like wtf

@Spectre9 that is what an alien hybrid would say.

wtf

Peaches is my mom's dog.

how long was he with her before they moved in?

I didn’t ask to be like this

more than a year

Sounds like your brother's girlfriend doesn't care for him.

lol

**I DIDNT ASK TO BE RAISED AS A GENETIC ABOMINATION MEANT TO KILL**

She doesn't even take into account something that could kill him.

@Spectre9 of course not, you bought your parts on the parts market.

yeah i mean i know she does

@Spectre9 Just like your brother Xenu

but yeah its more i think shes just not the smartest

Spec, aren't ya just in your most recent form?

in that respect

just get a new body

like shes a fairly smart person

*That’s not how my kind works you asshat*

You want to see one of my conures?

i think she just feels she needs it for her mental wellbeing

Alvin.

shit, sorry

and my brothers a pushover to her

yo birb

He trusts me only and hates everyone else.

BIRBO

He will attack anyone who gets close to me.

:\

yay a pet im not allergic too

LOL that feel

@Hoenn_Otaku "Umber" I hate you

For no reason

this girl im seeing

@Spectre9 U2

Alvin is a intelligent bird... he knows how to open his cage.

has a cat named Venom after the metal band

And close his cage.

yes hate me