Some drughead shot mine

She said the guy swerved to hit him.

His name was Max

hmm shit i mean maybe the cat ran in the road and he misjudged?

Nope... intentionally.

It was a four lane road.

He crossed two lanes to hit him.

oh wtf yeah

I mean, we caught the guy who killed our dog and he confessed to it so yeah

lol i never really had any of those sorts of animals

Ever since that happen, I am hyper protective over my pets.

But anyway

Rosie is a inside dog, period.

i got asthma and am allergic to cats n dogs

She only let out to use restroom in a fenced yard.

@xorgy I’m totally not an alien hybrid or anything.

lol i find it dumb my brother moved into an appt with his girlfriend

and she immediately bought a cat

KNOWING hes allergic and has asthma too

Rosie (Border Collie) and Peaches (Hound Dog)

like wtf

@Spectre9 that is what an alien hybrid would say.

wtf

Peaches is my mom's dog.

how long was he with her before they moved in?

I didn’t ask to be like this

more than a year

Sounds like your brother's girlfriend doesn't care for him.

lol

**I DIDNT ASK TO BE RAISED AS A GENETIC ABOMINATION MEANT TO KILL**

She doesn't even take into account something that could kill him.

@Spectre9 of course not, you bought your parts on the parts market.

yeah i mean i know she does

@Spectre9 Just like your brother Xenu

but yeah its more i think shes just not the smartest

Spec, aren't ya just in your most recent form?

in that respect

just get a new body

like shes a fairly smart person

*That’s not how my kind works you asshat*

You want to see one of my conures?

i think she just feels she needs it for her mental wellbeing

Alvin.

shit, sorry

and my brothers a pushover to her

yo birb

He trusts me only and hates everyone else.

BIRBO

He will attack anyone who gets close to me.

:\

yay a pet im not allergic too

LOL that feel

@Hoenn_Otaku "Umber" I hate you

For no reason

this girl im seeing

@Spectre9 U2

Alvin is a intelligent bird... he knows how to open his cage.

has a cat named Venom after the metal band

And close his cage.

yes hate me

and he fucking attacks everyone

He will wake me up in the morning.

GIVE ME JUSTIFICATION

BUT NOT ME

😎

By playing with my hair.

minus this one time

i was staying over

I love animals... they don't judge and not mean without reason.

and was awake in the morning cuz of my asthma

They love unconditionally.

how would i affect your existence by stating that i'm neutral on your existence

and she let the cat in the room cuz he was scratching on the door

@Hoenn_Otaku "Umber" uhhhh

and were on the other side of the bed

and hes jus looking at us

@Hoenn_Otaku "Umber" kill all the aliens

and im like FUUUUCK MORNING WOOD INCOMING

yo hold on

I should leave.

and the cat sees my boner start to pop up under the sheets

Here is a batch of sun conures that I rescued.

AND HE FUCKING POUNCES WITH HIS CLAWS OUT at my dick

i jumped the fuck out of the way LOL

...

Julz.

What the heck man.

Like the heck?

Scary

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHBcVlqpvZ8

I am big on rescuing animals.

cuz i was watching lol and fuck i would not find it hilarious if he hit his mark

I’d panic too had I been in that situation xD

but i kinda feel bad for him

cuz if she didnt have him i dont think anyone would take this cat

cuz hes really aggressive

i mean he bites and claws everyone.... like this chick lets him scratch and bit her arm when theyre playing