"but they are cute"

or hot

Yes

Like legolas

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_Sun

that is their identity

being hot

Legolas is cool

He's fast

He's a good archer

being fast isn't a good thing, even if you are a good shot >.>

Super nice guy

He's also really strong

eh

He killed more than gimli dude

With a BOW

"That only counts as one"

thats not stronger

In the books actually, Gimli beat legolas by 2 kills

Fuck the books

😏

Blasphemy #2

And in separate fights at the same time

Legolas husbando

it was a good scene, basically cemented their respect for each others battle proweses in their own ways

Gimli with his pure grit and strength, legolas with his finess and precision

your husband material is fast? Guess he better know how to use those 10 seconds 😏

Has anyone noticed that Gandalf basically never used his magic in battles

Also, good luck raising a kid for 50 years

Even though he's supposed to be this amazing wizard

Helm's Deep?

He just smacks people with his stick

I prefer Warhammers depiction of elves

Really xenophobic, magically enchanced, and long living.

Wont even deal with subraces

Oooh Jeremy used to play warhammer

I used to paint his action figures with him

Wood elves are the worst

i generally dislike elves, dwarves, orcs, goblins, all the generic fantasy races. i just get tired of them being in everything

They hate anything not green with pointy ears

Cause it easy

They already exist, so its easy for players to know them immediately with some deviations

Mass effect has the best races

Like for example, skyrim orks being gifted smiths

But thats scifi

Still counts

Scifi tends to have alot more freedom, and unlike fantasy does not have any prior biases influenceing that

Fantasy has always been influenced by folklore

I love how everyone is unique, and the races have their own problems and politics

But scifi does not have any prior folklore to derive from

Like how the krogan keep fighting each other

So they tedn to be very creative

ehh, Mass Effect has a few good ones

Asari and somewhat quarians stand out as lazy to me

Dude, if the Krogan didnt kill each other, they would take over the galaxy

The salarians and turians are fighting each other and the krogan

Like long living, strong as hell, smart as well

And reproduce like crazy

Asari are the alt right lesbians

To be honest having a child with one is basically cucking in a way.

The child recieves nothing from the "father"

But Asari promote miscegenation

They have to.

It's considered shameful to have 2 asari parents

I think my favourite were the drell and the Geth

Thane Krios was so cool man

Nothing for Garrus?

For shame

Best bro

Garrus is great,!

But Thane is a ninja

Every RPG needs a bro

Also ME1 best ME

Um

Thanes a... emotionless assassin that was dying of an incurable disease

He's not emotionless

@Beemann
>can't pork Tali

He sounded so darn monotone though

If you talked to him you'd know

>consorting with Xenos outside of work hours

I have an unpopular opinion

Pls no bully

ME3 best ME

i never got into ME

You picked the opposite of the truth

ME1 is the worst one

ME1 is janky as well

Nah, it's the most coherent one

And Andromeda doesn't exist

I like ME3

DOES

But 2 is best

NOT

EXIST

I liked 2 as well.

3 had some wierd chars though

ME2 is where they start to retcon everything

2 was great!

But the DLC in ME3 was so good

lol ive never played mass effect

3 is okay, 3 + dlc is supposedly amazing