Try it

@SlavManlet-NC will do!

he'll yeah borther

TWP fightin again

Been member since October. Zero merch

We need a TWP Olympics

Someone is failing at their job @everyone

bruh pings

It's being worked on

Bullshit

Unironically

Been hearing that for months

DONT TAKE MY @ EVERYONE PINGS

derrick owes me a t-shirt

Is a t shirt too much to ask for

Our new quartermaster is like half deaf right now give him a lil break

but he hooked up a stack of stickers

DON'T PING ON ME

he owes me a shirt too

@DanEss

PM John Mosby and ask him to send you a shirt @fassel

Events include kayak racing, speed smoking, EATIN, banging antifa chicks, EATIN, picking cigarette butts out of a yard, and EATIN

Have him explain the situation

I hope I emphasized EATIN

a n t i f a
w a r
b r i d e s

He might be recovering from getting his ear drum blown

So I'd wait a min tho

Speaking of picking cigarette butts out of the yard, ya'll niggaz was supposed to throw those in the neighbor's house, not my driveway

Tfw no antifa war bride

Why is this not an organized thing where you join and you get the full package? Make me the got damned qm and I guarenfuckintee everyone will be set up with gear in a timely manner @Fevs

@fassel It used to be, but we changed quartermasters

@DanEss we did bro. I made one into the windowsill

@fassel You have the shit to print t shirts, pamphlets, stickers, and pins?

Yes

My new gf does

Actually

<:hellyeah:374715727833464836>

So does john, but we have a lot of membership packages to prepare and send out

I just want my armband 😞

So split the load

Thanks for deleting that the other night Fevs lol I forgot.

It's JOHN.

5 months dues paid and NOTHING

You've been dating the chick for like a week nigga we're not giving information that way

OOF

Good point

Fassel.

Your name auto corrected to gassed

You paid 5 months and no membership package

Fo real?

Who is quartermaster. Who is in charge of this shit. I need to know who to bitch the fuck out

The present one is NOT to blame

He just picked up that role

River Birch or paper birch?

Lol

I literally just told you

@fassel is being a black woman rn

Yee

@☦Colton of Yore☦ yes. I'm a major and been member since October I have ZILCH

***I NEED TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER***

Hahahaha

I mean that is unacceptable tho

Exactly

Absolutely unnacceptable

Hence why we recently changed quartermasters

True

CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM

I got my shit together despite many challenges in my personal life. No. Fucking. Excuses!

Q U A C K

anybody got that meme? With heimbach, colton, fevs, saying "if I'm eatin, my fam eatin too"

No ducking whatsoever here

HONK HONK

Those are geese retard

no, they're swans

Swans are just fancy geese

All you guys poking Fun are not helping. This has gone on too long

It's really not that important right now, we're dealing with heaps and heaps of legal fees and rallies and shit

If I were running The shit everyone would absolutely have their gear

Some one needs to step up and I'm offering

We appreciate the offer, but we've already got somebody on it

Bullshit

Doubtful

5 months

Yeah, and because of those 5 months, we've recently switched over quartermasters

Heimbach said he is going to make it happen. There's been some shit going on.

Alright I'll leave it at that. But 5 more months and I'm really going to start raising shit

Alright, thank you

We will take care of you.

One more thing. Ohio has a large squad and expanding. Im making sure of that. I just don't want our guys looking like shit and not even having a t shirt to show for $200 of dues paid

But thanks I'll drop it now

Here's a cat

thats a dog

Wanna fight about it

I think your cat is retarded

Yes

Cute cat

Bro there's something wrong with your cat

Whatever it is, it's a GOOD BOI

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Who's a good boi?

🅱️at machine 🅱️ roke

🅱ad kitty

Plz don't type "who's a good boi" it gets my dog all excited

lol do you have text to speech on?

who's a good boi

Lol no just goofin

nigga dont even gotta dog

Nope

My avatar is some dog I found on google

Image search

CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM

I also don't have any TWP shit

Pls drop this it's doing nothing

Spam John Mosby's PMs once he recovers

Whoa

Even mcarthy

Fuck it. I'm out. I'm joining The klan. Who's coming with me?

I was accidentally pulled into a Klan fight once. #NeverAgain

Only if I get robes

^^^^^^^^^^^

@I'm Not Sam Hyde bet if we join the klan we get robes right away

Official TWP uniform should be Klan robes CHANGE MY MIND

No.

That's an idea, up our optics game

I'm going to pick up my hubby now. Here's to hoping my wheel doesn't fall off

Trad Worker robes

Black robes

Bath robes obviously

Burqas

Have you tried tightening it on @Mai There are bolts on it for that

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

OUT OUT OUT

No. It's my brakes

Your brakes are gonna fall off?

Those also have bolts

and other man words

they need to be tightened

I actually would like a twp bath robe

Just take your breaks off, duh

Same

You can probably fix your car with an amount of duct tape and WD-40

This train got no brakes

Faith Family

Yeah, fuck armbands and shirts @fassel, where de fuck our bathrobes?

Feathery soft bath robes

Feathery soft, yellow bathrobes

and loafers

I was thinking black with yellow embroidery

Do you want people to notice ya'll or not?!

Nicccce

Black silky bath robe

@John Mosby TWP Bathrobes when?

Yellow logo on chest and giant logo on back

That's it. I'm going to Atomwaffle

They notice me when I crack my trusty TWP brand bull whip against some commies cheek

We a brand now

We is become capital

🤔

According to Fevs ya'll need to wear plain black robes so as not to promote class differences

GANG GANG GANG

And that, children, is how bathrobes made natsocs ancaps

Fuck the bourgeoisie

^

GANG GANG

Working class or kys

May our only occupations be not having a job

Class cooperation my dude

there we go

Guy at Pikeville had working class tatted on back his head

Anarcho fascism ftw

Esoteric randallian anarcho eco fascism now

https://youtu.be/VqqvGzS6tBo

You know if some of these antifa girls just took a shower they wouldn't look half bad

Saw them

You saw them? Like live?

Yeah

NATIONAL BOWLFACSISM-anarcho-waffleism

Jeez how fucked were you before you became a nazi

You have no idea boss

"1. 2. 3. 6. 6. 6."

ow the edge

Their cover of "a month from now" is pretty good though

I can still enjoy the music if I just ignore the marxism and don't look at them lol

That's the trick

It's how I still stomach Wolfbrigade

Mfw these people are infinitely happier than I am, but god hates them

😞

Well yeah, they get to not work and be drunk all day

Of course they're happy

Sloke: work all day AND be drunk all day

Fugg

Only way to live brother

I won't fall for your tricks, satan

^

Tfw no unemployed alcoholic punk gf

You don't want it

@Fevs
>implying it's a real gf and not a tranny

The dick just makes it cuter

God help us if these chat logs ever leak

TRAPWORKER

That's why I only use overused memes

Lmao

What are some more punk folk bands with cute girls @I'm Not Sam Hyde

We the Heathens had a cute violinist

whomst has the lyrics to the TWP's rendition of the *Horst Wessel Lied*?

bruh you rite

@patron Saint of EATIN does @Tarnfurt

I would size her means of production YAKNOWWATIMSAYIN

@Fash Dragon thank you

@I'm Not Sam Hyde Wanna go hit on antifa chicks with me and corey at the next rally?

Yeah dude let's go

Fuck yeah, I need to grow my hair back out

Same

@Fevs cuck

@fassel Girls my age like hair I can't not

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPWl2_qo0Es
@I'm Not Sam Hyde One for each of us

Do they also like swastika tats

I hope so

They better

You can have the redhead

Gang

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FS3YX-irgY
What is gender

I hate

Trying to recruit a guy from Maryland

VERY straight up dude

Maryland is very diverse in my experience, you should have no problem

He's already on our side, he's about your age @Joey zyklon

18 that is

lol gotcha

If he gets in here, I would definitely look forward to possibly working with him

i fucking fell for it

ive never felt like such a worthless piece of shit

@Fevs yes still cost but it's just the symbols no stripes like the officer ones

👌🏻

off topic history question

did any americans join the ss in ww2?

i know the SS Wiking was comprised of guys from other nations in europe

@johanC why didn't you come visit me

Their wuz sum Amuricans thie ss

Though like the British it was only platoon sized

There were...

I know Nazis should have impeccable grammar.

Dude I'm tired

Go fuck yourself

I'm not gonna change it