i don't even understand how this is constitutional since cville is only suing us and not any of the counter protesting orgs

(((constitutional)))

Jews are scared.

Well, I'm merely a Paoli High School graduate with no post-secondary education to speak of, much less a Juris Doctorate. But I'm under the impression that we're going to fend off the lawsuits against us while throwing back counter-suits. How everything lands is speculative.

We may lose the lawsuits then win the counter-suits, too, for all I know.

Hm.

Or most likely, both sides "lose" and the lawyers buy themselves cool new boats.

fuck. maybe i should get my JD and become an alt right attorney

Yeah we need a team of Nazi lawyers ASAP.

Lawfare is definitely our absolute weakest front in this entire campaign.

Not a bad idea Tbh

I was just typing it.

Lawfare is going to be their sword.

The one most critical way to shut us down.

yea considering they have the splc kikes and entire university think tanks on their side

rip us

They've literally got hundreds of millions sitting in the Cayman Islands, earmarked for bullshit legal shenanigans.

ACLU is on our side.

Ehhh

ACLU told me to get fucked.

na, aclu isn't sding with us for the lawsuits

siding

Really?

Yeah they're kikes.

Ayup. I went through the whole process, for the lulz.

What happened to the help they gave us in the beginning?

aclu is only willing to go so far to defend us. you have to realize that they get the vast majority of their shekels from shitlib donors who will cut them off if they actually defend us

Must have been a stray goy.

I wasn't armed. I didn't throw a single punch. I literally just waltzed up to a heritage event a federal judge had confirmed I could be at and got zip-tied and thrown in an armored truck. Dindu Nuffin.

they get most of their shekels from shitlib donors. the well will dry up if they don't like who the aclu is using their resources on

I was getting my life together, spreading The Word, and planning to go to college n sheeit

Lol

Did they hurt you at all?

No.

The leftist lawsuits claim that I caused everybody in the city to have chronic diahrrea, inverted clavicles, spina bifida, restless leg syndrome, fibromyalgia, PTSD, and loss of wages.

wait really

are you just emmeing

memeing

or for real

I owe everybody in the city a goddamn boat.

No. I'm dead serious. You'll all see the lawsuit soon enough. Fucking hilarious.

I mean how likely could they win this nonsense given we had a damn federally enforced permit.

>business owners shut down businesses bc they don't want to serve nazis

>blame nazis for shutting down business

genius

Look, when you're talking about judges and juries who have a tremendous amount of public pressure to fuck nazis, we can't take common sense or legal precedent for granted.

this should go straight to a federal court tbh

Yeah that's what worries me about other happenings also.

Sort of like how Newtonian physics breaks down under Quantum edge cases, we're in a special twilight zone where anything could happen.

...including the City of Charlottesville getting fucked to death and our organizations getting flooded with major cash.

Spencer should spearhead our defenses with his cash.

Old money doesn't work that way.

Insh'Allah I see the shekels as clearly as I see you.

if any of you got some soros or russia cash recently, time to cough it up

He doesn't have unlimited access to his family wealth, and they're probably holding the leash pretty tight given his hobbies.

Yeah.

He himself has millions allegedly.

And if they do defend him, they'll only defend HIM. His parents aren't going to throw down to bail out all of American nazidom.

so basically the alt right has a shortage of rich niggas and attorneys

Nigga, I am a wagecuck cool, yet people on ABC said I was a paid actor on my picture that went National at Shelby

time for one of you to get rich or go to law school

or both

A dire shortage of goth gfs and rich attorneys and donors.

Yes. We're a bunch of broke jackasses with cheap laptops who provoked godawful globalist behemoths greater than our imaginations can comprehend with our memes and makeshift shield shenanigans.

Cook*

Big if true.

soros, if alex jones is right and you are on our side, we need your shekels now more than ever

if you are listening

pls

We need to find a fucking investor.

Who is the most Conservative millionaire in the world?

Fucking investors are a cure worse than the disease, since they're invariably "stakeholders" who would like "a few minor platform corrections."

Mmm

Mel Gibson is rich enough and antisemitic enough to put this movement into the stratosphere.

I mean.

I'd rather just fucking go to prison than lean on the philosemitic paleocon dipshits who throw money around.

Jesus chrsi

Can we contact super secretly?

MEL

Call MEL GIBSON

Mr. Gibson we beseech thee!

He calls people oven dodger for fun.

tfw i wanted to just live in the wheat fields and live a working class life in peace but now i might have to become a billionaire extraordinaire to save the alt right

He's ready to throw these kikes into the George Foreman grill.

"Mel, the oven dodgers who cause all the wars in the world are trying to take my freedom."

Mel is legit one of us.

No doubt.

Gibson is a secret bitcoin whale.

He has all but been banished from Hollywood unless it's a movie his personal studio makes.

He owns his own studio.

Well, he's an antisemitic TradCat, who's racist when he's drunk. We'll only be able to pull this off if we can catch him when he's drinking.

Start a "keep Mel blitzed" fund for the next rally

Lol

I'm pretty optimistic that we can reach the $4k/month cost we've negotiated.

i read a newsweek article once about how shadowy billionaires are funding the far right, i was thinking "nigga we survive on gofundme/patreon"

We'll just need Heimbach to take a braek from fascism'ing to become an obnoxious fundraiser guy for the next few months doing telethons 24/7.

We need to go ahead and start the Post-Shelbyville defense fund it seems lol.

> only allowed on goyfundme/hatreon

okay niggers, one of you needs to dress up in black face and get beat up by a nazi in a parking garage