouldve survived only for a bit longer

a beanie can survive in a mobile van too btw

🤔

but you know

women prefer mature look

so maybe he leaves it as is and removes it when he goes to pick up chicks

hmmm

instant +20 years

I love knowing that at some point Tim has probably looked in the chat and just gone "...these are my fans."

u know i always wondered

he looks like a younger dr phil

with the balding and etc

kek @mikeflarkin

i guess women do really like dr phil

cuz he's lit

Ridiculous tim doesn't read that much of chat, right?

so does the beanie stay attached to the human body when he;s with a nice mixed race social liberal left libertarian?

🤔

It turns chameleon

well only one way to know

what if takes the shape and color of hair

if he pulls a heisenberg soon he reads it

yes

so women are like oh shit ok not bald. im game

@⛧アシュトン⛧ hell never shave kek

well he can go for older women without, younger with

bigger range

dr phil <---> tim pool

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he should get a toupee

just read the shitstorm in voice general and motherfuckers arguing about fusion and fission difference lol

uh oh i pulled the double lol

they'll make fun of him if he does

you're all none the wiser

hell people will make fun of him if he gets transplants

shaving is the only way out

Yeah trademarks dont protect against anything thats not sold nor against stuff that is sold but is in an entirely different area or product group

you look badass with shaved head 😛

thats geographical area

If you have trademark on nivea as a creme if someone sold hosebrushes under that name thats not protected against

nor is a local brewery in saxony infringing on the trademark of a local brewery in berlin under the same name

umm

okay... I've come to the conclusion that the Antifa Black Bloc is racist. They are wearing all black clothes, which is obviously racist. i mean painting your whole body black is black*face* and wearing all black clothes has the same effect as painting your whole body black - so the Black Bloc must be racist.

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YAAASS BEANIE SLAAAYYY

i think you're right @I AM ERROR

i'm just following the applied logic.

i think if tim starts rubbing rogaine on his head and it grows out, he's set

hey, did you know mussolini was in favor of the progressive tax rate?

have you heard of the tale of darth plagueis the wise?

@dobatag He should rub Joe Rogan on his head

he used to have a bald head

and this mother gave him a can of Rogaine for christmas

within a year or two, i can't recall, he had fuckign hippie length hair

is that why he changed his last name?

yeah

seems legit

it was my history teacher

ill never forget rogaine bro

like that shit is insane

he was legit almost completely bald lol

like more than tim even

and he lived with his mom too

Go the centari from Babylon 5 look

so his mom gave him a can of Rogaine back in 06 or 07 or something

then like the next year i saw him

bruh lmao

fucking jesus christ

like heavy metal hair i swear

shoulder length

They just dont wanna give trump ANYTHING

This person is unhinged

Yeah, they have gone full stormtrooper.

what discord?

Its a lesbian server im in

Do they have to verify you're lesbian first or what

"send nudes to confirm"

There are voice interviews to get in

...... holy fuck that's some dedication you got there

We get guys pretending to be women trying to get in every day

😏

oh wait you're a lesbian and didnt join to spy on them ?

Huh

voice interviews lol

Yeah

i know some girly sounding guys

there are voice changers too..

voice changers are usually really obvious though

Theres a difference between having high pitch as a man and having female ressonance. Voice changers are obvious

are they ?

Yes

man get spastics in csgo servers with unrealistically deep voices

i reckon they must all be 12 and super sensitive about their own voice

got a feature like that on my sound card but i don't really use it ;P

Lol

oh kids are impossible to tell somehow

sometimes

every game really, gmod, tf2, etc

If you want a deeper voice talk from your chest

I mean shit, Jason Schreider(sp?) has a fucking girly voice

most men subconsciously make their voice deeper when talking to a woman anyway

😏

I know

Fruity af beta male voice

Based from the Yong discussion

its like dudes that sound gay

and they try and hide it

I always sound confused and scared

Still pissed he went to shit on Yong afterwards on Twitter

I mostly sound like fkn Shaggy from Scooby Doooo

Because of the fanbase

I sound like an underage girl >.>

But I know how to do accents so it's fine

Yong Yea?

Yeah

yea he had a stream with kotaku journo

ahh the asian wisdom of yong yea

there was argument over f76 and bethesda engine

like the quartering but better

don't compare them ;p

@⛧アシュトン⛧ the engine is fine. Bethesda isnt

you don't want to punch yong yea in the face whenever he opens his mouth

There are some right leaning users following him but Jason just blanketed them as alt-right or some shit

fuck i watched like 3 quartering videos and tapped out

now its all in my recommended

I dont think you should compare YongYeet and Quartering

Remove them from your history

They're too different imo

i have him subbed for headlines but i really cringe when i watch him try to avoid it no matter what

Remember when bethesda made decent games

@Redneo if it were they would not have been as bugsthesda for agea

Wtf happened

YongYea tends to be a bit more in depth but I do like both

i mean him being full of shit, dragging it and acting out is one thing..
but after interacting with his fans...

Thank you Pelosi very cool

@Glaice it's too far back im fucked

Did todd’s manlet rage get the better of him

yong yea doesn't have to remove his videos over fake shit ;D

Well then, scroll back or wipe your history

the quartering and yong yea have literally made videos on the exact same issues

a comparison seems fair

I like Quartering because he's more chill and meme
I like YongYeet because he articulates his very well thought-out arguments very well

quarting jumps right away at anything

without checking shit out

yeah he is a little overenthusiastic

he often blows shit out of proportion just to do a video

But Jeremy is quick to correct his mistakes

okay

and he talks too much, too slow, about shit nobody cares about

guys i'm totes not a racialist

as in remove his videos ?

but yong yeah really sounds like trish takanawa from family guy

@⛧アシュトン⛧ put the video on 1.25 speed lolololol

obv with a manly low voice

YongYeet doesn't sound very Asian

**He sounds Murican**

Jeremy's "Exclusively Games" is straight up games and no political bullshit

he doesn't sounds like a 2nd gen immigrant

I think that's a good principle

difference is, yong yea is doing gaming and isn't afraid to talk shit, he knows his computer games

not saying that's a bad thing tho

Man if i wanted a games review i can trust i would go to steam reviews

quartering is more of a politician that decided to concentrate on games

Yong's parents are probably a second gen

YongYea sticks to his principles

what flavor of asian is he?

You always get the extra info with yongyeas vids too

i assume chinese

Vietnamese flavour idk

ah

yong yea is solid

Hey guys.

YongYea and The Quartering are the same person

Probably Chinese, not sure

same with sidalpha

as a non racismist i cannot tell some asian people apart

as a non racialist, they all look the same to me

the eyes

It's their facial structure, eyes, ec

i don't need explore 'first' fake news, rumors or political propaganda, i can go to kotaku for that..

but that's because there's only one race

the human race

I'm not racist, ***B U T***...

or even better. Ask them about the nanking massacre

dont do a racism

it is very bad

This is what Jeremy kickstarted ExclusivelyGames for

If they deny it happened they’re probably japanese

no he just wants moneyz

The rape of nanking

and he sees a hole to be filled

Lol

Games and games only.

I think that's an unfair assessment

yeah like i said it's not gonna happen

oh please, like the dude that beat him up ? "him ? i don't know him" forgot he smeared him as a pedo before

how can you deny something that never happened? @Maddie

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He has the forum up, the EG Discord is up, the main site is almost ready, most T-shirts have been sent out

dude is fake attention whore that's why i see him as just as bad as sjw.

dude who beat who up

jeremy got beaten up at genecon

Some transgender, that's all I know

Genecon?

fattmantastic his name was

gencon or whatever its name is

sec

mattfantastic*

i dunno i aint heard of any similar sounding convention

gencon ;p

no idea what it is

ooh fuck some gender shit i reckon

GeneCon sounds like a race realist gathering lmao