thats gay

@fuk-bot Barry

If your sucking yourself off, its masturbation buddy

only countries that matter

uh

kek

My guns were in there...

And my car..

And all my tools

@Donaldus Triumphus Haven’t had one of those days you just don’t wanna wake up?

What happened there

Fire

It was an electrical fire

well shit

Sorry about your guns

My cars fucked...

;l

My tools became molten metal

What do you plan to do

I..

Well I actually have no idea

Probably see what the insurance will write me

dude, why did you burn down the homeless shelter

lmao

k

lel

@Neon 10/10 names

yes

ik

Ouch

Australia doesn’t matter

https://youtu.be/pTWXSWaKHoE lmao its jokes

WHOMST SAID AUSTRALIA DOESNT MATTER?

Lmfao

@AutisimusPrime reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

**triggered**

#allENGLISHcountriesmatterexceptnewzealand,newzealandisgay

Ooft man

yOu'rE gAy

Thanks

I know

Bacon kinda tastes shitty

lol

whats good

Not bacon...

Sir?

Why ain't bacon good?

It just tastes like... dirt

Yes i have eaten dirt before

?

You obviously overcook it

Wtf

Dirt

But i dunno it tastes like gross to me

Yes i was 7 at the time

Then why the hell limit your definition of "bacon" to one sad experience centuries ago?

No.. i ate dirt when i was 7

Not bacon

Bit old for that

Yeah shhhh

Its better than eating shit

Then again... Last time I ate dirt I was 18

....

Car crash

W-what?

Ye

No i dont know how a car crash has anything to do with eating dirt

I passed out when I got out the car

Yeah butbwhat does eating dirt have anything to do with a car crash

Boom, herrro floor

Ohhh

Ma bad

Sloth

Yeet

Got myself an epic scar in the back of my head

🇺🇸 only flag that matters🇺🇸

🇦🇺 🇦🇺 🇦🇺

🇦🇺

I bet i bet i bet

Autralia doesnt even exist bro

Correct

Australia does though

what do you all think about the XDS 45

Too small

@BlueWaffles68

thats kinda the point though for a carry gun

lol some people walk around with a shotgun down their pant-leg xD

***gotta be prepped***

ya thats not legal where im at

I heard you can get an open carry license in some states

dayum son

i can carry around a shotgun just cant conceal it but i would rather have something light myself

I mean the gun looks pretty cool, not gonna lie

Tactical

Although if it were up to me I'd get something big and buff, even if it's just a handgun