u don't change the past, u just copy it and add the recent stuff when writing history books to teach from

so American Indians weren't cannibals?

theres a time when everybody was cannibals ..but most likely after some event that buried the crops

what part of what i said was wrong then

been sorting thru buried history for decades and i still haven't discovered enough to make much sense

but i have noticed one thing tho...there was an event just before the war of 1812 ...that caused wars of 1812 all around the planet(not just between usa and england)....most likely for resources/food

ok im talking about American indians and Columbus times

and onward

diary pages of people of those times that claim that some American indian tribes practiced cannibalism

cannibalism wasnt practiced often by the tribes of the west east coast, however the more south west you got the more savage the tribes became, and during times of poor hunting it wouldnt be uncommon for a tribe to feast upon the bones of a rival tribe or on settlers coming in to start a life on the prairie

i coudn't ever eat someone, even if i was starving. to me that's EVIL like next to pedophilia and sadistic torture type of evil

i'd rather die of starvation

anyway i kinda went astray from the columbus vid a bit but it was related in a way

https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1286458741727035393?s=19

https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1286768151863209984?s=19

Serve you right moron MSM https://mobile.twitter.com/N1ckSandmann/status/1286675866408431616?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1286675866408431616%7Ctwgr%5E&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.foxnews.com%2Fmedia%2Fwashington-post-settles-nicholas-sandmann-defamation-lawsuit-in-covington-catholic-high-school-controversy

why'd you post this in the fake news section lol

that's a very real and happy story

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-many-chicagoans-fleeing-city-for-more-peaceful-places-like-the-middle-east/?utm_content=buffer60d90&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer&fbclid=IwAR0Ep9SVxnIw10Qmqy9-kwSfMIpzALZhH19Q699PGEYYKp1izYWOHRoZtNg

😂 😂 😂

😆

why does it sound true tho

That's what I love about Babylon Bee 😂 It sounds too realistic

And the photoshop just makes it better

https://edition.cnn.com/2020/06/19/politics/electoral-votes-joe-biden/index.html

Fake news with their deceptive headlines.

@antispiritual that amount of voter fraud is going to be expensive.

You're right, Bobius.

Only way to minimize voter fraud is by opening up the country.

Hopefully the vaccines will be ready by September.

Then the Dems will have no excuse.

Don't underestimate their imagination, @antispiritual.

You're right. These radicals have crazy ideas.
I hope all these terrible mayors never get re-elected.

Yeah...

This is just the Babylon bee channel

i wonder if they'll force vaccines in order to go out and vote.

im not takin no damn vaccine

@Meryl.140.15 I heard a couple months ago that Bill Gates wants everyone who receives his vaccine to get a certificate saying you received it, and you’ll pretty much need that certificate to go anywhere or do anything

Didn’t he also consider forcing people to get a special tattoo?

@Spectre ugh that's terrible but I can see the democrats pushing for that 100% at some point

It's the mark of the beast

Not literally, but you get what I mean

https://youtu.be/9ftAw9hHK14 I'll just leave this here

>brilliant speech

<:KEK:726877368601411624>

Yes sadly I can see the left pushing those certificates on us permanently at some point

Just get in the box car folks

🤦‍♂️

i watched 30 seconds of that speech before i had to turn it off

it was just her complaining about sexism when there was none

https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1287481575530213376?s=19

https://youtu.be/RJm3nyHUlGY

Hey, I've seen this one!

2016 version 2.0

https://www.wattpad.com/341462536-complete-list-of-genders-the-complete-list-of-all

what the actual fuck though

<:emoji_9:723005092764319776>

Dear Lord, the insanity

"elementgender - a gender that consists of four primary parts that respectively feel linked to each element (Earth, Air, Fire, Water)"

this list makes me believe these people don't understand the differences between personalities and gender

that and they're just crazy

Yes

It's a mental disorder

yes but don't tell them that they get mad when you mention mental health :\

@DarkSkyKEC Wait why does this sound familiar?

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1287523188704829441?s=19

@KumquatLord yes 2016 2.0 <:AlexJones:736781863737229324>

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-to-continue-24-year-long-boycott-of-wnba

I like how it’s not even fake news

Lmao this legit?

It's the Babylon bee

So it's satire

Doesn't feel like that sometimes though

Identity crisis aka genderfluid

Somebody make a meme of this pleaseeeeee

A true red pilled TV lol

http://theprint.in/science/hcqs-bumpy-ride-new-study-says-it-cant-block-coronavirus-infection-of-lung-cells/468039/

Author of this news is a Trump hater.

https://twitter.com/kseleyradtke

https://babylonbee.com/news/portland-police-make-millions-after-offering-citizens-a-turn-throwing-tear-gas/?utm_content=buffer4fd41&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer&fbclid=IwAR0geaIIsYxAjmVELhtPZVDP3XhtCTr_b6pH8dC1ik1egCLOfm7PrN5pLto

I wish that was real lol

https://babylonbee.com/news/orcs-march-on-minas-tirith-in-mostly-peaceful-protest?fbclid=IwAR2wA8co7DSLi72lhJ2B79B_yrlMvDif0fW9bKA_etDjWjgh_0gc67i__hM

<:Dude:726878886411108474>

@HerrmTheWorm
Post the pic without the red circle if you can.

https://icwpredflag.org/wp/wordpress/

commie website

needs to be exposed

https://babylonbee.com/news/joe-biden-chooses-aunt-jemima-as-running-mate/

"And I know about roaches in my syrup and pancakes"

https://americaslastlineofdefense.com/fbi-investigation-uncovers-256-emails-between-schiff-and-epstein/

I thought Biden was going to choose Corn Pop for VP

https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1288908557413490689?s=19

isn't that were the jello testing lab is at?

from jan 8th 2020 - https://babylonbee.com/news/as-part-of-settlement-with-nick-sandmann-cnn-hosts-must-wear-maga-hats-while-on-the-air

well didn't get the maga hats but might get it in the next case

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-to-save-taxpayers-nearly-30-by-selecting-female-vp

I live for the Babylon Bee posts

So there's a story on rare about a couple served a pepperoni swastika pizza. Im pretty sure it is a hoax and wanted to share but it violates community rules

I wonder what kind of oven they used to cook it..