;D

problem solved

I’ve got a torpedo too

how about we just saw off europe

@Kyle Judkins ayy, lmao.

Your point

And when Khrushchev told the real numbers.

I’ve got an AGM hellfire ;3

Everyone was on the same page with "Fuck Stalin holy shit"

Honestly

I would rather we kiss and make up with Russia than with Saudi

yeah control the information control the people

Everyone agreed Stalin was a shit after hearing the REAL NUMBERS.

but the hysteria seems to be in the way of that

And honestly? That relieves me.

https://twitter.com/TzviZucker/status/1052457956510453760?s=19

@xorgy the world would be such a better place

russia is totally doable

because russians are decent people

hard ass people, but decent people

islam is cancer

Islam is the Middle Ages.

Just sitting there.

ummmmm thats offensive to cancer

Just gotta get them to write a receipt and pay the bill for crimea

its worse when you comebine the two

Russians have always been stoic but decent folk

Y'know all these What If tales

i.e. habib

lol

"What if the middle ages had access to rocket launchers"

Welllllll

talk about proficient in violence

That's Islam.

lol

**YOU HERETIC**

"My bad, this didn't come in the mail. I didn't see your invoice for Crimea so I assumed it was _free for the taking_, here is payment."

^ Russian crisis sorted

wel like

"What would the middle ages do if they had modern technology" Lots and lots of suicide bombers.

putin isn't russia

Car bombs.

if they had cleansed the whole palestine population 60 years ago, there would be peace since 60 years now :p

They love the explodey shit.

Not so much the diplomacy shit.

russian people in general are decent people

speaking of Crimea

they just have an unhealthy respect for strength

XD

what the hell happened there

https://twitter.com/AP/status/1052532807187222529

?

If USA buys hideously expensive Bering Strait tunnel/bridge, and Russia agrees to buy Crimea after their _extended trial period_, we can all kiss and make up.

so the dude killed himself?

https://twitter.com/AP/status/1052518168013492226

vocational?

like a plumber school

someone ate the wrong mushroomm

who the fuck would do that

lol

went full bowzer

"Hope their plumbers get FUCKED UP"

i mean

its an odd place to kill people

No not the vocational

"You know what the problem with the Russian state is? _Crimean plumbers!_"

i mean

Guys im gonna start a alt-left liberal blog , there will be canned responses and we will ban republicans and moderates from participating . IT will be inclusive

Im gonna start a gofundme and a patreon for it

remember to puck 'fuck drumpf' on there for maximum funding

siccckkk

you need at least $30k for the discord server tho

hahahahaa

LOL

We will have special guests writers such as Sarah “I’m not a racist “ Jeoung , Michael “I beat my wife” Avenatti, Stormy “I suck cock for money” Daniels, etc

sounds good Contro

innovative

ya know

the sad thing is youd probably hit your target

i saw a new add bois and goils

from serena williams

Bomb this

about "financial abuse"

whut?

There will be a teespring with many cool catch phrases such as “ Your a racist”. “Not my president”. “Trumpf 2024” etc

ffs

its going to be like the pink tax im guessing

"the abuse you cant see"

women earn more in tennis at wimbledon than men do

i want pee tape shirt

i mean

idk what she means by financial abuse

@Jes i really should make a blog like that i could make $$$$

as they play for 3/5 of the time men do but get the same prize money

i *think* its when someone doesnt leave their abuser because they cant afford to move out?

Fuck i might make a auto post site that does this .... HMMMMMM

could the same apply to men stuck with crazy gfs?

yup

in reality