To get with the guy supplying her drugs.

I was in a thread on the good ole 4chan

Drugs are bad

yeah thats why i like this girl

she loves music

Guy used nicotine patches so a girl would rely on him

She destroyed our relationship to be with this guy.

Who has destroyed her life.

She felt good when he was around

Now she gots a record and looks like shit.

Because he kept her feeling good

and liek music related shit, going to shows

hates drama

lol is a snob about her music too lol

People who use drugs to control another individual are evil.

Like manipulated fuckers.

which i am not but more out of my proffesion

@R9b1t this is kinda scary

or else i wouldnt get work lol

???

Yeah it is

Think I done the right thing to let her go.

and fuck SHE DOESNT CARE I SMOKE WEED hooly fuck

I could have saved her.

It proves a point I guess, a moral

that really pissed me off about my EX

I only regret not trying to save her from that druggie.

Well, I kinda miss being nagged.

like fuck i would have her talk with my friends who are fucking doctors and biologists

and she wouldnt listen

Even if we were not together, I should have done something about.

i mean do you know if shes cleaned up since?

She was a woman that took up a better part of my life.

I don't know anymore, she doesn't have any media presence anymore.

like i get with shit like coke or meth or shit liek that

Imo dark comedy is the best kind of comedy

i mean even with weed

people can get stuck

It’s taboo, but it’s still right

im just not that kind of person

But I do regret not doing something to help her, she was a large part of my life.

Even if we were not together, I should have at least helped her get clean and back on track.

Make sure she was okay and had a good life.

I should have been a adult about it.

yeah i mean everyone needs someone there for them at a time like that

but there are those that would tell u to fuck off

Not your problem in the long run

Yes

I feel bad though.

which you cant do much about

should i post a news story that is just funny in shitpost? its not important so idk if it should go in newsroom

You can post it here.

Really doesn't matter.

lol jsut dont spam them

https://www.danspapers.com/2015/06/hamptons-police-submarine-unit-makes-first-arrest/

As long as it is not against the rules.

its funny lol

XD submarines unit

yea they got a decommissioned sub

well sorry that was just depressing

@SugarPsycho is this satire?

cops aint got nothing better to do than crash a party

I should check wiki how on how to get a life

<a:omegalul:459343905562034197>

like fuck lol i mean i get if they were being dumbasses which it sounds like they were

you arent supposed to drive boats drunk... its like cars

jesus christ, can't even smoke some weed on a boat

Well, depends on the boat and the body of water

you guys are lame its funny...

its a motor vehicle

lame?

if it's under power yes

Squirrel girl...

>.>... that anime squirrel girl is smexy.

Meh

doing drugs and operating vehicules is the opposite of lame

I saw better

Bet you that tail is soft and would make a great pillow.

dangerous

yes

Ew furry

irresponsible

yes

Neko's are not furries.

but no its the shit of movies

Basic stage of furry

The first

Furry are humanoid with fur and animal features all over body.

Boating under the influence is considered differently from driving under the influence, at least in most jurisdictions I've heard of.

tell me that scene in teh wolf of wall street is not fucking great

I think I’m allowed to hate my father for his life choices

Dude... sometimes humans are born with tails.

So that isn't that far off.

What

extremely dumb yes

Proof or fake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WgpFD64OQc

Wtf man

ok wtf

https://www.babymed.com/fetal-malformations/vestigial-tail

It is a left over from evolution.

*not sure if furry or pedo*

It's a really ugly tail to be honest

We are after-all... evolved Chimps.

Like rat tail

tbh

it even comes out of the side

looks like an uncircumsized dick

grody

Yes

a longer one mind you

like mine 😄

It doesn't look like an appealing neko lol

Oh it’s just proving we’re evolved from prokaryotes

just showing

Is it that really hard that sometimes humans are born with tails aka left over by products of evolution?

furries dont know what they want

"I nicknamed my new car 'Elizabeth Warren'. It's all-white, but it says Cherokee."

Just most of the time, the tail is surgically removed.

i bet you someone beign born with this

guarantees they 100% are not going to be a furry

I was born with a tail.

I was also born with a tale.

Oh really

I know a friend born with 6 toe

Yeah.... my mother talks about it all the time. T_T

Called me her little monkey.

dat feel

when they remove ur tail

LOOK AT MY SON HE HAS A SPECIAL TAIL <a:omegalul:459343905562034197>

but it wasnt a tail it was ur dick

F

F

I wish it was a fully functional tail... with fur.

I would declare myself a Saiyan.

>.>

Yea but it's not possible

In 20 years maybe

*still not sure if furry or not*

With genetical engineering

Just to fuck with people.

ok being a saiyan would be badass

dont tell me any of u mafakers havent tried going super saiyan

well you could fuck people with the tail

*shrug* I'd rather be an elf.

@Dusty Morgan not impossible, just gotta wait for science to progress

Given enough time, everything is possible

lol when im not cheesefacing and trying to look good girls tell me i look like orando bloom

im like wtf i dont see it

but now i have long hair n shit so i see it more

especially when i shave lol

but i also look like 5 years younger when i do

still i wouldnt want a tail

It would be kinda cool

Or would it be

i mean sure if i had one id prolly feel different about it

On a girl, sure

On me, idk

but yeah itd be awkward explaing that shit to a hookup

'*I'm special*'

she like grabs down ur pants

and ur like

NO NOT THE SOFT ONE

Oof

the hard one

lol

mind you when u drink

that shit is liek fucking on hard mode

I mean, you can try to put a hole in for the tail and all

but you're just BEGGING for a wardrobe malfunction at that point.

yeah really

Tails are not for today tho

Besides having kids playing with your tail while you're in line for food or something...

talk about creepy.

man

some parents

would fuckign faint

seeing that

or fuckign kick your head

like I AM NOT HERE FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT *tail at full attention*

like they think you jsut have an elaborate way of stuffing ur dick down ur pants

I want a tail now

and sticking it out the back

Literally no point.

get a rumor of being a pedophile

I wanna be a cyborg tbh

not worth it

I'll just be over here sipping on my elven youth...

unles

u find a reaaally freaky chick

that likes the dp

then u got urself a keeper

Sounds better to have a gud old metallic body

See, I could get cybernetic implants.

They're functional.

How

MSNPC

if i ever have to amputate a hand or arm

i would 100% do it

I can understand wanting a bionic ear or eye, or a modem in your brain...

to play guitar

Being able to directly uplink with the internet, I could see that being neat.

@RyeNorth or having a 360° rotating hand

Why?

alll to play guitar

Why is that a thing you would need?

Why not

Just that it's possible

tho tbh id rather lose my right hand

Impossible with your futile human body

my left hand has too much of my feel i dont know my playing would sound the same

in terms of my feel

i got feels

love me some good feels

girls love the feels too shows em you know what you want, and fucking like it

also that you can finger them like a master

👍

I play piano

ahhh

too bad no vibrato in piano

or bending

Both hands are super agile ninjas

thats where the feels at

i mean dotn get me wrong

Back... yeah I would fuck with people if I had a fully develop monkey tail.

The only purpose I can see of having a hand that rotates 360 degrees is being able to back hand someone on the backswing

I would definitely act like a siyan.

doing all teh fast shit is lots of fun an di can do it

Saiyan^

but only othe rmusicians care about that

and not even all other musicians

but yes that helps for fingering yeet

finger them G chords

@RyeNorth it's just kind of a joke to say 'look it's now possible with cyborg implants!'

get the 9th in there

I mean, I can double-slap back-hand someone whilst bragging about what is possible with cybernetics, can't I?

I guess

LOOK *SLAP* AT THE POWER *SLAP* OF SCIENCE! *SLAP*

Having predator eyes would be cool too

tbh i like my body

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfwMjTcaz64

It will die eventually

I suppose someone has to julz

maybe id want to be able to actually gain muscle on my arms

but i got no complaints

Looks like photoshop <:GWseremePeepoThink:402867838580293643>

It is a photoshop.

To draw people in on this conversation.

Ikr lol

hey rye at least im fairly healthy